It's days like today where poker makes me want to fucking stake someone through their forehead. Only 900 hands, down 5 buyins / 6.5 buyins below -EV. FML and this low limit shit. Almost 10k hands running break-fucking-even at goddamn 4NL FFS. Whopping win-rate over 13.5k hands is 3.50BB/1.75bb. I can't suck this bad, srsly.
/rant
inb4 bikes calls me a bitch