Would you rather?

[Penneywize]

When did these women last shower and have they done anything strenuous since?

Overweight woman showers regularly. But say she has just gone out shopping, maybe two hours of walking around.

Asian girl, you have no idea. You really just have no idea. It could be she just showered earlier that day, or maybe she just didn't bother to. It's a real gamble.

But you weren't planning on going down on either of them, were you?