*** The Official CUCKposting thread ***

[BananaStand]

im on my phone so its too much of a pita to dig up the link. ill find it though.

basically her lawyers comments were stunningly ridiculous. something along the lines of 'an adult told her to flush it, so she did. how could she object...shes only a kid!!"

she was 21

and incidentally, pretty cute.

if being an adult means that hot 21 year olds will obey you unconditionally....then what am I doing wrong?????

[wufwugy]

if being an adult means that hot 21 year olds will obey you unconditionally....then what am I doing wrong?????

not making a dating account that says "looking for young tight woman who thinks she's special and acts like she's special yet deep down knows she's not and just wants a big dick to set her straight."

with pic of rolled up sleeves and bulging forearms while mowing the lawn.

or something like that.

[BananaStand]

not making a dating account that says "looking for young tight woman who thinks she's special and acts like she's special yet deep down knows she's not and just wants a big dick to set her straight."

with pic of rolled up sleeves and bulging forearms while mowing the lawn.

or something like that.

Funny.

My actual dating profile isn't that far off. It's just the only four good pictures of me that exist and a profile that reads "Hell of a guy".

Then, my opening line to every single woman is "Whoa, there she is"

It works.