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[Poopadoop]

A guy came to me with an idea for Poop U. I didn't ask questions I just wanted to be majority owner. I did some ads, was there for the opening ceremonies, and just assumed it was a legit university. I was making good money on it for a few years and then the lawsuits started. I had no idea it was a scam.

Another guy told me I should start a charity. Without me knowing he used it to pay my bills, which surprised me 'cause that benefitted me and not him. But I had no idea.

Deutsche Bank loaned me a shitload of money once. I defaulted on the loan, they loaned me another shitload. I don't understand why people are suspicious of that.

I can't make my tax returns public because they've been under audit. For three years now. People who say that's not a real reason to withold them are lying.

I have no idea why these things keep happening to me. Maybe I should start asking questions when people come to me with ideas for making money. Seeing as I'm the prime benefactor of these operations, I'm going to be the one held legally responsible. Nobody told me I had to be careful about the businesses I own, or to make sure they actually follow the law. Really, after 50 years in business I had no idea.

[TheSpoonald]

A guy came to me with an idea for Poop U. I didn't ask questions I just wanted to be majority owner. I did some ads, was there for the opening ceremonies, and just assumed it was a legit university. I was making good money on it for a few years and then the lawsuits started. I had no idea it was a scam.

Maybe that's exactly what happened.

Another guy told me I should start a charity. Without me knowing he used it to pay my bills, which surprised me 'cause that benefitted me and not him. But I had no idea.

You're either being deliberately blind, or you're pitifully naive. This happens all day every day among the elite ruling class. Tons of charities are run by wealthy socialites with too much time on their hands. They fly first class, stay 5-star, drink top shelf, and schmooz all on donor's dimes. Blurry overlap of what's a personal expense and what's a business expense occurs all the fucking time. That's how Bernie Sanders lives today. If Trump's doing it too, I'm not surprised. So what? That's the kind of thing folks could have guessed about him before the election. And he still won.

Deutsche Bank loaned me a shitload of money once. I defaulted on the loan, they loaned me another shitload. I don't understand why people are suspicious of that.

I don't understand either. That doesn't sound suspicious at all actually.

I can't make my tax returns public because they've been under audit. For three years now. People who say that's not a real reason to withold them are lying.

Trump can make his returns public. He just wont. Why? Because fuck off. That's why. That attitude is why alot of people vote FOR Trump

[Poopadoop]

Maybe that's exactly what happened.

Sure, and maybe the sky is pink, pigs can fly, and fairies rule the world.

This happens all day every day among the elite ruling class.

Uh, no people don't commit fraud all day every day. Or if they do, and get caught, they go to jail.

I don't understand either. That doesn't sound suspicious at all actually.

Yeah defaulting on a major loan is a sure way to get another major loan. Ask anyone. Ldo.

Trump can make his returns public. He just wont. Why? Because fuck off.

Or, more likely, because he's afraid of what people will find out and that he'll be in ever deeper shit than he already is.

[TheSpoonald]

Or, more likely, because he's afraid of what people will find out and that he'll be in ever deeper shit than he already is.

This is CNN swill. People don't openly document their crimes on an official form, get their CPA to sign it, and then send it in to the government. There's nothing criminal in Trump's tax returns. Guaranteed.

Maybe you'll find out that he isn't as rich as he says he is. Or that he doesn't make as much money as he says he does. Or that he has more debt than he says he does. Or that he has an investment in a Russian company like almost all other Americans with a diversified portfolio.

Please explain to me why any of that would matter?