things that tilt you

[Luco]

People with bad breath. I don't just mean every once in a while, I mean the people that stink all the damn time.

Also, finding coffee granules in the sugar.

[DropTheBanana]

Seeing guys wear watches on their right (i.e. non-left) wrists.

I don't judge people over it or anything, it's just mildly irritating to me for some reason.

[Galapogos]

Seeing guys wear watches on their right (i.e. non-left) wrists.

I don't judge people over it or anything, it's just mildly irritating to me for some reason.

That's the exact way I feel about people that wear them with the face on their inner wrist.

[jyms]

yea, I agree with both of the watch things, unless the guy is left handed I will give him a pass. I can't imagine what my watch would look like on my right hand, I smash the hell out of it all the time on my left.

[a500lbgorilla]

Crosby being out for 2 months, with no indication of when he'll be back, because of a concussion.

[bigred]

drunk people

[bigred]

drunk people

hey fuck u guy

fuck yeah drinking

[will641]

i'm glad to see this thread is alive and still kickin.

[flomo]

I'm glad to see you alive and still kicking in the commune.

[bigred]

people who are glad

[kiwiMark]

that my girlfriend is yelling into skype on her laptop right now like an old lady into a cellphone

[Shotglass]

people who are on the losing end of a debate and then resort to personal attacks

[triumphant cracker]

people who leave soda cans in the sink when the recyclable bin is 6' away....

[JoeHaw]

dumb dumb dumb dumb women. omg i can't even start.

[kiwiMark]

hearing about a dream you had where some TOTALLY RANDOM STUFF happened omg

[bigred]

people who are on the losing end of a debate and then resort to personal attacks

that's a dumb statement because uh, you're a dbag

[OngBonga]

Lack of internet and/or weed.

[connorislost]

Cities with 2 teams of the same sport e.g. Lakers/Clippers. Unfair advantage for that city move the shitty team somewhere else.

[mbiz]

Having to sign up to internet sites ad nauseam because theres no universal membership that works passwords and usernames !

be nice if we could just swipe an id card into a card reader or something

[Hawk]

Don't worry, Microsoft is going to fix all that with passport.

[will641]

jokes about may 12, 2012. i am so sick of hearing people joke about it. there could be a situation where someone is thinking about making an investment, and someone chimes in, "well hey if the world ends in a year it won't make a difference, so go for it!"

[bikes]

people who cover great songs and fucking trash them

[Galapogos]

jokes about may 12, 2012. i am so sick of hearing people joke about it. there could be a situation where someone is thinking about making an investment, and someone chimes in, "well hey if the world ends in a year it won't make a difference, so go for it!"

Why would they encourage them to invest if the world is going to end in a year?

[Luco]

Glee.

[will641]

Why would they encourage them to invest if the world is going to end in a year?

because they are saying just in case it doesn't actually happen. like i said, it's really fucking stupid.

[BennyLaRue]

jokes about may 12, 2012. i am so sick of hearing people joke about it. there could be a situation where someone is thinking about making an investment, and someone chimes in, "well hey if the world ends in a year it won't make a difference, so go for it!"

Violence is always an option.

[BennyLaRue]

Glee.

Violence is always an option.

[BooG690]

Luco's avatar.

[Luco]

Luco's avatar.

ah ha ha ha ha

[BooG690]

Now I look gay

[DropTheBanana]

When I get a text from a guy friend that contain:

-K

-R U

-2morrow

-Str8

*Any other abreviation containing numbers or single letters in place of syllables or words

[bikes]

i was under the impression no one typed like that since the invention of the onscreen keyboard/qwerty

[DropTheBanana]

You would think so. You would also think that at 25+ they would stop ordering Royal Flushes at the bar and quit using propane grills. But such is life....

[JL]

Why would anyone type "you" when they can type "u" instead?

[OngBonga]

Why would anyone type "you" when they can type "u" instead?

Y would anyone type "why" when they can type "y" instead?

Sorry, did I say anyone? I meant any1.

[Hawk]

Sorry, did I say anyone? I meant ne1.

fyp

[Toadstool]

people that don't laugh when someone else falls over

[supa]

You would think so. You would also think that at 25+ they would stop ordering Royal Flushes at the bar and quit using propane grills. But such is life....

Propane grills are the shit. Way > charcoal imo.

In B4 propane vs charcoal thread.

Haha, numbers and letters make words.

[JL]

oh yeah I use y all the time

haters gonna hate

[JL]

hahahah I got -2 rep points

"Uses texting shortcuts like a pre-teen girl."

