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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    I'll take any wager you wanna make on impeachment bro. and fuck you too
    Sure and how will I collect when you lose? If you think I'm coming to New Hampshire to run the gauntlet of gun-toting yahoos to get my money, you're dreaming bro. So fuck you some more.
  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Sure and how will I collect when you lose? If you think I'm coming to New Hampshire to run the gauntlet of gun-toting yahoos to get my money, you're dreaming bro. So fuck you some more.
    I said ANY wager you wanna make. So fuck your mother.

    How about this....

    If Trump leaves office in any manner other than impeachment, you have to post a 5 minute video to YouTube where you sing "I had the time of my life" and dance with a life size cardboard cutout of Trump
  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    I said ANY wager you wanna make. So fuck your mother.

    How about this....

    If Trump leaves office in any manner other than impeachment, you have to post a 5 minute video to YouTube where you sing "I had the time of my life" and dance with a life size cardboard cutout of Trump
    Yea, see the thought of public humiliation of someone doesn't get me hard the way it gets you hard. A better reward for me would be if you started taking your angry cunt classes seriously so we could all put up with you easier. But I know you'll never agree to that.

    And frankly, I don't really think he can get impeached because its too hard for the D to get 2/3 of the house and senate. They might get the house, but not enough of the senate is up for grabs to make it a good bet. And unless he actually shoots a load in Ivanka's face on live tv, the R will never vote against him because they're complete and utter pussies. So it's more of a dream than a reality.

    He's still going to get spanked hard in the midterms though and become a lame-duck president for the last 2 years or less of his tenure.

    Also, there's a non-zero chance he dies or gets incapacitated before he completes his term, or that the 'deep state' bumps him off lol.
  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    A better reward for me would be if you started taking your angry cunt classes seriously so we could all put up with you easier. But I know you'll never agree to that.
    On the contrary. I'm game.

    The video you post has to stay up for at least six months.

    do we have a wager?
  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    On the contrary

    do we have a wager?
    Lol, I just explained why it's not a good bet to take.

    Try using your awesome comprehension skills on that and then see if you can suss out the answer to your question from that. I'll give you two guesses so you have at least a better than zero chance of getting it right.

    Also, there's no way in hell i believe you have the humility to take professional help seriously. You'd start posting shit on here you copied from some angry cunt self-help website about how it helped you. But we'd all know you were lying, you'd still be a douchebag, and on top of it you'd claim compliance.

    It's interesting though that you're actually too stupid to see how transparently fake your promise is.
  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Also, there's no way in hell i believe you have the humility to take professional help seriously.
    LOL. You think it's a lack of humility that prevents me from taking it seriously?

    No. What's missing is credibility on the part of the so-called 'professionals'

    You guys really have no fucking idea how the brain works. So don't go poking around in there.
  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    LOL. You think it's a lack of humility that prevents me from taking it seriously?
    That, plus the arrogance evident in the next statement, yes.


    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    What's missing is credibility on the part of the so-called 'professionals'
    Best I can gather, all the guy was going to do was talk to you about controlling your anger issues. It doesn't take a genius to see you have them. What do you have to lose by sitting down and talking with someone?


    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    You guys really have no fucking idea how the brain works.
    Ya it's complicated. That's why my career choice is such a waste of time I guess. Also cause we can't find the answers using Excel.


    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    So don't go poking around in there.
    Actually we do know some things. For example, there's an area called the orbitofrontal cortex that sits right behind the eye sockets that's involved in social behaviour. If it gets damaged, people lose their ability to filter their behaviour appropriately. They might, in an extreme case, swear in church. In more typical cases, they become what a layman might refer to as a 'jerk'.

    Coincidentially, I've been wondering - have you ever been in a car accident or received a blow to the head?
  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    LOL. You think it's a lack of humility that prevents me from taking it seriously?

    No. What's missing is credibility on the part of the so-called 'professionals'
    Ya, but despite all this I'm meant to believe that if you lost a bet you would suddenly take it seriously. Come on man, my IQ isn't as low as yours. Try harder to be credible.
  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    And frankly, I don't really think he can get impeached because its too hard for the D to get 2/3 of the house and senate.
    He can't get impeached 'cuz he didn't do anything wrong. Deluded twit.
  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    He can't get impeached 'cuz he didn't do anything wrong. Deluded twit.
    You have omniscience into all Trump has done I see. Well, I guess he's innocent then.
  11. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    You have omniscience into all Trump has done I see. Well, I guess he's innocent then.
    The presumption of innocence is Trump's inalienable right as an American citizen. I don't need omniscience to declare that his innocence is an irrefutable demonstrable objective factual reality.
  12. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    The presumption of innocence is Trump's inalienable right as an American citizen. I don't need omniscience to declare that his innocence is an irrefutable demonstrable objective factual reality.
    Well it's not "irrefutable." It simply hasn't been refuted YET (at least not in a court of law). It's a subtle yet important distinction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    If Trump leaves office in any manner other than impeachment,
    Not sure if 141 IQ trap or not understanding how impeachment works.
    The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
  14. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    Not sure if 141 IQ trap or not understanding how impeachment works.
    If it's a trap it's well below the level of his claimed IQ that puts him in the top 0.3% of the population, that he employs to skillfully re-arrange other people's sentences and rage-post on the internet.
  15. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    If it's a trap it's well below the level of his claimed IQ that puts him in the top 0.3% of the population, that he employs to skillfully re-arrange other people's sentences and rage-post on the internet.
    Finally some credit!

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