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 Originally Posted by wufwugy
not making a dating account that says "looking for young tight woman who thinks she's special and acts like she's special yet deep down knows she's not and just wants a big dick to set her straight."
with pic of rolled up sleeves and bulging forearms while mowing the lawn.
or something like that.
Funny.
My actual dating profile isn't that far off. It's just the only four good pictures of me that exist and a profile that reads "Hell of a guy".
Then, my opening line to every single woman is "Whoa, there she is"
It works.
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