A guy at a restaurant calls his waiter over.
"Try my soup."
The waiter is confused.
"Is your soup too hot?"
"Try my soup."
"Is your soup too cold?"
"Try my soup."
"Is there a fly in your soup?"
"Just try my soup!"
The waiter, tired of the guessing game, gives in.
"Okay fine, I'll try your soup. Where's the spoon?"
"Aha!"