Trump is the WWE and Mueller is The Undertaker

[MadMojoMonkey]

You can't have it now. I'm eating it.

The trauma I've sustained by expecting a cookie, then being denied a cookie has left me unable to focus and I can no longer hold a job.
I'm filing assault charges with the UN and NATO.
Also calling for an FBI investigation.

I'm adding theft and destruction of property for the value of the cookie, my travel expenses to get to your shithole island and back and the added price of a pint of milk to wash down the dried-out, stale excuse for a cookie that is whatever you call a cookie in non-America.

[Poopadoop]

The trauma I've sustained by expecting a cookie, then being denied a cookie has left me unable to focus and I can no longer hold a job.
I'm filing assault charges with the UN and NATO.

Heh, I didn't know NATO had that kind of clout over cookies. I always suspected the UN did though.

Also calling for an FBI investigation.

Only the senate can do that.

I'm adding theft and destruction of property for the value of the cookie, my travel expenses to get to your shithole island and back and the added price of a pint of milk to wash down the dried-out, stale excuse for a cookie that is whatever you call a cookie in non-America.

I thought banana was back for a minute, until I saw the part about voluntarily setting foot outside of America.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Heh, I didn't know NATO had that kind of clout over cookies. I always suspected the UN did though.

I forget which one has jurisdiction over cookies and which has donuts.

Ich bin ein Berliner!
Is the UN, right?

So it's NATO for cookies?

Only the senate can do that.

Irrelevant. Cookie theft is treason against humanity, so the FBI has an automatic mandate to step in.
What do you think Felony Baking-related Investigations are, you distended goat's spleen?

I thought banana was back for a minute, until I saw the part about voluntarily setting foot outside of America.

lol

[Poopadoop]

Irrelevant. Cookie theft is treason against humanity, so the FBI has an automatic mandate to step in.
What do you think Felony Baking-related Investigations are, you distended goat's spleen?

I think we've found our new banana.

Don't forget to use excessive punctuation, bolding, large fonts, etc.

[MadMojoMonkey]

I think we've found our new banana.

Don't forget to use excessive punctuation, bolding, large fonts, etc.

I think I got it out of my system.

[OngBonga]

The trauma I've sustained by expecting a cookie, then being denied a cookie has left me unable to focus and I can no longer hold a job.
I'm filing assault charges with the UN and NATO.
Also calling for an FBI investigation.

I'm adding theft and destruction of property for the value of the cookie, my travel expenses to get to your shithole island and back and the added price of a pint of milk to wash down the dried-out, stale excuse for a cookie that is whatever you call a cookie in non-America.

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[MadMojoMonkey]

Click here to accept cookies.

[insert gif of furious clicking]

Still no results.
I'm adding fraud and attempted racism to my list of charges.