Oh shit Zombies!

[philly and the phanatics]

I have no idea what else you call it. A bumbag? a fanny sack? gahhhhh!

backpack?

@op- i would begin by hurling a thunderstorm of glasses/cups/plates/bowls from around my computer desk, then if that didnt work id promptly youtube some justin beiber, the undead HATE justin beiber. So then not only would the zombie be pretty much defeated but id be super stoked because i love the beib.

[WillburForce]

backpack?

Literal Americans. the whole point of the English language is to name things so that it makes no sense and know one understands.

[Penneywize]

so yeah everyone in this thread's a moron

1) knives? Are you fucking serious? Stabbing zombies does fuck all. You need distance, and you need to crush its brain, mother fucker.

2) A rucksack is called by the same name in north america you tards. It's not a backpack. Fuck!

3) Escape? Onto the streets? It's the zombie apocalypse. BAD FUCKING IDEA

RAAAAAAGGGGEEEE!!!!!!!

Now to answer JKDS:

I have a wall to my left. I'd pick up the chair I'm sitting on and try to fend off the bastard with that. If I'm lucky, I make it over to a heavy lamp I have sitting in the corner in my room and use that shit to smash its head in.

Though I'd probably die before getting a chance to do any of that, since the entrance to my apt is directly behind where I'm sitting...

[Penneywize]

Oh yeah and you guys def need to read this book:

The Zombie Survival Guide - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia