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  1. 07-20-2024 05:13 AM #1
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    In fact fuck it, let's be super accurate with the analogy.

    Let's just shoot you in one ear and bite you on the other. Bet you won't know which ear got shot and which got bit. You won't be able to tell the difference.
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  2. 07-20-2024 07:38 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    In fact fuck it, let's be super accurate with the analogy.

    Let's just shoot you in one ear and bite you on the other. Bet you won't know which ear got shot and which got bit. You won't be able to tell the difference.

    Let's graze one of your ears with a bullet and bite a chunk out of the other, since that's what actually happened.

    The only thing that you said that makes sense is that the bullet was going very fast and even if it did little actual damage in terms of taking out flesh, it could have damaged the blood vessels through the impact of even a very tiny portion of the ear being struck. That would make sense I guess.
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
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    Meanwhile, this has been going on at the RNC. America is so fucked if Biden doesn't drop out.


    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Meanwhile, this has been going on at the RNC. America is so fucked if Biden doesn't drop out.
    You can say what you want about fascists, but they know how to put on a fucking show!
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    You can say what you want about fascists, but they know how to put on a fucking show!
    I watched a couple more minutes of it and I want to revise that statement. Where is coked up Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle when you need them?
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    Selling special "assassination shoes." Yeah, this guy's definitely not capable of faking his own near-death experience.


    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...nation-attempt
    I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Let's just shoot you in one ear and bite you on the other. Bet you won't know which ear got shot and which got bit. You won't be able to tell the difference.
    I've had worse dates.
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