Trump is the WWE and Mueller is The Undertaker

[BananaStand]

1. Cohen's plea directly implicated Trump as an unindicted co-conspirator in using campaign funds illegally. I know you heard on Fox that Trump can make up all sorts of excuses for this, but no sorry, he's fucked.

That's Cohen's side of the story. He used to have a different story. Then he got caught running shady taxi cab businesses and was facing 65 years in prison. Then Bill Clinton's lawyer showed up. And suddenly it's down to 3 years. All he has to do is say bad things about Trump.

Here are 3 potential scenarios for how this went down.
A) Cohen thought to himself "These bitches are gonna bring my boy down, I better clean this up before the election", and then Cohen went and paid them off, using his own money, to help the campaign.

B) Trump told Cohen to go pay the women off, to help the campaign. And he either told Cohen to use campaign funds to do it, or told Cohen to use his own money, with no intention of paying him back.

C) Trump said "Pay these bitches off. Bill me"

A is a crime, but in scenario A Trump isn't involved. B is a crime. But if B really happened, then there wouldn't be invoices showing Trump paying Cohen back. C is not a crime. And if C really happened, there would be invoices. And there are invoices.

If you can find a plausible crime in there, I'm all ears. Seriously man, if you can find fault in any of that logic, I will happily consider it with an open mind. But your desperate cries of "he's fucked" sound like nothing more than the wishful rantings of someone with a low IQ.

[Poopadoop]

Here are 3 potential scenarios for how this went down.

A) Cohen thought to himself "These bitches are gonna bring my boy down, I better clean this up before the election", and then Cohen went and paid them off, using his own money, to help the campaign.

ya, this was Trump's original explanation right? He knew nothing about the payoff and Cohen was just being his friend and paying these sluts out of his own pocket, because, you know, that's what friends do, make payments to sluts for their friends.

How long did that story last? About 3 days iirc.

lmao that you can post this as a legimitate theory. Get with the times, moron.

B) Trump told Cohen to go pay the women off, to help the campaign. And he either told Cohen to use campaign funds to do it,

the most likely scenario by far, since Trump is too cheap to spend his own money when he can spend someone else's.

or told Cohen to use his own money, with no intention of paying him back.

lol ya right. The only part of this that's believable is that Trump would stiff his own lawyer of 12 years.

C) Trump said "Pay these bitches off. Bill me"

I guess you missed that this is actually on tape, and Trump said 'use cash'. So wait, Cohen was supposed to use HIS OWN cash to pay these sluts, and then send Trump a bill? How does that make any sense? And what do they say when the IRS asks where's the paper trail for this bill. "Oh sorry we used cash for that particular service."

This is why you're not a lawyer, and why you are a moron.

[BananaStand]

I guess you missed that this is actually on tape,.

No I didn't. And I'm so glad you brought it up.

and Trump said 'use cash'.

Do I have to explain to you that when rich people say "cash" they mean "liquid assets" and not necessarily physical currency, right?

So wait, Cohen was supposed to use HIS OWN cash to pay these sluts, and then send Trump a bill?

Yes. That's exactly how it's supposed to work. At this point I think it's important to mention that Cohen only paid off Stormy. That other woman had her story bought by the National Enquirer and then squashed. Trump kinda had a standing agreement with the paper to do that sort of thing for him when women came around with stories about him. That pre-dates his candidacy by the way. So just because it happened in proximity to the election doesn't automatically make it something different.

Anyway, Cohen then paid off the Enquirer, and then billed Trump.

How does that make any sense?

Lawyers bill clients for reimbursable expenses all the time. Are you feeling ok?

And what do they say when the IRS asks where's the paper trail for this bill. "Oh sorry we used cash for that particular service."

I don't get what you mean. A lawyer presents a bill for "consulting services". Client pays bill. All legal. All above board. All on the books. Happens all the time. The details are nobody's business.....least of all, the IRS's.

This is why you're not a lawyer, and why you are a moron.

I can't understand you with your dick in your mouth.

[Poopadoop]

Do I have to explain to you that when rich people say "cash" they mean "liquid assets" and not necessarily physical currency, right?

How do you know this? Oh wait, you heard it on Fox?

Ya, I heard that when rich people say 'use cash', they really mean send someone to threaten her and her kid. Do I have to explain that to you?

Are you feeling ok?

it feels great to have a much better job and be so much smarter than you, yes.

[Poopadoop]

Do I have to explain to you that when rich people say "cash" they mean "liquid assets" and not necessarily physical currency, right?


Yes. That's exactly how it's supposed to work.

So wait, this is confusing. First you say 'cash isn't cash, it's liquid assets'. Then I ask if Cohen is supposed to use his own cash, and you say 'yeah of course happens all the time'. So was this currency he was using or was Cohen making these payments using kilos of coke or stolen diamonds or what?

[BananaStand]

So wait, this is confusing. First you say 'cash isn't cash, it's liquid assets'. Then I ask if Cohen is supposed to use his own cash, and you say 'yeah of course happens all the time'. So was this currency he was using or was Cohen making these payments using kilos of coke or stolen diamonds or what?

Checks, wire transfers, ACH transactions, things like that. I just wanna make sure you're not imagining an untraceable transaction with stacks of bills in a briefcase and two guys meeting at a bus station. I know how retarded you can be when you wanna believe something bad about Trump.

[Poopadoop]

Checks, wire transfers, ACH transactions, things like that. I just wanna make sure you're not imagining an untraceable transaction with stacks of bills in a briefcase and two guys meeting at a bus station. I know how retarded you can be when you wanna believe something bad about Trump.

Fuck off with this nonsense. Everyone knows the point of paying someone in cash is that it doesn't leave a paper trail. All the other things you mentioned do, and that's why dumbass Trump suggested cash, and Cohen is then heard to say 'nonononono, it has to be a check'.

[BananaStand]

Fuck off with this nonsense. Everyone knows the point of paying someone in cash is that it doesn't leave a paper trail.

Except there is a paper trail...