Offical IRC quotes thread.

[lambchopdc]

<boost> Im half black, hah.. thats enough black for anyone! amirite?

[Xianti]

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I wasn't making anything into some irc sob story. I was answering boosts question. If that qualifies as some irc drama thats fine. I do have a question though. If there is not supposed to be any irc talk why is there still an irc quotes thread? To me that seems a bit hypocritical. If you think that by me asking this question is some drama then sorry. I simply made a post not talking badly about anyone or putting anyone down and I noticed that every reply made to the post I had made about the actions of rippy and boost and everyone else ended up with comments made about me. About how I am starting some drama by answering a question posed to me and by making a comment back to people. Maybe I am wrong or overly sensitive as I have never been anything but cussed at and bashed by people on the forums. Oh well. Nothing I can do about that. Thanks for reading this.

Cyndy

[gabe]

<ake|laptop> <- fish
<boostNslide> ^ homosexual
<ake|laptop> ^ handsome

haha

[Xianti]

{Restored from Recycle Bin per member requests}


I will now allow some IRC discussions. Please keep them cordial -- no drama!

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yessssssss

[a500lbgorilla]

Not IRC but still hilarious.

TylerK: I saw this show last night about like tribal dudes and they all had huge wangs
TylerK: I felt inadequate
TylerK: either that or they all had average-sized wangs and I really AM inadequate
BigRed: i ti saw one like it
BigRed: except they were really small
BigRed: which one did u see?
TylerK: now I'm not telling you. I know what you're up to here. I see what you're about to do.
BigRed: i just wanted to compare our non-coinciding shows
BigRed: that we both watched that are different
TylerK: I was watching "Huge Wangs of Africa" on the Huge Wang channel
BigRed: werid
BigRed: u get that too?
BigRed: u know
BigRed: they weren't really that big...
BigRed: poor tyler
BigRed: ZING

Golden lulz

[Galapogos]

It's back! It's baaaaaack! And it's still as good as I remember it! Next stop, the true Randomness thread.

[dranger7070]

[18:32] <Stax1> How about you step on another frog you fucktard!
[18:32] <dranger> i was 7 imo
[18:32] <Stax1> Go throw another puppy off the cliff!
[18:32] <dranger> i havent done that in a long time

[kingnat]

Not IRC but still hilarious.

TylerK: I saw this show last night about like tribal dudes and they all had huge wangs
TylerK: I felt inadequate
TylerK: either that or they all had average-sized wangs and I really AM inadequate
BigRed: i ti saw one like it
BigRed: except they were really small
BigRed: which one did u see?
TylerK: now I'm not telling you. I know what you're up to here. I see what you're about to do.
BigRed: i just wanted to compare our non-coinciding shows
BigRed: that we both watched that are different
TylerK: I was watching "Huge Wangs of Africa" on the Huge Wang channel
BigRed: werid
BigRed: u get that too?
BigRed: u know
BigRed: they weren't really that big...
BigRed: poor tyler
BigRed: ZING

Golden lulz

YES!!!!!! Xianti makes me teh happy.

[Xianti]

Next stop, the true Randomness thread.

Beg Lukie.

[spoonitnow]

Finally.

[mbiz]

(7:30:55 PM) dranger: god
(7:30:58 PM) dranger: why are porno dudes
(7:31:01 PM) dranger: always so fucking weird looking
(7:31:03 PM) dranger: like god damn
(7:31:07 PM) dranger: i personally feel
(7:31:08 PM) martyb: so normal chumps
(7:31:10 PM) dranger: that im like
(7:31:11 PM) martyb: think they can score the chick
(7:31:18 PM) martyb: eg
(7:31:20 PM) dranger: at least as good lookinga s the average
(7:31:23 PM) martyb: the sentence you are about to finish
(7:31:24 PM) dranger: porn star dude
(7:31:27 PM) martyb: = case in point
(7:31:27 PM) dranger: lol
(7:31:30 PM) dranger: FUCK
(7:31:30 PM) dranger: YOU

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Please to read the quality of quotes on previous pages and don't add garbage to this golden thread.

