Cool Shit We're Doing Thread

[Poopadoop]

Not what I said. I'm actually in the bottom 6 of the company that owns the company with 1400 employees.

Wait, you said there's six of you who run the company, no? You were responsible for 1400 people's families having bread on the table?

Oh man, your job sucks even more than I thought. Why are you bragging about it then if all you do is sit in a cubicle and click buttons in Excel?

Exactly how much do you think I make? Why wouldn't $40/hour interest me? Is that not interesting to you? How much do you make?

How the fuck should I know how much you make? Most people who act like a big shot make good money.

As for what I make, it's somewhere between 'enough to keep me out of a live poker room' and 'none of your business' Try entering those values into Excel and you'll get an idea.

Your IQ is too low to see how interesting the game really is.

My IQ was enough to get into Oxford. Where did you go to school?

Also, your Life IQ is too low to see what a sad and pathetic use of your free time live poker is. Don't you have any friends?

You must not play very much live poker either. Standard deviation is a non-existent concept. People play such huge junk ranges pre-flop, and force themselves to fold with a frequency that is reliably profitable. If variance becomes an issue, it means that folks are adjusting to you....but that almost never happens.

You have no idea how variance works, do you.

What's "lol" is that Savy thinks he can educate me on sample size, when his own conclusions are based on a sample size of 0. That's real convincing logic right there. LOL

What's "Lol" is that you think you have a credible sample size. I'd walk you through it but I'm sure you'd just double down and insist you're right and someone who actually knows about statistics is wrong. It'd be funny but not funny enough to make it worth the outside chance that I might accidentally teach you something you could use to your benefit. That would be a waste of my talents.