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    Default I wanted to make a thread [nsfw probably]

    hi guyyyyss!

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    anyway, what's going on with you guys? anything I can assist with, talk about?


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    Apparently redheads sex me. Thats new.
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    I'm a stupid cunt who almost always knows the correct course of action, but due to being weak, I very often do not apply these decisions to my own life
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    I over-analyze people until I stop finding them interesting.

    I feel I am doomed to be unsuccessful in every endeavor that I undertake for two reasons. First, I do not actually want to be successful, at least by the traditional definition of success. My definition of success is having enough resources to get by while actually doing nothing. The problem with this mindset is that my intense desire to just do nothing will always prevent me from getting to a position where I can.

    Second, and this may be related to the first, I am not willing to step past my own ethical bounds in order to increase the likelihood of my own success. For example, I think that it is wrong for an applicant to get letters of recommendation from people who don't truly know them well. Thus I cannot ask for a recommendation from a professor who I haven't actually made an impression on. I also think that it is wrong to try to get to know someone unless you have a genuine interest in that person. This is completely paralyzing because I am not genuinely interested in getting to know any of my professors.
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    I think just about everyone has your problems in issue #1: Me wants da monies but don't wants to do shit. This is the same problem I have. What I've tried to do to counteract it is by creating money as my motivation. Here's what happens though: I play poker hardcore for a month, then fuck off for a month because I can.

    As for the "not genuinely interested in getting to know any of my professors," be genuinely interested in having one of your professors interested in getting to know you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    I over-analyze people until I stop finding them interesting.

    I feel I am doomed to be unsuccessful in every endeavor that I undertake for two reasons. First, I do not actually want to be successful, at least by the traditional definition of success. My definition of success is having enough resources to get by while actually doing nothing. The problem with this mindset is that my intense desire to just do nothing will always prevent me from getting to a position where I can.

    Second, and this may be related to the first, I am not willing to step past my own ethical bounds in order to increase the likelihood of my own success. For example, I think that it is wrong for an applicant to get letters of recommendation from people who don't truly know them well. Thus I cannot ask for a recommendation from a professor who I haven't actually made an impression on. I also think that it is wrong to try to get to know someone unless you have a genuine interest in that person. This is completely paralyzing because I am not genuinely interested in getting to know any of my professors.
    this is pretty much exactly how I feel. When I was in culinary school, the school would host "meet and greets." Which I always found to be really transparent and disturbing. Like... you walk around and talk to a bunch of people, not because you want to talk to them, but because they have something you want (employment and/or internships.) Its like speed dating but worse because the object is monetary, not sexual or emotional.
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    How did this thread take that sudden turn to guys talking about their own inadequacies? Did a post get deleted that I missed or what?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    I feel I am doomed to be unsuccessful in every endeavor that I undertake for two reasons. First, I do not actually want to be successful, at least by the traditional definition of success. My definition of success is having enough resources to get by while actually doing nothing. The problem with this mindset is that my intense desire to just do nothing will always prevent me from getting to a position where I can.
    Jesus Christ am I looking in a mirror?

    I could be awesome at just about anything. I could be the best poker player on the planet and make millions, I could write loads of screenplays and get them directed by guys like Cameron and Scott, but I just don't care. I think to myself that even if I cured fucking cancer, I wouldn't feel like that was an accomplishment.

    To me, meaning is in friendships and not really doing anything. But for some cruel reason, that's not how life works. It's hard to make something of yourself when you don't want to do that something. Just call me Peter Gibbons, I guess
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    How did this thread take that sudden turn to guys talking about their own inadequacies? Did a post get deleted that I missed or what?
    Who merged the "naked red heads" w/ the f-kin "group hug" thread????
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    guys if you read the op you would understand

    I wanted a response from chelle
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    Default Re: I wanted to make a thread [nsfw probably]

    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    hi guyyyyss!

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    anyway, what's going on with you guys? anything I can assist with, talk about?


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    Default Re: I wanted to make a thread [nsfw probably]

    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    hi guyyyyss!

