things that tilt you

[JKDS]

i always thought teh mods were just messing with ppl...but now im no so sure...
dickhead

[Lukie]

People who work in food services that think the plastic gloves are to protect their muthafuggin hands. They handle the money after they scratch their ass before they fix the sandwich. My meal is UNCLEAN!!! What are ya gonna do? This is standard everywhere now.

what tilts me is that people advocate the use of gloves in food service. JUST WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS. People have a tendency to do more unclean gross things when wearing gloves than they would if they were just taught proper food service hygiene. I wash my hands all the time. Why the fuck would I need to wear gloves? Its just a fucking pony show when food is actually handled in front of the guest.

lukie theorem on washing hands: nobody actually washes their hands, except when people are looking

[bikes]

I fucking hate Rachel Nichols. What a fucking dumb bimbo. Nobody cares what the fuck you have to say.

[Lukie]

people who text while driving

women drivers

cutting your nipple while shaving

[Jack Sawyer]

goddamned ingrown hairs

[kingnat]

falling off my bike into a disgusting muddy water, ruining my phone, fucking up my shoulder, ripping up my legs, because some stupid fucking Maine-ard POS can't keep their f'ing dog on a f'ing leash...

[DrivingDog]

IT tech support people who are too socially retarded to carry on a normal conversation with another human being. It's like talking to an autistic savant about how to fix your computer. Even if he knows the answer, he's incapable of communicating it to you.

[dthorne04]

not having hot water for days, being of western european descent, and it being about 80 degrees everyday. i took my first ice shower this morning. pretty sure i set a few personal records this morning that i never want to set again. one of them being the highest my voice has ever hit. FML.

[kmind]

Trying to play NHL 2009, drunk, and having it say there is a fucking disc error. Not to mention it's my brothers so if it continues to not work in the morning I owe him $60. Fuck.

[OP]

Going to be in a wedding Saturday with NO BAR AT THE RECEPTION! WTF! If I have to stand next to you in a stiff tux and watch you and your bride-to-be gaze at each other and repeat your boring ass nuptials you better get me drunk afterwards you cheap, assfucking, cocksucker!

[will641]

wow op, are you going to some crazy hippies wedding? if they dont disperse acid afterwards it's not unreasonable to cut them off for life.

[UG]

I went to a wedding where afterward they had a coffee bar. Yeah, we stayed for about 30 minutes and got the hell out of there.

[JL]

What do most weddings have?
An open bar is ridiculously expensive, but I don't think anyone in your wedding party should have to pay for drinks.

[bigred]

Rilla and I will have an open bar when it's legal. You're all invited.

[OP]

I just wish there were some sort of convenient pocket sized(and shaped) metal container I could secretly carry roughly 6.5 fluid ounces of liquor in. *sigh*

[a500lbgorilla]

Rilla and I will have an open bar when it's legal. You're all invited.

the appletini ice fountain will be a huge hit

[nibbles]

bitches

It tilts me when some insensitive, misogynistic, brute insists on referring to hoes as bitches. It's like we haven't made any progress.

[nibbles]

People who work in food services that think the plastic gloves are to protect their muthafuggin hands. They handle the money after they scratch their ass before they fix the sandwich. My meal is UNCLEAN!!! What are ya gonna do? This is standard everywhere now.

what tilts me is that people advocate the use of gloves in food service. JUST WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS. People have a tendency to do more unclean gross things when wearing gloves than they would if they were just taught proper food service hygiene. I wash my hands all the time. Why the fuck would I need to wear gloves? Its just a fucking pony show when food is actually handled in front of the guest.

lukie theorem on washing hands: nobody actually washes their hands, except when people are looking

You'd be surprised at how many adults don't know how to wash their hands. Pay attention next time you are at a public restroom. I've seen so many people wash without getting any soap on the back of their hands. Now this is better than those people who just rinse their hands off, but if you work in food services you should lather up to your wrists. Almost enough to make you start brown bagging your lunch. Almost.

