Trump is the WWE and Mueller is The Undertaker

[Poopadoop]

Haha can you imagine Mueller asking Trump

"If Stormy Daniels said you had her tie you on the bed and spank you with a rolled up magazine with Ivanka on the cover, would she be lying?"

"If Stormy Daniels said you then made her cut out the picture of Ivanka and tape it over her face, while giving you oral sex, would she be lyiing?"

"If Stormy Daniels said you cried out Ivanka's name several times during sex would she be lying?"

"If Vladimir Putin said you begged him to be your best friend forever would he be lying?"

"If, oh forget it, just get the handcuffs."

[BananaStand]

Haha can you imagine Mueller asking Trump

I imagine it would sound something like this....

"If Stormy Daniels said you had her tie you on the bed and spank you with a rolled up magazine with Ivanka on the cover, would she be lying?"

Objection: relevance

"If Stormy Daniels said you then made her cut out the picture of Ivanka and tape it over her face, while giving you oral sex, would she be lyiing?"

Objection: Relevance

"If Stormy Daniels said you cried out Ivanka's name several times during sex would she be lying?"

Objection: relevance

"If Vladimir Putin said you begged him to be your best friend forever would he be lying?"

Objection: Relevance

"If, oh forget it, just get the handcuffs."

Objection: Assumes facts not in evidence. Were any of those questions even in relation to any crime at all?

[Poopadoop]

I imagine it would sound something like this....


Objection: relevance

You imagine Trump is going to have a lawyer present at his own impeachment? That's not how it works, low IQ person.