    [img]http://api.ning.com/files/7ncV5h7QozpqEU8Jo4qTElXLSo3ZIo5bvwTYiu7TteGGJnBAm1 WrpEZy9WNrRDietbjbqLVEO2qMY3kSY63qjTgQPT1yd*KA/sexy_redhead_13.jpg[/img]

    anyway, what's going on with you guys? anything I can assist with, talk about?


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    no touchy me though.
    I demand name.. She's fucking gorgeous!
    +1 9.5/10

    She would be 10/10 if there weren't SOMETHING SERIUOSLY FUCKED UP WITH HER EYES AAAUGH.

    That and her knees are too sharp.. it's called standards man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    guys if you read the op you would understand

    I wanted a response from chelle
    then phone her, this thread is reserved for nekkid redheads
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    moar jinjars
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    bossman said I'm allowed to make fun if I find gold

    But what any time there was anything could help all the couple achieve some sort of mutual closeness all of us desire and need in a sperm relationship?
    edit: turns out sperm relationship is just the tip of the iceberg. A+ spam, best we've had in a long time
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    Hmmm... beat me to it. Shows the spam works on some level, I mean, we read it.
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    Finally someone who understands me. No one else seems to respect the fact that I, too, suffer from an extraordinarily large penis.
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    Bump. Fixing the broken link, cause I'm nice like that.

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    ....Is that a hello kitty paddle?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    ....Is that a hello kitty paddle?!
    I'm not sure if it's a paddle brush or a mirror. Could it be a hello kitty spanking paddle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChipEaterMan View Post
    I'm not sure if it's a paddle brush or a mirror. Could it be a hello kitty spanking paddle?
    lol. yeah - it's not a brush or mirror. it's a spanking paddle, which, is a tad on the weird side, even for me.

    bb - who is dat lady?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    this is pretty much exactly how I feel. When I was in culinary school, the school would host "meet and greets." Which I always found to be really transparent and disturbing. Like... you walk around and talk to a bunch of people, not because you want to talk to them, but because they have something you want (employment and/or internships.) Its like speed dating but worse because the object is monetary, not sexual or emotional.
    I used to be like this too, but not anymore really, atleast not atm. I walk around with great confidence (probably unjustified) in lots of different social situations nowadays. If you would have asked me back then, I'd have told you I'm just not up for such things, it isn't for me, etc. Now I have had to change that opinion. I think it has to do with a set of specific skills you need to develop to make social experiences more enjoyable, even the typically awkward ones. Ofcourse everything is always up for change with me. If I have something on my mind that I'm very interested in and want to figure out, I can focus on that to an extreme level and shut out every else, that's something of which I can say it's how I have always been.

    Also, I much prefer blondes over readheads personally, even the fake blonde ones. I mean, just look:

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChipEaterMan View Post
    I think Chelle deserves something better

    Even though I like hello kitty, I like good gas mileage better. This is more my type.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance View Post
    Also, I much prefer blondes over readheads personally, even the fake blonde ones. I mean, just look:

    Most blondes aren't attractive to me. Especially the fake ones. Now, if they have fair skin that isn't going to look like bacon when they get older because of all the tanning they do - maybe. But - redheads have a special place with me. I mean - look at this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance View Post
    I used to be like this too, but not anymore really, atleast not atm. I walk around with great confidence (probably unjustified) in lots of different social situations nowadays. If you would have asked me back then, I'd have told you I'm just not up for such things, it isn't for me, etc. Now I have had to change that opinion. I think it has to do with a set of specific skills you need to develop to make social experiences more enjoyable, even the typically awkward ones. Ofcourse everything is always up for change with me. If I have something on my mind that I'm very interested in and want to figure out, I can focus on that to an extreme level and shut out every else, that's something of which I can say it's how I have always been.
    It's not wanting to do it, not being incapable of doing it.

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    I could be awesome at just about anything. I could be the best poker player on the planet and make millions, I could write loads of screenplays and get them directed by guys like Cameron and Scott, but I just don't care. I think to myself that even if I cured fucking cancer, I wouldn't feel like that was an accomplishment.
    I know this is a post from a long time ago but this made me laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImSavy View Post
    I know this is a post from a long time ago but this made me laugh.
    I was in a real bad place then. That's my excuse for being an idiot
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