Trump is the WWE and Mueller is The Undertaker

[oskar]

They'll make him testify. Dems will get majority after midterms, they'll impeach him, and once you get Trump under oath, he's finished. Go back and read the questions from Kavanough to Clinton https://www.rollingstone.com/politic...stions-713428/ if you want to have some fun, and imagine Trump trying to answer them without implicating himself. He can hardly go a sentence without implicating himself while answering softball Fox&Friends questions. Even if he was completely innocent, he's too stupid not to self destruct. And you know what, I think he's guilty as fuck, but even if he wasn't, they'd still get him. I wouldn't even call that foul play. If you're that fucking stupid, you shouldn't be president.

[Poopadoop]

Haha, well seeing him trying to testify under oath live on TV would make the last two years almost worthwhile. Fuck, just imagining it is almost making it worthwhile.

Frankly though, I don't think it'll get that far. As soon as he gets called before Congress he'll have some 'medical incident' or some stupid bullshit excuse why he can't do it. Bone spurs in his brain or some shit.

Actually, no he's not smart enough to know how dumb he is. In his mind, he'll go and testify, admit to several felonies, and then claim it as a historic performance. And he'll interrupt the proceedings several times to tweet about Hillary and how the fake news should be talking about her emails instead of whether he will have Cohen, Manafort, Jared, or Don Jr., for his cellmate. So unfair!

[Poopadoop]

Haha can you imagine Mueller asking Trump

"If Stormy Daniels said you had her tie you on the bed and spank you with a rolled up magazine with Ivanka on the cover, would she be lying?"

"If Stormy Daniels said you then made her cut out the picture of Ivanka and tape it over her face, while giving you oral sex, would she be lyiing?"

"If Stormy Daniels said you cried out Ivanka's name several times during sex would she be lying?"

"If Vladimir Putin said you begged him to be your best friend forever would he be lying?"

"If, oh forget it, just get the handcuffs."

[BananaStand]

Haha can you imagine Mueller asking Trump

I imagine it would sound something like this....

"If Stormy Daniels said you had her tie you on the bed and spank you with a rolled up magazine with Ivanka on the cover, would she be lying?"

Objection: relevance

"If Stormy Daniels said you then made her cut out the picture of Ivanka and tape it over her face, while giving you oral sex, would she be lyiing?"

Objection: Relevance

"If Stormy Daniels said you cried out Ivanka's name several times during sex would she be lying?"

Objection: relevance

"If Vladimir Putin said you begged him to be your best friend forever would he be lying?"

Objection: Relevance

"If, oh forget it, just get the handcuffs."

Objection: Assumes facts not in evidence. Were any of those questions even in relation to any crime at all?

[Poopadoop]

I imagine it would sound something like this....


Objection: relevance

You imagine Trump is going to have a lawyer present at his own impeachment? That's not how it works, low IQ person.

[BananaStand]

And you know what, I think he's guilty as fuck,

Of what?

Serious question. Can you tell me exactly which criminal deeds you think he's committed, and explain how you think the crime may have possibly occurred? Please elaborate and cite the evidence you're using to draw your conclusions. And also please try to acknowledge the existence of counter-evidence, and do your best to address it's validity with facts, logic, and reason.

Do you have enough IQs to handle all that?

[oskar]

Do you have enough IQs to handle all that?

I made that joke twice. The second time I commented on how lazy it was to repeat the same idea twice. It's just: quantify a number that doesn't represent a quantity, and then play on the idea that that quantity has quantity-like properties. You of course stop at the first part, and repeated the same idea about a dozen times since you jacked it from me. I don't expect much of you, but don't jack my jokes.

[Poopadoop]

I made that joke twice. The second time I commented on how lazy it was to make that joke twice. It's just: quantify a number that doesn't represent a quantity, and then play on the idea that that quantity has quantity-like properties. You of course stop at the first part, and repeated the same idea about a dozen times since you jacked it from me. I don't expect much of you, but don't jack my jokes.

It's like when I called Trump a demagogue once; he's been using that word ever since and still doesn't know what it means.

Lol what a goofball.

[BananaStand]

I don't expect much of you, but don't jack my jokes.

Sorry, I'm too fucking smart to be creative.