Trump is the WWE and Mueller is The Undertaker

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How exactly? Exactly what infraction did he commit that rises to the level of impeachment? Please explain. No demagoguery please.

I know this is the argument you keep hearing from Guiliani and Fox & Friends, and it's so hammered into your thick skull that you'll believe it as a reflex and regardless of the mounting evidence, but here's just a couple of examples.

1. Cohen's plea directly implicated Trump as an unindicted co-conspirator in using campaign funds illegally. I know you heard on Fox that Trump can make up all sorts of excuses for this, but no sorry, he's fucked.

2. NY just filed a case against Trump, Don Jr., Eric, and even precious Ivanka for misuse of funds within the Trump Foundation. If you don't know, this was registered as a charity, but has in fact been used by Trump and his kids as a personal bank account, including using it to pay off a lawsuit, and no doubt also while he was president. NY state subpoenaed Cohen over this, and Cohen just about broke his legs jumping up to offer them evidence.

How many more things do you think are out there that we don't yet know about, but Mueller does (ya ya I know you think you know everything Mueller does, but you're a dumb fuck so that's irrelevant).

We're going to see how irrefutably objectively innocent Trump is in due course. Just be patient. In the meantime though, keep watching Fox News and Guiliani and keep regurgitating the idiotic spin they're feeding into Trumptards like you.

The funniest part of this all is, even if you and your 33% of the US is completely brainwashed and taken in by this moron/ con man, he's still going to get so much bad press between now and Nov. that the D and independent voters are going to come out in droves in the midterms, and it's going to be a complete, unprecedented loss for the Rs.

The best Trumptards can hope for is that he gets to sit in the WH for two more years as a lame-duck president who can't accomplish anything because the Ds own the House. That's the best. I can't even imagine the worst yet, because there's so much more yet to come out, but it's not hard to believe he will be taken straight to jail the day he leaves the WH.