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    Hardhats. Goddamn mother fucking piece of shit fucking hardhats.
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    anything and everything, all i need is my laptop and music (maybe) otherwise i prefer to tilt myself in peace
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    That was so poetic.
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    servers who want to show off by trying to remember large orders by memory.

    If you can handle it, great. If you screw up half the order because you were too cool to write things down, don't expect much of a tip.
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    I think if it's your job and you do it long enough, that you can develop mnemonic tricks to remember orders if you practice for it. But it looks more professional to write them down imo.
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    and shouldn't really take you any time at all. develop good shorthand before memory tricks imo
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    morons and trolls on kijiji/craigslist
    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
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    Seeing replies in threads that are 4 years old. It is like surely, enough threads have been created on a forum that it does not have to keep appearing...
    It takes 2 years to learn to talk, but a lifetime to learn when to shut up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance View Post
    I think if it's your job and you do it long enough, that you can develop mnemonic tricks to remember orders if you practice for it. But it looks more professional to write them down imo.
    I want to agree.... it's just that in my personal experience, servers who don't write things down are at least 10 times as likely to screw up the order compared to those who do.
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    pissing the bed when i'm drunk. that tilts me. i'm not old enough to get away with it yet
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    Quote Originally Posted by rpm View Post
    pissing the bed when i'm drunk. that tilts me. i'm not old enough to get away with it yet
    Hang in there, you'll get there.
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    Beach Boys 50th Anniversary re-union. That's just plain wrong.
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    I just made a stupid silly little mistake at work that cost me a 3k bonus
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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    I just made a stupid silly little mistake at work that cost me a 3k bonus
    I did the same thing but worse when I opened a Full Tilt account in 2006 without rakeback.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    I just made a stupid silly little mistake at work that cost me a 3k bonus
    Did you pee in the boss' coffee?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    I just made a stupid silly little mistake at work that cost me a 3k bonus
    Did you leave the 3 off the number 3100 on your paycheck?
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    Variance in Mariokart.

    +1 to hardhats. There's such a narrow scope of protection given by them (banging your head, having something pretty small fall on your head - anything else? lol NOPE) that they're basically just a bit of corporate willy waving to show that the employer is responsible.

    Biographies of people under 30. Although I think this one may have been mentioned in here by now.
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    me
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    when someone tells me 3-5 days and it's not here on day 3.
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    Slow drivers. Do they ever wonder why the road ahead always seems so clear yet the view in their mirror is full of cars?
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    Luco, Do you think they ever look in the mirror?



    also CARAVANS.
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    hanging around really drunk people when i'm sober
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    Quote Originally Posted by rpm View Post
    hanging around really drunk people when i'm sober
    And you don't even get to piss the bed after
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    I know I'm bringing poker to the commune, but it tilts me when people reply to hand histories lamenting the fact that we're OOP and talking about how much easier the hand would be if we were in position. It's a great way to cover your ass ("I might not know what to do in this situation, but I do, however, know that this position business is the bees knees in poker), but it adds zero value whatsoever.

    People are never like, "Man, I wish we had the nuts here instead of a marginal hand. It would be so much easier to play this hand if we had the nuts. If we had the nuts, we could continue, now that we have this hand, eeeehhhhh, I'm not sure it's a lot closer. Good luck figuring this hand out; post a hand where you have the nuts and I'll be all over it!" Yet that is exactly what people do all the time with position, and it's not helpful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post
    Slow drivers. Do they ever wonder why the road ahead always seems so clear yet the view in their mirror is full of cars?
    So many people get killed or mangled due to accidents that slow drivers don't really tilt me beyond mild annoyance anymore. Reckless drivers piss me off much more.
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    People who say "well isn't this nice" in a non-sarcastic way. Typically mums at some kind of kids social event. Diagf!
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    some sober person hanging around when everyone else is drunk.
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    heh, true
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    People who don't spellcheck before putting something through the laminator
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    Fun things to put through the laminator ...
    (before you break it).

    workmates possessions,
    sandwiches,
    ...
    Last edited by chemist; 07-23-2013 at 06:09 PM.
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    Bible study groups in coffee shops. Especially when there is clearly one person who is "shepherding" (read: brainwashing) the ignorant.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    those white oval bumper stickers with 2-3 letters in them. they're worse than the fucking stick figure families imo.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Best stick figure family yet
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    when players fold to sitters

    when players limp with 8 players sitting out

    satty heros who feel compelled to take everyone out even if they have 23 and will double up the shorty for no reason

    dry side pot betters

    mean mockers
  37. #1387
    People (namely my gf) putting things back in the cupboard that are empty. Why??? Either leave it out so we know we need to get more or just put it the fricking bin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    People (namely my gf) putting things back in the cupboard that are empty. Why??? Either leave it out so we know we need to get more or just put it the fricking bin.
    plus 1. My gf does this. Also, not putting the toilet paper on the wall thing and putting dvds in the wrong case, squeezing the toothpaste from the middle...

