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    ddrruunkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    cabo wabo


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    and guacaolmle is fucking amazxiong
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    FLOMO ITS GO TIME! 2010 MY MAN!

    HERE'S A RANDOM FACT: if you're in a sorority, you're a fucking cunt sucking douchebag*

    *only applies to tri deltas at va tech....and vcu fuck you go fuck yourself


    let's not check up on the birthday girl but let's still her alcohol LOLOLOLOLOL fuck you
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo View Post
    it is fucking 2010, get with the program
    sdkjfasdfajsdfa this is awesome let's drink seriously
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
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    Why do I see no Jack or Jameson?
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    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    Why do I see no Jack or Jameson?
    at home i usually mix classic style cocktails and not hvae come across any cocktails that require those yet.

    when i'm out i punt and get a highball or something on the rocks.

    that took me forever to type that correctly
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    hey what up supa?

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    Lol, try this one then:

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    splash of oj
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    ...and you didn't even know you we're a wolf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    Lol, try this one then:

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    sounds good
    i'll bve puking in my shoes
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    Imma go get drunk. Happy Thanksgiving to anybody that give a fuck. Happy whatever day to anybody that doesn't.
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    i';m right here baby.

    happy thannks giving u crazy yanks!
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    happy turkey day to all....imgonna drink a yuengling for everyone of you
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    fucking went to a 2 bars this evening

    no ciroc, beveldere, patron, markers mark, woodfords reserve.


    RAGE. then made fun of me when i got a captain and gtrendindine so much fucking lhkjsdghaldbljdaskgsdt

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    baf waddup durnkthread
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    Not half as drunk as I should be to post in this thread... but as everyone else has left I guess I'll post here...

    Went to my parents place, slept the night, sister was about this afternoon playing 'christmas music' with my niece said she was having a party, slightly tongue in cheek but it seemed like a good excuse... I asked her how long she would be staying for... she said a couple of hours.

    I cracked open my bottle of JD that's been sitting in the cupboard here for a while, had one drink and she decided to leave... the two events weren't related at least I don't think they were lol.

    Anyway despite passing company - now everyone has dissapeared. I called my friend up for a game of pool... arranged to meet at 7pm at 6pm he calls and tells me his ex wife has a power cut so he has to look after his 2 young children... so now It's 6:45pm and I'm sitting in the living room with status quo playing on tv from my iomega screenplay director thing... with a laptop and a half glass of JD....

    The fact I care to commit this sorry state of affairs to writing is suggestive of a less than sober state of mind, but I'm still reasonably coherent so haven't quite passed that subtle point yet...

    Anyway... Have called two other people who at such short notice can't make it out.. so am thinking about going to a local pub tonight. I have work tomorrow but this is always the problem once you get a few drinks in you.. you want the great atmosphere to continue (well I do anyway)...

    I went to a pub last weekend had a couple of games of pools with regulars, nice fella's in there... so I'm thinking of going there tonight.. it's cold here but the alternative is drinking my jd as the only person drinking in the house for the next few hours and then going to bed which doesn't really feel that appealing at the moment...

    Edit: decided to stay in after all... work tomorrow, watched a movie instead called 'all of me' it was quite funny. I've been studying some open Yale psych course and it was aluded to by the lecturer.

    3 dbl jds was more than enough! Nice to have a clear head in the morning... I must be getting old!
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    Up at 4 am. 8 and sk8 at work for to study for a test tomorrow. Said fuck it and poured a shot of jack. Grabbed pool cue and a flask and jammed to the poolhall. Tomorrows gonna suck.
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    look out IOPQ!
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    Oh hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    WTF HOW DID THIS GET BUMPED TO PAGE 9

    FTR, i am disappoint.
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    Holy you glorious bastards of the flopturnraise.com. I'm drunk enough to fuck adele with the lights on.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    I'm drunk enough to be just sitting at homje and posting in the fukin drnk thread, I think this is my lowest moment yet.
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    hey ho.... hey ho you glorious cunt faggots, hey ho, hey ho!!!
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    i need this thread now more than ever.

    i love you all, i really do.
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    I love you too man <3

    ...even though I've only said like 2 things to you!
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    pear cider is really good
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    just gotta say...as a durnk poker palyer....in the USofA, this shit cusk balls...
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    Dropped the kids of at LAX this morning. Their going to see my mom in Texas. Figured I'd get this bitch to the front page so I can find it later. Wouldn't say I'm drunk yet but it aint far around the corner.
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    How drunk do we call drunk?
    1 cider and 5 guinness ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
    How drunk do we call drunk?
    1 cider and 5 guinness ?
    Pfft.
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    OK, so like 12+ beers and like 8 shots of Jack = drunk but who the fucks counting and I can still kinda type so fuck you guyz anyway
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    Oh, and fuck whoever can still playz pokerz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    Oh, and fuck whoever can still playz pokerz.
    US Playa and proud of it beeaatch... Will I eva be able to cash out? Who the fuck knows. lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    Oh, and fuck whoever can still playz pokerz.
    I agree...fuck them and those who are like them...and throw the DOJ to the fucking sharks....let them swim with the fishies....see...Damn. I really want to play some pokery while I'm drunk.
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    What's up bitches, I have not given this thread the love and care it deserves and yet it prospers anyway.

    I've been in Phoenix for 2 days and the beer has been amazing. SunUp is a smallish micro brew with great food, and salad beer. Drinking a double rye PA (pale ale) now.

    Then, went to Total Wine & More, which is one of the top 3 liqour stores I've been to. There are enough 22 oz bottles of beer I've never seen and want to drink to keep me drunk for at least 2 weeks. Will provide updates.
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    wat in the face BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!
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    You ain't that drunk. Do a shot.
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    Hello cunts!
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    Aaaaaand release.
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    Bingo Bango! last 4 days of college WOOWOO
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    [00:30] <DC> on my hand?
    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

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    why th4 fuck inst this th]read like stivcked what the fucvk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
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    hwo the hekk elkse am i expected to fing it fuck
    How much does a guy your size have to drink to get this drunk? Did you shotgun a beer keg?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
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    ship throwing up in the bushes instead of the pool at the beach club

    (also massive apologies to everyone else involved)
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    ship throwing up in the bushes instead of the pool at the beach club

    (also massive apologies to everyone else involved)
    I didn't tell you this at the time...but you got a teeny bit of vomit on my foot.

    I washed it off in the pool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    I didn't tell you this at the time...but you got a teeny bit of vomit on my foot.

    I washed it off in the pool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    WHAT, WHY?!?!?! I was in that pool
    way to answer your own question
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