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  1. #976
    if i don't end up posting here the next couple days know that i'm here in spirit because i'm going to be schwasted.
  2. #977
    i am about to make french toast. i am intoxicated. i have the phone beside me in case of fire. i will provide trip report with pics (if i can remember to take them) when i amdone.
    if i do not respond i am in food coma and will come to sometime tomorrow.
  3. #978
    Voo-Dew. Your Favorite Vodka and Mountain Dew. Drink two shots of Mountain Dew. Replace with two shots of Vodka. Voo-Dew is ready to work its magic... because

    IT.
    Last edited by eberetta1; 11-21-2012 at 04:12 AM.
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    What's wrong with you eberetta?
    Vodka and soda? Did you smuggle that to highschool in your backpack?

    Furthermore:
    Grey Goose with extra water, bubbles, and sugar?

    For ethical reasons, I must inform you that you're doing it wrong.
    If you're mixing alcohol with something that is not alcohol, you are wasting your money buying top shelf liquor.

    For crap's sake there's so much sugar in soda that you're covering up the flavor of the liquor. If you're going to do that, then buy Smirnoff or Stolichnaya, or even Popov, for that matter.
  5. #980
    If he's from Cambridge, Minnesota, I guarantee he did not use Grey Goose. More like this:

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  7. #982
    This does the trick too when the good stuff is gone...


    In college it was vodka and red kool-aid.
    Monkey, I liked an aclohol that would not give off a smell. Don't need that alcohol smell to rat on you. Hard enough looking sober.
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    I've been drinking alcohol and it has made me drunk. I enjoy being drunk. God damn society and biology demanding that I sober up every once and again.
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    apparently i successfully quit this time
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    Successfully.... quit?

    I've seen too many Nike commercials to understand.
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    successfully renewed regular sobriety
  14. #989
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    successfully renewed regular sobriety
    Cool.

    Hey errybody, Wuf's gonna have clean kidneys should anyone need one. All the rest of you, drunk business as usual.
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    MOTHER OF GOD. SAVE 3 CENTS!!!! IT'S AMAZING!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post


    MOTHER OF GOD. SAVE 3 CENTS!!!! IT'S AMAZING!!!!!!!
    Get a used one, then you know it works.
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    Drunk. It's bulsshit all of it, you know. Yet the masses keep on keeping. God damn McDonalds. Fuck you all for your soberness
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    so this was me last night, i guess it belongs here?
  20. #995
    sexy thread is that way --->
  21. #996
    ohh behave
  22. #997
    Oh hello!
    Normski
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    sirs
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    gins.
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  27. #1002
    Rky efft.
  28. #1003
    lots of stuff. who cares. the hottest chick at the party is married. the host is single and likes ancient greek literature and is probably a good person but isn't that hot, so its a no go. if only the drunk self was the real self then good things would happen
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    bam bitches i'm drunk and its 7pm. i really do enjoy this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes
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    !Luck is a confirmed boss
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    hooray early christmas gifts
  32. #1007
    I'm basically just right fucked every night till january 2nd

    CHEERS FUCKERS
  33. #1008
    Drinking and grinding is usually wicked successful or brutally bad. we'll find out in a couple hours
  34. #1009
    NO POKER IN THE COMMUNE, NO POKER IN THE DRUNK THREAD
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    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  36. #1011
    what u guys get for christmas

    anyone get any pens?
  37. #1012
    I got my daughters b/f 2 x glow in the dark spiderman pens if that qualifies and im pissed
  38. #1013
    I had some top quality booze this year, I think I broke my record for most hangovers in a 10 day period.
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro View Post
    what u guys get for christmas

    anyone get any pens?
    Nah gotta pen last birthday tho!
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    You know what's awesome about moonshine?

    Fucking nothing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    You know what's awesome about moonshine?

    Fucking Everything.
    Fixed that for meself
  42. #1017
    nut worst idea getting drunk tonight

    but had a bottle of rum and watching flashforward

    so much essay to write tomorrow
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    Since I got a decent job and a sort of serious gf I didn't get drunk much anymore. Since then I resorted to red wine (Italian), whiskey (bowmore 14 yo) and smoking a pipe. Pointing at people and things with your pipe is win beyond measure. I also love everyone at ftr and gonna play poker again only to have a reason to hang out here again
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  44. #1019
    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    gins.
    yup
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    i'll be here tonight, promises
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    Toronto is a pretty sweet city.

    Seeing the backside of Buffalo as the first American city after leaving Toronto is #notagoodlook America.
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  48. #1023
    FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCUCCCCCCCCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCUCUKCKC U!!!!!!
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  49. #1024
    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCUCCCCCCCCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCUCUKCKC U!!!!!!
    .
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
  50. #1025
    Casual drunk plan
  51. #1026
    i miss being able to get drunk and donk around on the pokerstars
  52. #1027
    hey its been awhile due to 12hr live sessions of coffee only for substances and grinding online when half awake. hi drunks
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Toronto is a pretty sweet city.

    Seeing the backside of Buffalo as the first American city after leaving Toronto is #notagoodlook America.
    Woulda been nice to know you were here and at least meet for a coffee or a drink Rilla.
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    we. are fucking decadent
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    drinking is surprisingly not curing my boredom and loneliness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    drinking is surprisingly not curing my boredom and loneliness.
    it doesn't always

    BUT IT DOES SOMETIMES

    i have drank about 680 of the last 730 days

    still lonely, still bored, still wufwugy
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    it's friday mid-arvo and sunny and somehow i ended up opening the fridge. Found german beer and kiwi apple/feijoa cider.
    tomorrow i'm road-tripping
    for now i'm posting here

    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    it doesn't always

    BUT IT DOES SOMETIMES

    i have drank about 680 of the last 730 days

    still lonely, still bored, still wufwugy
    love it
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    i have drank about 680 of the last 730 days
    move to kiwilandia
    hang out with mark
    teach daven how to suck less at poker
    continue to drink
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    gins.
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    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    The outside is cold. The inside is enjoyable. Plus we are rolling deep in anticipation of sunday and all the superbowl it will bring.
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    Also, Groundhog's day is a thing.
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    Also, Groundhog's day is a thing.
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    gin
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  68. #1043
    Quote Originally Posted by rpm View Post
    booze & blues
    the blues and whiskey and beer go together like hookers & blow & herpes
  69. #1044
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    the blues and whiskey and beer go together like hookers & blow & herpes
    That analogy is broken. Either you're suggesting that the blues and whiskey result in beer or that because you have the hookers, you sooth them with blow and herpes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    That analogy is broken. Either you're suggesting that the blues and whiskey result in beer or that because you have the hookers, you sooth them with blow and herpes.
    can't it be both? I mean this is the drunk thread after all
  72. #1047
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    can't it be both? I mean this is the drunk thread after all
    Ernest Hemingway would punch you in your goddamn mouth for believing you can't be drunk and still develop a decent analogy.
  73. #1048
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Ernest Hemingway would punch you in your goddamn mouth for believing you can't be drunk and still develop a decent analogy.
    Yeah well he's dead so who's laughing now?
  74. #1049
    goddammit i love gin
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