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 Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey
Bwaaahahahahahaha!
Get 'em by the dozen, you noob.
But yeah... give me a butter glaze dip with a dozen old-fashioned cake donuts and I'll be in a blood sugar coma faster than you can say, "Hypoglycemic attack"
I know better than to order 12 of anything tasty. I am about as good at self-control when it comes to sweets as banana was when it came to words.
Even buying six donuts, I'd struggle not to eat all six one after the other, spend the rest of the day feeling like shit, and wondering wtf I did that for, and then I'd prolly do it again a couple of weeks later.
I've literally banned myself from buying bulk ice cream for that very reason. I will do the occasional cookie binge on a small package though.
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