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  1. #8701
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    That would matter if there weren't rules against how many people can represent a country in the medal rounds. If China were allowed to take Gold, Silver, Bronze, and 4th in trampoline, then your metric would matter.
    I'm not sure that's such a big deal as you're saying, but I was just retrolling bikes. China would've had to win more than 4x as many medals as were given out in the entire olympics to match our per capita amount, and the per capita winner was Grenadine cos they shipped one medal and two and a half people live there
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    It's nice to be able to afford a great HMO that will try to screw you out of every claim you make on minor technicalities, while effectively spending more than most "socialists" do in taxes.
    HMOS ARE FOR SCRUBS. GET REAL INSURANCE YOU HIPPIE

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    HMOS ARE FOR SCRUBS. GET REAL INSURANCE YOU HIPPIE
    I'd rather not have to worry about how shitty my insurance is you fascist nazi babykilling whore
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    If I had my way I would eviscerate the proletariat. It would be swift. It would be without mercy. It would be righteous.

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    I too, enjoy pie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    If I had my way I would eviscerate the proletariat. It would be swift. It would be without mercy. It would be righteous.
    The proles suffer from a relativistic disease that is rather infectious and upon their demise would swiftly leap over a class barrier. You'd have to continue killing until sooner or later you were a prole yourself.
    Last edited by rong; 08-13-2012 at 03:58 AM.
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    oh my jesus this is hawt



    (for the lazy ff to 5:25, it's a chick attempting to read while sitting on a vibrator.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    oh my jesus this is hawt



    (for the lazy ff to 5:25, it's a chick attempting to read while sitting on a vibrator.)
    Fuck porn. Give me more women sitting on vibrators reading books.
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    That was seriously sexy.
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    OMG. If anything belonged in the awesome thread that was it.
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    So that's what it looks like? Rilla has some 'splainin to do.

    P.S: Her articulation was poor, F MINUS MINUS
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    P.P.S that was awesome
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    [url=http://www.break.com/index/what-skrillex-on-piano-would-sound-like-2312187/]What Skrillex on Piano Would Sound Like

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    so the other night i was so drunk i knew i posted something, and thought it was in this thread, but it was in the drunk thread.

    p.s. vodka is evil.
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    The L L Cool J story is hilarious. You can kinda see how it happened because L L Cool J is rich (begin racial stereotyping) so probably lives in a upper class white area. The thief was expecting a doctor or a banker to live there, so the site of a large muscle bound black man charging at him in the kitchen must have been quite a surprise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    The L L Cool J story is hilarious. You can kinda see how it happened because L L Cool J is rich (begin racial stereotyping) so probably lives in a upper class white area. The thief was expecting a doctor or a banker to live there, so the site of a large muscle bound black man charging at him in the kitchen must have been quite a surprise.
    Do you think his mother told him to knock the burglar out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    How come some of you guys are competing as netherlands and some as independent, is something I've been wondering?
    The country got dissolved recently, now we're just individual island countries instead of an iland nation that was comprised of more islands. Bunch of bullshit if you ask me, but hey, I'm just one lonely abstract thinker here.

    Naturally, bureacracy being what it is, the new country has not yet been officially recognized by, well, the world so it seems. As for these olympics, you could either participate representing Holland as Churandy and others did, or you could go flagless as some did.


    It would be the ultimate in badassery to go flagless and then hit some medals. Predictably though, it didn't happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    If I had my way I would eviscerate the proletariat. It would be swift. It would be without mercy. It would be righteous.
    It's impossible, because then the next level up would become the proletariat. DUCY?

    Edit: yes, rong is right
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    That made me feel really happy. Thanks.
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    deadmau5 feat. Chris James - The Veldt (Music Video) - YouTube

    extended version

    deadmau5 feat. Chris James - The Veldt - YouTube

    watching all this come together from when deadmau5 found this guy's audio has been a legit awesome experience.
    Last edited by bikes; 08-26-2012 at 03:43 AM.

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  26. #8726
    Got a kick out of this one. Girl makes a post about what her date didn't get to see last night. So she takes nude pics and shows it on the internet for all to see: gonewild: over 18?

