Seriously, bananananana...

It seems like your over-arching argument is "People should be more like me, so that the gov't can be simpler by catering to only one set of needs and provisions."

OR, "I don't see why the gov't needs to be so complex. I'll never need a social program, so there should be no social programs."

It seems silly to say, "Hey all slackers, get jobs and you'll be better." as though it's a serious call for policy. Or that we should change policy to assume that all people will do this, or that we are somehow justified in not helping our fellows when they are in times of need.

Granted, whether or not the feds need to be the ones helping is totally a separate issue than whether or not we, as a society, help people.