Fuck making connections.

Go to bar, preferably one with a dance floor. AVOID THE FUCKING DANCE FLOOR UNTIL AFTER 1am, VERY IMPORTANT!!!!

Go to the bar, order many many different kinds of beers and shots.

After you are good and fucked up, go to dance floor and look for the whoriest looking whore in the whorebar and just put your P on her A and idk, do something that people call dancing these days.

If after 5 minutes or so of doing this she doesn't ask you to go to her place, move to the next whoriest looking whore in the whorebar and repeat until you go home with some walrus.

[x] virginity lost