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    Quote Originally Posted by !Luck View Post
    Drank for 11 of the last 12 days. moved to city. drunk again. had 11 drinkst oday. feeeeeeeeeel gooooood. bitches.
    I remember my first beer. There were 80 of them.
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    Broke rule #1... ish. No whiskey on scool nights. works gonna suck tomorrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    Broke rule #1... ish. No whiskey on scool nights. works gonna suck tomorrow.
    When I drink on school nights, they kids comment on me smelling like their dads.

    "You daddy smell."
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    I only had whisky. Is cool, right?
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    s cool.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    finally made it here, sup?
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    finally made it here, sup?
    didn't realise you were drunk!
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    Tonight I will self medicate heavily.

    Tomorrow, I will deal with my shit like a man, but tonight...I will deal with my shit like a man and forget the problems with beer.
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    I could deal with my shit like a man much better if I didn't have to fucking work tomorrow. But still, gonna drink and show up hungover and deal with it like a... well, a little bitch probably but deal with it none the less.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    I could deal with my shit like a man much better if I didn't have to fucking work tomorrow. But still, gonna drink and show up hungover and deal with it like a... well, a little bitch probably but deal with it none the less.
    DO IT GAME IS EZ
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    HEY!!! GMML!!!???

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    I was playing with my cousin's kids and they wanted to wrestle. They had me whaling on them with a bean-bag chair, knocking them across the room, saying how I was hitting them just like Daddy. I was savaging those kids.
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    weeee first proper post in here house warmin mg (sun) fuck you iphonr
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    Beer and dried squid. Perfect on this Sunday afternoon.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Drink beer everyday! Hold up...here.....drink beer heyayayayay
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Drink beer everyday! Hold up...here.....drink beer heyayayayay
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    I SAID HEY! WHAT'S GOIN' AWN!??!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by !Luck View Post
    5 am, still drunk can't sleep. The more I drink the less I sleep.

    +1. what the fuck is this? never used to be the case.
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    I always sleep for hours when I'm really drunk and wake up feeling tired as hell, stupid drunk sleeps
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    hey, im sober
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro View Post
    hey, im sober
    Get the fuck out of here, bitch.
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    Because your body is being poisoned and needs to keeps its metabolism up to process that shit.

    I usually wake up after a handful of hours because of it.
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    hey im drunk now
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    thank lee for the friends i have that i dont deserve
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    I love you guys! I mean it. You guys are the best.

    Some of you know who you are and what you've done that is extremely awesome lately, and I want you to know that it fucking rocks, and that I am grateful, and that, well...

    I love you guys.
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    i love my drink, why do you love things besides your drink? i am confused
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    I didn't know where to give a general shout out like this, and drunk thread seemed the right place. Besides, I'm drinking, so technically, I'm right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    I didn't know where to give a general shout out like this, and drunk thread seemed the right place. Besides, I'm drinking, so technically, I'm right.
    nope

    only if actuallyu drunk, bye

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    working on our jenga skills. how'd we do?
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    on second beer. wishing this was my first time drinking so i'd just be drunk already.

    ill check in later i guess
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro View Post
    on second beer. wishing this was my first time drinking so i'd just be drunk already.

    ill check in later i guess
    soz guy. lil too drunk and family event to attend tomorrow so have to zzzzzz.


    that being said, our mutual friend is a fucking moron for religion but equally as moronic as you and i for falling for people we know will hurt us. ergo we can't be too hard on him
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    we are all stupid in our own ways. with that said im going to bed
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    Just waking up and i'm hung over.It's a long weekend here in CANADA and no work for three days is always a reason to get drunk.Looking forward to getting drunk again tonight.
    HAPPY THANKS GIVING TO ALL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spidyberge View Post
    Everything is always a reason to get drunk.Looking forward to getting drunk again tonight.
    HAPPY THANKS GIVING TO ALL.
    FYP

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    ho hum drinking.

    formal family affairs so zzzzzzzzzz
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    and that folks, is what alcohol is for
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    ho hum drinking.

    formal family affairs so zzzzzzzzzz
    GOLD.

    so hammered currentlydlsgu the readig hurts. guantalunt numberop ouno should be fun,. gg
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    Quote Originally Posted by dneureiter View Post
    GOLD.

    so hammered currentlydlsgu the readig hurts. guantalunt numberop ouno should be fun,. gg
    omg this was so brutal. Not good at tournies and shoving ranges and shit but am glad I gave the rest of my stack to someone else with massive hangover.

    Still trying to figure out how you make that call w/ A8o
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    9% abv homebrew is golden.
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    TGIF.It's 10:00am and i have my first drink in my hand.
    Looks to me that it's going to be a good day doing anything.
    Or just nothing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spidyberge View Post
    TGIF.It's 10:00am and i have my first drink in my hand.
    Looks to me that it's going to be a good day doing anything.
    Or just nothing.
    I think it's Saturday...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    9% abv homebrew is golden.
    I wish you didn't live 18.3 hours away or something, I want to learn to all grain.

    I'm in a hotel all week, so drink drank drunk time for me.
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    God i hate mondays.Nothing like going to work just to find the weekend shifts not doing there job right or just not doing enough.Coming home to someone who likes to complain about everything.
    Thank God again for alcohol.
    Is it the weekend yet?
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    Well it's sunday now and what i ment about yesterdays post is that i was just happy for the weekend to be here.To bad all weekends are to short.Let the football games begin and the drinking games continue.
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    'member that time i wasn't drinking... holy fuck that felt like shit.
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    Now drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo View Post
    Drank a few of these...
    What in the name of Ho Lee Fuk are those, man?
    don't want no tutti-frutti, no lollipop
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    1 dash Peychaud's Bitters
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    Orange twist garnish
    Drinky, drinky!
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    Flomo has got to be the classiest drunk I know... or don;t know... or sumpthin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    Flomo has got to be the classiest drunk I know... or don;t know... or sumpthin.
    Don't be so sure. I skimmed a couple of these off my dad last night:



    And then me and one of my friends stayed up all night in the basement passing my mom's Safe Cig back and forth and playin' Super Mario Bros on Wii.
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    i need a better stock of booze. Next months goal. Save some bucks and build a liquor cabinet.... i don't mean an actual liquor "cabinet" per se... but throw a whole shit load of booze on a shelf somewhere... maybe just set bottles on the floor.
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    Drinking beer with my right hand feels weird.

    It's not as dumb as standing to wipe tho.
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    cutting down on my drinking imo.

    BUT NOT TONIGHT BITCHEZ
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    liquor purchased. heavenly.
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    Holy shit balls i like gin. having not drank it for the vast majority of my adult life.. i want to know how it is possible that I want to pour it down my throat by the fifth.
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    never tried gin. itll be the next one i buy
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    hi my name is ryan, and im an alcoholic.

    ive decided to keep all my drunken posts in this thread and only this thread, because they belong no where but this thread. hola back
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    Dear Ryan,

    I am drunk as well and will post my drunken posts in this thread because they too belong no where but this theread and I will hola back.

    Hola,
    Supa
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