One day, 3 men wanted to join a certain cult so they approached the high
priest of that cult. The high priest told the three men to do a bad thing
each. The three men went home.


The next day, they returned. The high priest asked the first man what bad
thing he had done. The man said, "I killed a man." The high priest said,

"Very good. Now go drink the unholy water and become one of us."


The priest asked the second man the same question. The second man
replied, "I robbed this woman, raped her and then I killed her." The high
priest was very impressed. "Go drink the unholy water and join your new
brothers."


When the priest asked the third man the same question. The man replied,

"I pissed in the unholy water.