    Btw if you're not familiar with gonewild or reddit, go to the "new" tab, and you can see the constant stream of girls next door posting pictures of their ladyparts to fish for compliments and upvotes. And they all verify they are real, such as this one today: gonewild: over 18?

    If you go to "top" an sort by "all time" you get all the top voted posts. Here's a girl that made a shoot of stuffing a dildo in her ass and going to the gym: gonewild: over 18?

    There was also another one (don't have the link) where a girl stuffed all sorts of appliances (hammer, screwdriver,..) down her two holes at the bottom, followed by a hefty discussions that she wasn't being sanitary and her defending it.
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    yes r/gonewild is a legit phenomenon. it gets a ton of action from 9s and 10s. but be sure to save pics you like because they often end up taking them down. yesterday, for example, gonewild chick posted a tit shot of some of the nicest tits you'll ever see (i chose to not save them for whatever reason), but she took them down after just a couple hours
  28. #8728
    Found that place two days ago, and it's indeed quite the phenomenon. I was a bit sceptical at first about the sheer volume of hot women posting nudes in all positions just for getting compliments but it's all legit. I PMed one girl for a specific dress up and pose and she did and took the pic. Lol. And I also noticed they sometimes get second thoughts and take them down, I guess I have to start saving the better ones.
  29. #8729
    those foolish gonewild girls would lose their shit if they knew about all the sweet bitcoins they could be making over at /r/girlsgonebitcoin.
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    There's a lion on the loose in England, apparently.



    *edit - Police call off search, saying the photo is of too poor quality to know what the sighted animal is. So this photo, which was claimed as "1st Essex lion photo", is obv bs. Either that, or they can't be bothered to search anymore and are awaiting further sightings.

    Prob just a crock of crap story made up to get Harry off the front pages of the papers.
    Last edited by OngBonga; 08-27-2012 at 11:29 AM.
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    I don't doubt it. I'm drunk in most of my fb pics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance View Post
    Got a kick out of this one. Girl makes a post about what her date didn't get to see last night. So she takes nude pics and shows it on the internet for all to see: gonewild: over 18?

    Btw if you're not familiar with gonewild or reddit, go to the "new" tab, and you can see the constant stream of girls next door posting pictures of their ladyparts to fish for compliments and upvotes. And they all verify they are real, such as this one today: gonewild: over 18?

    If you go to "top" an sort by "all time" you get all the top voted posts. Here's a girl that made a shoot of stuffing a dildo in her ass and going to the gym: gonewild: over 18?

    There was also another one (don't have the link) where a girl stuffed all sorts of appliances (hammer, screwdriver,..) down her two holes at the bottom, followed by a hefty discussions that she wasn't being sanitary and her defending it.
    Am I the only one kind of shocked/appalled/bothered by this?
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  34. #8734
    i too was shocked/appalled/bothered that jv didnt know about it till a few days ago
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Am I the only one kind of shocked/appalled/bothered by this?
    Ah now I must take this opportunity to creep Bigred out some more! From yesterday and checking again just now, I found these.

    A wife posts a picture of herself holding identification with her husband's semen still dripping out of her, saying she'll do request pictures with the username of everyone that replies, in poses they want. She has done over 20 already, holding a sign she writes the replier's username on, with a pencil in her butt, in red lingery, pussy spread, username written on her butt cheek by her husband, etc. gonewild: over 18?

    A girl post her face after a bunch of faceless nude pics, saying she won't make the frontpage anyway. She is heavily upvoted and rockets to the front page. People in the thread recognize her, even post her real name, all deleted by mods. She has deleted the thread now, but because I have a reply in there I can still see it, with her pics: gonewild: over 18?

    Another woman made a post "fuck it here are my boobs". In the thread she commented "I used to be classy once, but it didn't get me anywhere, so here I am, posting my boobs on the internet." I was intruiged about this. After a few compassionate PMs she told me her dad had just disowned her. She has now deleted the thread, but you can still see it: gonewild: over 18?
    She's still posting too: gonewild: over 18?

    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    i too was shocked/appalled/bothered that jv didnt know about it till a few days ago
    Lol. And I was on reddit for 7 months too. But I don't really look for this stuff, just followed a link.
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    hello community. settle this for me please.

    christina hendricks or alison brie.

    not posting pics because apparently i'm biased.