I FTR

[Lukie]

people that don't laugh when someone else falls over

lol

I agree, laughter should be required for all similar events

[Lukie]

Propane grills are the shit. Way > charcoal imo.

In B4 propane vs charcoal thread.

Haha, numbers and letters make words.

Pfff, i use electric baby!

(weber electric on my balcony, only because the other options are strictly forbidden both by my lease and the city's fire code).

If all options were on the table, I'd definitely take a mid-sized propane grill.

For the record, the weber electric actually does a pretty fine job on most food, the most compatible being veggies and small to moderate sized pieces of meat (not steak). It can sear a steak but it's still not hot enough to be ideal and I don't see any reason to use it over the pan/oven combo.

[geniusmike]

slow players
players that look at you and then fold
players that overthink uber small bets

[OngBonga]

slow players
players that look at you and then fold
players that overthink uber small bets

Play turbo.

Play online.

Bet more.

[a500lbgorilla]

Those times when for some reason you just cant parse through what someone else is saying and you try to find some combination of nodding and "yeah" to get past it.

When talking heads on television speak with authority on matters with which they have an obvious lack of understanding, but are so adept at being talking heads that they know how to say things which, at a glance, make sense.

[Shotglass]

The talking heads on TV, in general.

Oh, and I agree with you:

Fuck Television.

...are my thoughts on this matter.

[a500lbgorilla]

Matt Cooke.

[BooG690]

Dane Cook.

[Hawk]

a bad cook.

[flomo]

Dumb Cunter posts in the LOL and Sexy threads that have no content. Let wufugee and the others do their thing. Hit up their reps you Cuntertards.

[boost]

Dumb Cunter posts in the LOL and Sexy threads that have no content. Let wufugee and the others do their thing. Hit up their reps you Cuntertards.

I am guilty of this,

[Galapogos]

Me too. I blame boost for making it look like it was acceptable.

[KoRnholio]

Fucking allies in SC2 team games that are noob as shit and don't know how to deal with any "cheese" that comes at them.

MFERS GET DETECTION

CHECK YOUR BASE FOR BULLSHIT

USE YOUR FUCKING ARMY

[Sorcery11]

Phone calls from the girl when you are grinding.

[a500lbgorilla]

Boobs tilt me because the vast majority of them are not in my hands, rubbing against my face, or otherwise within my eye-sight.

[DropTheBanana]

Saw a Ferrari 360 Spider at iHop this morning with a handicap hanger on the rearview mirror. That tilted the shit out of me for some reason.

[thelorax]

april 15th...

[fjuanl]

Announcers saying a player has a "high basketball IQ"

[bigred]

People who tilt

[wufwugy]

life

[Shotglass]

bigred's avatar. for some reason that cat bugs the shit outta me.

[supa]

Having time off from work and no poker to play.

[philly and the phanatics]

lawn mower in the background while your grinding so effing annoying

[Shotglass]

not having four red squares

[Galapogos]

lawn mower in the background while your grinding so effing annoying

Love the sound of a lawn mower any time.

[givememyleg]

life

me two

[eugmac]

Phone calls from the girl when you are grinding.

Do you tell her beforehand that you're going to be grinding, and that you are not to be disturbed during this period? If not, how is it a reason to tilt? Do you even like her?

[eugmac]

I guess I might as well add one to the list:

In Berlin, there's this phenomenon that any woman older than 65 believes they have the god-given right to cut in front of you at the cashier in the department store. Also applies to boarding buses. They usually get away with it 'cause hey, who has the balls to tell a granny off?

[BankItDrew]

Vocal cats
Being woken up for no good reason

[philly and the phanatics]

when things fall out of the freezer or fridge when you open it

[DropTheBanana]

The Green Pigs In Angry Birds!

They're so condescending with their sly chuckles and overconfident grunts! Fucking bastards hiding behind constructively placed ice cubes and stone blocks. Why did you steal my egg in the first place? What are you going to do with it?

I've been going back in my down time at work to get 3 stars on all levels and I foresee an iPad getting catapulted out of my window from an oversized slingshot mechanism in the near future.

[OngBonga]

Most of the fucking pricks on this site.

[wufwugy]

wtf how is ur box not green. i has mega rep power, you should be at like double greens now

[OngBonga]

I took a lot of hits for the lovely arses I posted. That's why I'm tilted, I can take it when one wanker gives me hate, but when it's a ton, I start to think that people just enjoy being mean to me. Cheers for rep.

[OngBonga]

Wow, green box now! I'm officially untilted. Now to spread some love before I get hated on again.