[UG]

We had all the beer and wine you could drink, cash bar for hard liquor....that's where shit gets expensive, because some asshole that always drinks beer will start guzzling crown royal because somebody else is paying for it.

[bigspenda73]

bitches

It tilts me when some insensitive, misogynistic, brute insists on referring to hoes as bitches. It's like we haven't made any progress.

what can I say, I'm from a simpler time

[will641]

my life

specifically, some guy who i absolutely dont want to hang out with keeps sending me fb messages and writing on my wall. today he writes, hey dude wanna hang out? then what do i do? i fucking run into him at the grocery store and have to basically bullshit my way out which comes naturally but thats not the point.

i overdrew my bank account which sucked donkey balls. i was making out with this chick last night and some 2nd level friend of ours who had been hooking up walks into the party and cock blocks. my other good friend got cock blocked simultaneously. shit is just fucked.

[bigspenda73]

US Open rainouts

serial, wtf else am I supposed to do for 8 hours on Thursday but watch this damn tournament, and I get to see ~15 minutes of live golf.

[will641]

thanks mr. triptanes for "liking" that guys fb post.

[OP]

US Open rainouts

serial, wtf else am I supposed to do for 8 hours on Thursday but watch this damn tournament, and I get to see ~15 minutes of live golf.

Yeah this was the gaaaay!

A guy at work gave me Tiger against the field with 4:1 on $100 and 8:1 if he wins by 4+, just want it to be over so I can go collect my monies

[OP]

Oh yeah, how the radio times their good songs to either start as soon as I'm getting out of my car or finishing as soon as I turn to it. That shit really does annoy the hell out of me.

[surviva316]

"well i'm only hungry enough for half a donut, can i just buy half of one for half price?"

how often do you hear this? tell that fucker to buy the whole thing, eat half now, eat the rest when they're hungry again. boom you got two halves of a doughnut for two halves of the price

[bigred]

my life

specifically, some guy who i absolutely dont want to hang out with keeps sending me fb messages and writing on my wall. today he writes, hey dude wanna hang out? then what do i do? i fucking run into him at the grocery store and have to basically bullshit my way out which comes naturally but thats not the point.

i overdrew my bank account which sucked donkey balls. i was making out with this chick last night and some 2nd level friend of ours who had been hooking up walks into the party and cock blocks. my other good friend got cock blocked simultaneously. shit is just fucked.

Weird, someone else posted on your wall and then ran into you at the grocery store too? Small world!!!!!

[Galapogos]

my life

specifically, some guy who i absolutely dont want to hang out with keeps sending me fb messages and writing on my wall. today he writes, hey dude wanna hang out? then what do i do? i fucking run into him at the grocery store and have to basically bullshit my way out which comes naturally but thats not the point.

This post is in pretty poor taste dude. I mean, Massimo is almost guaranteed to read it.

[dthorne04]

people who while on escalators don't adhere to the walk left, stand right policy that is clearly posted on them. one of these days I'm going to go "Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!" and boot you dumb motherfuckers down the steps

[nibbles]

I hate when people get off the escalators and congregate right at the exit, like there aren't dozens of people getting off after them. "Oh, I'm sorry, didn't see you". You don't have to see, you should know, dumbass.

[RugbyDonk]

Steve Yea

[thizzSantaCruz]

Steve Yea

lol this guy?

[ackthecat]

selecting use e check at pokerstars only to find that I have to go find a western union to get more chips!

[will641]

when my roommate comes into my room and never ever ever closes the door when he leaves.

[XTR1000]

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ne-t87928.html

[will641]

BITCHES.

[JKDS]

freshmen that are like, IM GOING TO WALK IN THE BIKE PATH which would be easy enough to avoid if every single freshmen didnt do it. im thinking of just taking the brakes off my bike and seeing what happens.

[kmind]

Let's just combine that last 2. Freshmen Bitches.

[Roco415]

We had all the beer and wine you could drink, cash bar for hard liquor....that's where shit gets expensive, because some asshole that always drinks beer will start guzzling crown royal because somebody else is paying for it.

Hey UG, you ever see tosh.0???


the ninja guy in your avatar does a web redemption of the back flip...pooping hilarious...

