Would you rather?

[rong]

Tom Selleck, easy game.

You're in an African prison and losing a limb to a machete:

a) Right arm, above the elbow
b) left leg, below the knee

[eugmac]

Tom Selleck, easy game.

You're in an African prison and losing a limb to a machete:

a) Right arm, above the elbow
b) left leg, below the knee

Being a violinist, b is the super-ez choice.

a) become deaf, blind, and lose sense of taste and smell

or

b) lose your sexual organs

[WillburForce]

Being a violinist, b is the super-ez choice.

a) become deaf, blind, and lose sense of taste and smell

or

b) lose your sexual organs

Damn, that is a hard one.

[BennyLaRue]

Damn, that is a hard one.

Naw, it really isn't for me. Losing the senses involved in A) effectively would lead to B) anyway, wouldn't it?

[rong]

Naw, it really isn't for me. Losing the senses involved in A) effectively would lead to B) anyway, wouldn't it?

Whilst true, this still doesn't make me wanna opt for B

[KoRnholio]

Being a violinist, b is the super-ez choice.

a) become deaf, blind, and lose sense of taste and smell

or

b) lose your sexual organs

Sorry weiner, but it's not even close.

I think it would be close if it was just two senses though:

a) become either deaf or blind, and lose sense of taste and smell

b) lose sexual organs

[Penneywize]

the fuck guys, I would definitely prefer to become deaf and blind and lose my sense of taste and smell to having my fucking dick removed

deaf and blind are the kickers, taste and smell really aren't that horrible to lose.

you could still talk and read braille. you coudl theoretically still have conversations with people and get by, and even be a useful member of society. if no girl would fuck you, no one would look down on you paying for prostitution. at least you have a dick to use.

if you lost your dick, you probably wouldn't want to live. this is not even close guys.

IF it was between total paralysis, say everything below the neck, and blindness and deafness then yes it is much closer. I may lose my cock instead of that.

edit: so anyway I would choose A from kornholio`s modification obviously.



Alright so here's my question:

Would you rather...

A) Fuck an out of shape, middle aged asian woman who you are certain does not shave or wax her pubic area, or

B) Fuck an obese white woman, say 35 years old weighing about 275 pounds (and is about 5'5" in height for argument's sake) who you are certain takes care of herself hygienically in all senses of the word.

to further clarify: both women are, on the surface, about as good looking in terms of facial features as the other.

GOGOGO

[BennyLaRue]

if no girl would fuck you, no one would look down on you paying for prostitution. at least you have a dick to use.

Yeah, but you can't see her or smell her or taste her. Sex would be, at most, a quarter of the sensory experience it was before and your life otherwise would be difficult beyond imagination. Sure, you can still be as productive as you can, but would you want to be? 50% of the guys here would be depressed beyond all recognition and want to stick a shotgun in their mouths (if they could only find the damn thing).

With no dick, you can still see and smell and taste her, you just can't penetrate her with your fifth appendage. Small price given the option, imo.

[Penneywize]

Yeah, but you can't see her or smell her or taste her. Sex would be, at most, a quarter of the sensory experience it was before and your life otherwise would be difficult beyond imagination. Sure, you can still be as productive as you can, but would you want to be? 50% of the guys here would be depressed beyond all recognition and want to stick a shotgun in their mouths (if they could only find the damn thing).

With no dick, you can still see and smell and taste her, you just can't penetrate her with your fifth appendage. Small price given the option, imo.

OK, your point is made, now answer my question, sir.

[BennyLaRue]

OK, your point is made, now answer my question, sir.

When did these women last shower and have they done anything strenuous since?

[wufwugy]

the fuck guys, I would definitely prefer to become deaf and blind and lose my sense of taste and smell to having my fucking dick removed

deaf and blind are the kickers, taste and smell really aren't that horrible to lose.

you could still talk and read braille. you coudl theoretically still have conversations with people and get by, and even be a useful member of society. if no girl would fuck you, no one would look down on you paying for prostitution. at least you have a dick to use.

if you lost your dick, you probably wouldn't want to live. this is not even close guys.

IF it was between total paralysis, say everything below the neck, and blindness and deafness then yes it is much closer. I may lose my cock instead of that.

Sorry homey, just not gonna fly. Losing your sex organs would ruin your life, but losing sight and hearing would be a living hell. Sensory deprivation is as much torture as cutting skin. You wouldn't have the worst of this torture in that you would still be able to move and touch, but loss of sight and hearing would virtually void you from interaction with relationships and the world. As terrible as it would be to lose sex, it doesn't compare to not seeing or hearing. Sexuality is almost like a speciality, while sight and hearing are more like necessities

And none of that is close to paralysis. It is one of the scariest things humanly possible. There's only a couple things in this world I'm afraid of, and getting hit by a car or something and being paralyzed from the neck down is one of them