Sharktopus is quite watchable after a couple of alcohol. Robo Geisha sadly does not live up to the trailer. Titanic 2 looks like they were not entirely aware that it was satire they were doing and suffers quite a bit from it - same can be said about Sharktopus to some extent.

The remake of the remake of The Thing is really good. - Like the remake to the original made sense because of the advancement in special effects, this is the only movie with cgi gore effects that I think actually looks better than the old stuff.
- Just resist the temptation to watch trailers or let anyone tell you anything. One of my friends who is notorious for spoiling movies managed tell me the only thing that can spoil the movie for you, right after assuring me that he's not going to spoil it for me. >_<