[Sasquach991]

Car racing on the radio

Not being able to understand the wierd ass chat slang in IRC.

Pronounced chat shortcuts (i.e., JayKay, ElllOhhhElll, etc.)

[givememyleg]

STOP THE CHAT SHORTCUTS

[will641]

waiting for UPS packages suck a fat one.

[a500lbgorilla]

Car racing on the radio

Not being able to understand the wierd ass chat slang in IRC.

Pronounced chat shortcuts (i.e., JayKay, ElllOhhhElll, etc.)

Not only do i use el oh el in face-to-face convo, I actually use my hand to spell L O L

[boost]

waiting for UPS packages suck a fat one.

So Ive been ordering quite a few parts for my motorcycle lately and normally I go for usps because its cheaper. But now I always go for it if I have the option cuz in my experience it also tends to be faster, several days faster.

[ATOTHEC101]

Car racing on the radio

Not being able to understand the wierd ass chat slang in IRC.

Pronounced chat shortcuts (i.e., JayKay, ElllOhhhElll, etc.)

Not only do i use el oh el in face-to-face convo, I actually use my hand to spell L O L

+1, inverse L with index finger/thumb followed by O with mouth finished by another inverse L, I'm that damn cool.

[a500lbgorilla]

Car racing on the radio

Not being able to understand the wierd ass chat slang in IRC.

Pronounced chat shortcuts (i.e., JayKay, ElllOhhhElll, etc.)

Not only do i use el oh el in face-to-face convo, I actually use my hand to spell L O L

+1, inverse L with index finger/thumb followed by O with mouth finished by another inverse L, I'm that damn cool.

Respect

[bigspenda73]

Oh thought of an epic one the other day:

Songs that have fucking sirens in them, shit freaks me out every time.

[boost]

Oh thought of an epic one the other day:

Songs that have fucking sirens in them, shit freaks me out every time.

haha ya..



One that tilts the shit outta me is people who dont teach their kids any sort of respect and just let them run wild. There are a couple families on my block who just let their kids run around, like 4 year olds playing alone in the alley..

[Chopper]

My Mother-in-law

and, i second the pronunciation of chat terminology.

[jyms]

No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (2 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($143.60)
Hero (SB) ($148.75)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8, 10
Hero calls $0.50, BB bets $4, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($10) J, 7, 9 (2 players)
BB bets $8, Hero raises $16.75, BB raises $31, Hero raises $127 (All-In), BB calls $99.60 (All-In)

Turn: ($287.20) 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($287.20) 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $287.20

Results:
Hero had 8, 10 (straight, Jack high).
BB had J, J (full house, Jacks over fives).
Outcome: BB won $286.20

[OP]

See-saws

[dthorne04]

people who post bad beats when villain has 8 outs on the flop and 11 going into the river

[wufwugy]

losing 100k hands in a row even tho u got dealt pocket jokers every time and the clowns at the table folded pf every time yet they still managed to take ur entire stack because stars has doomswitched u worse than anybody ever of all time everlasting eternity

[loserk1d]

topics like this xP1

[jyms]

people who post bad beats when villain has 8 outs on the flop and 11 going into the river

with 8 outs on the flop and 11 outs on the turn it's not a bad beat, but it titled me none the less, hence the post in this thread.

[Jack Sawyer]

Stafford 16/37 205 0 3

50 million bucks

that tilts me

[JL]

Being 6'5" and not fat trying to buy new clothes.
Everything is either too short or too baggy.

shopped for 3 hours today and bought absolutely nothing FML!

[Halv]

- being too chubby for 80% of my clothes, while the remaining 20% is in the laundry basket.

- online religious debates. (IRL I stay away from them but online I somehow end up spending hours reading discussions.)

- not being able to find a new rehearsal room for my band.

[JKDS]

having to spend 20 hours writing up a lab report on circuits. 15 hours or so is me reviewing how a freakin circuit works because im a Chemistry major and not an Electrical Engineering Major or a Chemical Engineering Major. This is the first lab for the course, and it appears that I will never have to create a circuit for the lab, analyze one for any experiment, and there is no final so i wont need the knowledge for a test.

