Quote Originally Posted by daviddem View Post
no showdown? what happened on the river?
Hero says, "got a royal"
Villain says, "really? Will you show"
Hero says, "Gotta Pay!!!"

Hero minbets.

Villain says, "Too rich for my blood. I believe ya."

Villain Mucks.

Hero Show Royal Flush anyways.

Hero does happy dance, involving countless amounts of pelvic thrusting.