It just needed someone to whisper in his ear that he'll die of covid if he doesn't quit.
Nah, what they whispered was, "look, we tried it your way and the kid was a lousy shot and missed. Now give us the damn keys or you'll be next."
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.