First it was Bush who everyone said Trump could never beat. Beta bitch boy Bush was no match for the superior alpha male.

Then Trump pissed off Megyn Kelly, and they thought "oh shit, we could put a woman against him!"

Along comes Fiorina propped up by the media, and she was quickly smacked down by the Donald.

"Well fuck," they said. "Let's send in a black guy. Republicans would love to show they can vote in a black guy too."

Trump chuckled and let Carson gain some black guy ground. Then when Trump got bored with him, he smacked him down as well.

"Maybe he was too black for Republicans," they thought. "I know! We'll send in a guy who looks white but who can claim to be Hispanic."

Now Trump is watching Canadian Cruz and licking his chops. Another Republican media creation to butcher and destroy.

Who will be next in the path of Trump's destruction? The Republicans aren't going to have anyone left if they keep feeding him people left and right.