    ...yeah my gf tilts me
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  39. #1389
    I tell my gf upfront to not do such things when I see her do it. She says I'm a bit of a control freak, but she takes attention to what I say so it's less tilting for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post
    putting dvds in the wrong case
    This is a capital offence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luco View Post
    putting dvds in the wrong case
    Burn the heretic!
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    Mine leaves DVDs and CDs naked lying around collecting dust for ages. Makes me a bit sad but I dunno if I can consider it tilt.
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    Mine is a fucking nightmare for CDs. In the car, there are naked CDs just lying on the floor, sitting in the door pocket thingy, sitting on the seats. Some are in cases, often the wrong one. Lots are scratched. Drives me insane.
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    It's a shame her care free attitude toward life in general is one of her greatest qualities. Guess you have to take the rough with the smooth.
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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    That's why I don't have CD's. My ex was the same. The minute I figured out how to put music on a phone or MP3 player I never bought a CD again.
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    People who don't take control of their women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    People who don't take control of their women..... have good women.
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    People ahead of me in line at the bank who could easily do their business with online banking or the ATM, but insist on doing it with a teller.
    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
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    not putting things where they belong isn't a lifestyle, it's an excuse
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    i have no doubt who's the boss in my marriage and it isn't me.
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    that doesn't tilt me though. i'm pretty ok with it.
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    Getting what I want only to realise it wasn't what I wanted.
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    craving food thats bad for me so i don't eat it
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    being ridiculously forgetful.

    and being ill
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    Me getting moody at my gf for not putting cds in their case, then not getting laid. Doh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    Mine is a fucking nightmare for CDs. In the car, there are naked CDs just lying on the floor, sitting in the door pocket thingy, sitting on the seats. Some are in cases, often the wrong one. Lots are scratched. Drives me insane.
    Mine isn't that bad, but because stuff like that does happen often enough to bother me, I just burn copies to keep in the car. I also like this because if my car were to get broken into, losing my music collection would tilt me more than the broken window would.
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    people still have CD's?
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    For in the car.
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    Same. They're mostly copies or old.
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    I noticed a week ago that my new laptop doesn't even have a CD/DVD drive. This was when a friend wanted to burn a CD to play in his car, otherwise I'd still be none the wiser.
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    fuck cd players in cars. i get so excited when i go into somebody's car and there's a tape player, and old tapes lying around.
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    War.

    Been watching some reports on the Syria conflict. Must be such a horrible situation to just be a random getting on with your day when Shit starts blowing up around you.
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    shit ass weather. fuck this noise. i shoulda moved south when i had the chance
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance View Post
    For in the car.
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    Same. They're mostly copies or old.
    get an ipod? for the last ~5 years or so, i've had an ipod hooked up in my car that never gets taken out. sooooo much easier than cds. Its also way easier with cars that let you change songs through the stereo system.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    I've had a decent alpine car stereo sitting in my loft for 4 yrs. My gf bought it for me as a bday present buy shotty after I got a company car. I've now ditched the company car and have my own but I'm too lazy to get it fitted and can't figure it out myself.
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  66. #1416
    Welcome to 2013 bitches. I just start up my car, it links to my phone immediately - instant music and phone access..
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    Two things come to mind.

    People who walk out of a building and stop immediately outside the door with no regard for other people trying to enter or leave the building. Even more so if they are smoking just outside the door.

    Second thing is dog leads that extend.
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    People. Pretty much 98% of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom1559 View Post
    People who walk out of a building and stop immediately outside the door with no regard for other people trying to enter or leave the building. Even more so if they are smoking just outside the door.
    Replace "building" with "escalator" and you've got one of the worst behaviours I see on a regular basis.
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    That's not just tilting but dangerous.

    And what do you do when you are fast approaching a woman bending over sorting out her push chair at the bottom of the escalator?
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    diveroll
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    Quote Originally Posted by chemist View Post
    That's not just tilting but dangerous.

    And what do you do when you are fast approaching a woman bending over sorting out her push chair at the bottom of the escalator?
    Unzip your fly
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  73. #1423
    Get your penis out and rape her.
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    Me being an idiot and assuming that my bank wouldn't charge me a fee for buying something in $. Bad times when you end up paying £5 for something worth $5
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    It's because your monies has funny looking Ls on it.
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