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  • Never. Gross. I'm also a faggot

    4 7.02%
  • Beer goggles = great success

    16 28.07%
  • I'm neutral. Not homosex, not a hater, but just not my type (okay I'm kinda gay)

    6 10.53%
  • I actually like women like her better than most spoiled skinny whores

    23 40.35%
  • Chubby chicks rule! Props to my browugy!!

    8 14.04%
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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    I agree 100% with supa, no level.
    Well, on the one hand, DTB's av looks like she'd be nice enough to make you a sandwich after whereas this chick looks like she'd eat your sandwich.

    That said, I'd be willing to bet DTB's chick smells like foundation makeup and cheap red wine and this here cherub would be more like peppermint foot scrub and squirreled away Swedish berries. I think I like the latter better.
  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Well, on the one hand, DTB's av looks like she'd be nice enough to make you a sandwich after whereas this chick looks like she'd eat your sandwich.

    That said, I'd be willing to bet DTB's chick smells like foundation makeup and cheap red wine and this here cherub would be more like peppermint foot scrub and squirreled away Swedish berries. I think I like the latter better.

    When did you become so funny? I think I only noticed it when you started the advice thread. You consistently make me lawl now. I think a big part of it is that I could so see Burt Reynolds, or Tom Selleck, or whoever is in your avatar throwing around these anecdotes and making these obscure/strange references.
  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    When did you become so funny? I think I only noticed it when you started the advice thread. You consistently make me lawl now. I think a big part of it is that I could so see Burt Reynolds, or Tom Selleck, or whoever is in your avatar throwing around these anecdotes and making these obscure/strange references.
    I secretly believe that Benny is Quigley
  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    When did you become so funny?
    1995.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    When did you become so funny? I think I only noticed it when you started the advice thread. You consistently make me lawl now. I think a big part of it is that I could so see Burt Reynolds, or Tom Selleck, or whoever is in your avatar throwing around these anecdotes and making these obscure/strange references.
    He became super funny like a year and a half ago I think. I forget what post sealed it.

    Anyway, I would tag this chick and be happy about it. No claiming I need some shots to or whatever. I'm pretty picky about chicks but she's a really hot chubber. Like wuf says, she puts the weight in the right places even though others at that weight would fail bad. I'd actually date her even, except for the fact that she can't hold that weight like that for long and wouldn't want to be around when that happens.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.

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