Im spending 15 hours learning circuits just because.

The remaining labs deal with topics i can do in my sleep. TILT

[BooG690]

Circuits are easy bro.

[XTR1000]

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[JKDS]

Circuits are easy bro.

2nd semester physics, ya circuits were easy. V=IR and all that jazz, lets introduce capacitors and diodes too.

400 level chem class: hey heres this thing called an op amp, an AC circuit, a voltage divider, and a bread board...all things ive never seen before.

Im still frantically looking shit up and learning how all these work so i can answer retarded questions like

"would you use a noninverting, an inverting, or an inverting with large resistors circuit to create a pH probe (Hint: a pH probe acts as a nonideal transducer)"

i dont know what a transducer is either

Also, apparently ive ruined a book for everyone on ftr and am extremely hated right now

[a500lbgorilla]

we dont expect assholes like you to understand circuits!

[flomo]

Also, apparently ive ruined a book for everyone on ftr and am extremely hated right now

start making amends
try posting hot naked chicks in the "sexy thread" and funny pics in the "LOL thread"

[surviva316]

when people from bumblefuck, sc come to visit you in philly or in nyc and think you're a dick when you don't give a dollar to every frickin' homeless person/street performer/disabled person there is.

i'm not one of those "go getta job" types, but after seeing the 3 millionth homeless person, you start to realize that you can't save the world on a grad student budget.

[Galapogos]

when people from bumblefuck, sc come to visit you in philly or in nyc and think you're a dick when you don't give a dollar to every frickin' homeless person/street performer/disabled person there is.

i'm not one of those "go getta job" types, but after seeing the 3 millionth homeless person, you start to realize that you can't save the world on a grad student budget.

I'm totally one of those "go get a job types". I live in a town where there's plenty of work available and you will still see a bum standing in front of stores like Walmart or Superstore that have help wanted signs right on the window behind them.

The reason they beg for money is simply because it works. If it didn't, they'd stop.

[bigred]

Bigred


That motherfucker is too cool. He's making the rest of you look bad.

[wufwugy]

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why

[Squishy_Fish]

when people from bumblefuck, sc come to visit you in philly or in nyc and think you're a dick when you don't give a dollar to every frickin' homeless person/street performer/disabled person there is.

i'm not one of those "go getta job" types, but after seeing the 3 millionth homeless person, you start to realize that you can't save the world on a grad student budget.

I gave the Naked Cowboy like $10 for a picture and some other black dude with a funny sign about how ninjas killed his family...contributing to bums in NYC is more satisfying when they do tricks for money, unlike the one ones in NC who just stand there

[KoRnholio]

This fucking mouse I just bought.. The off-center laser makes for one epic fail mouse. All my horizontal wrist movements make it go 20 degrees up when moving left, 20 degrees down when going right. FGHDJKGEDG

[BennyLaRue]

Um, I don't think the Naked Cowboy counts as a bum. I'm sure he makes more money than most of us here.

[flomo]

naked cowboy won a lawsuit against M&M's, i think he is doing alright

[Numbr2intheWorld]

This fucking mouse I just bought.. The off-center laser makes for one epic fail mouse. All my horizontal wrist movements make it go 20 degrees up when moving left, 20 degrees down when going right. FGHDJKGEDG

I have this mouse and this isnt the case for me... its probably defective

[JL]

Mac lovers and their reasoning for why Macs are superior:

"Macs are better because they are more expensive"
"More people buy PCs because PCs are way cheaper"

etc...

...feel free to add more dumb ass reasoning as to why Macs are awesome and PCs suck...

[boost]

This fucking mouse I just bought.. The off-center laser makes for one epic fail mouse. All my horizontal wrist movements make it go 20 degrees up when moving left, 20 degrees down when going right. FGHDJKGEDG

I have this mouse and this isnt the case for me... its probably defective

ya I think your mouse is defective. The placement of the eye should not matter so long as it isnt at the far front or far back of the mouse.