    ?wut
  39. #8739
    We all know who's hotter, Brett.

    Redhead. We always fucking win.
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    britta
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    britta
    Ha, Gaaaaaaaaay

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  42. #8742
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    britta

    what?
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    what can i say, i like em really insecure
  44. #8744
    But who's Britta?
    I googled it, and came up with nothing relevant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    But who's Britta?
    I googled it, and came up with nothing relevant.
    You know Brie; Britta is the other one.

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    Ew, shes blonde. Do not want.
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  47. #8747
    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    hello community. settle this for me please.

    christina hendricks or alison brie.

    not posting pics because apparently i'm biased.
    Truth be told, Hendricks wins because her nudes showed her tits aren't just big, but big and perky
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    d0zer sides with me so for all intents and purposes is 2-2



    Last edited by bikes; 08-28-2012 at 03:56 PM.

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    Alison wins. Not even all that close.
  50. #8750
    Wuf, I knew I always liked you for a reason, and now I know what that reason is.
    We both enjoy perky-boobed redheads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    Wuf, I knew I always liked you for a reason, and now I know what that reason is.
    We both enjoy perky-boobed redheads.
    why stop at redhead?





  52. #8752
    Cause redheads fucking rock, duh.

    Also - a redhead asian. omg. I would stutter over every word.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    Cause redheads fucking rock, duh.

    Also - a redhead asian. omg. I would stutter over every word.


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    oh fuck.
    can not wait till shark week is over so i can fap.
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    what a horrible euphemism

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    well, i giggled, and that's all that matters.
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    fucking mania is bad this time @_@

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    MWAHAHAHAHAHA BRB BEING EVIL AS FUCK.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    fucking mania is bad this time @_@
    They should find some way to channel it productively. Can you play poker? What's the effect?
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    you never linked to the bidnezz facebook.

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  61. #8761
    I cried. I laughed. I fell in love

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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    They should find some way to channel it productively. Can you play poker? What's the effect?
    can i play poker? yes. what's the effect? lots of shit thats not cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    I cried. I laughed. I fell in love

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    hahahahaha
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    ....wow.
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    I giggled.
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    awesome..

    edit: he even quotes his own meme lol
    Last edited by jackvance; 08-30-2012 at 09:06 AM.
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    I guess it was a nice nod to internet warriors everywhere... and the answers even seemed to be fairly candid and not completely scripted. However, it's really sad that these sort of exchanges are never quite what they should be. Reddit is clearly going to bombard him with "the War on Drugs is a failure" statements/questions, and he just completely dodges them. Pretty, pretty lame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    I guess it was a nice nod to internet warriors everywhere... and the answers even seemed to be fairly candid and not completely scripted. However, it's really sad that these sort of exchanges are never quite what they should be. Reddit is clearly going to bombard him with "the War on Drugs is a failure" statements/questions, and he just completely dodges them. Pretty, pretty lame.
    in fairness to him before it started he said he only had 30 mins and reddit was down for 20 mins of it.

    though yeah lame of him to dodge the war on drugs, poverty and police brutality questions but then again probably a lot of questions his people won't allow him to answer. sucks.

    BUT he did end his thing with a head nod to this

    Last edited by bikes; 08-30-2012 at 02:13 PM.

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  73. #8773
    being admitted to a hospital is a bunch of gay.

    gg severe kidney infection and 103 fever when I get here.

    guess where my Labor Day weekend is goin' to be at?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    I guess it was a nice nod to internet warriors everywhere... and the answers even seemed to be fairly candid and not completely scripted. However, it's really sad that these sort of exchanges are never quite what they should be. Reddit is clearly going to bombard him with "the War on Drugs is a failure" statements/questions, and he just completely dodges them. Pretty, pretty lame.
    While I agree, I think the context is impressive. His responses were candid and even some new information about his stances was learned. I bet he set out to only answer ten questions in the first place, and I wouldn't be surprised if he typed them up himself instead of just dictating to a staffer

    He is simply not going to respond to drug stuff at this juncture, but it still needs to be hit on and eventually the President will. IIRC Corey Booker was called out in his AMA for not addressing the drug questions, then he actually did address it in a somewhat thorough fashion

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