Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
Heh, I didn't know NATO had that kind of clout over cookies. I always suspected the UN did though.
I forget which one has jurisdiction over cookies and which has donuts.

Ich bin ein Berliner!
Is the UN, right?

So it's NATO for cookies?

Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
Only the senate can do that.
Irrelevant. Cookie theft is treason against humanity, so the FBI has an automatic mandate to step in.
What do you think Felony Baking-related Investigations are, you distended goat's spleen?

Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
I thought banana was back for a minute, until I saw the part about voluntarily setting foot outside of America.
lol