[a500lbgorilla]

<Estrop> I'm making $-2.60 a hour
<Estrop> I'll be a millionaire in..
<arkana> last decade

-'rilla

God bless this thread.

[Galapogos]

Please to read the quality of quotes on previous pages and don't add garbage to this golden thread.

mbiz's made me lol pretty hard. Nonetheless, Bbickies speaks the truth.

[dranger7070]

[18:55] <dranger> my soon to be born child has a name tho
[18:55] <dranger> since i fuck without a condom
[18:55] <@spoonitnow> mr anger
[18:55] <@spoonitnow> son of dr anger
[18:55] <dranger> if its a boy, im naming it Jesse Eddleman Ranger
[18:55] <dranger> and beating the fuck outof it from day 1
[18:55] <dranger> and never letting it learn math
[18:55] <dranger> ever
[18:55] <dranger> or poker
[18:55] <@spoonitnow> i'm laughing prettyhard atm

[BooG690]

Tacky to post your own quotes imo.

[spoonitnow]

Yeah this thread isn't for your stupid shit.

[amifat]

<BooG> who wants to give me a high five?
* BooG sticks arm out
<Imthenewfish> me
* BooG puts hand back down
<BooG> no
<BooG> not you

[bigred]

<boostNslide> someone ban red.
<red`hw> D:
* red`hw sets mode: +b *!*@cpe-69-202-69-53.twcny.res.rr.com
* red`hw was kicked by red`hw (red`hw)
<a500lbgorilla> So...
<a500lbgorilla> How do we get him back?
<boostNslide> why would you want him back?
<a500lbgorilla> Touche

-'rilla

Classic

[mbiz]

<everyone at irc> marty you are fucking awesome!
<martyb> thanks guys!

[spoonitnow]

I found Cyndy_Lou's Facebook.

[sweetlemon69]

21:34 <@bikes> when i enjoy jersey shore
21:34 <@bikes> its far worse than me listening to beiber on occasion

[supa]

<dranger> what the fuck are you talking about Ahole?

Good times, good times.

[bigred]

* a500Ibgorilla was kicked by BigRed (dd)
<a5OOlbgorilla> Ah!
<a5OOlbgorilla> No!
<a5OOlbgorilla> My better half!

*We had 5 a500lbgorillas in there at some point.

-'rilla

The IRC rilla takeover is a great memory.

[bigred]

<BigRed> dude trance is awesome
<BigRed> i want to like do ecstasy
<BigRed> and then use that as an excuse to grind on all my guy friends

I feel like this was an impostor but I luled a lot

[bigred]

<ake> you know what would be really cool
<ake> if you cut off the electricity to Estrop's house
<ake> he'd die in like 1 week
<ake> seriously
<ake> he'd be sitting in the dark tapping his mouse and keyboard
<ake> until he died

hahahahahahahahahaa

[Luco]

<yaawn> UNSCRABMEL THESE WORDS
<yaawn> 1) PNEIS 2)HTIELR 3)NGGERI 4)BUTTSXE

[CoryATX]

<yaawn> UNSCRABMEL THESE WORDS
<yaawn> 1) PNEIS 2)HTIELR 3)NGGERI 4)BUTTSXE

1) Snipe
2) Lither
3) Ginger
4) Subtext

???

[surviva316]

<TheLongGrind> fok canda
<@d0zer> fok u!
<TheLongGrind> rather slit my wrists
<m2m96k> lol
* TheLongGrind was kicked by d0zer (eurocunts are cunty)
<@d0zer> being able to kick people is pretty awesome from time to time
<@d0zer> not gunna lie

[bigred]

1) Snipe
2) Lither
3) Ginger
4) Subtext

???

[bigred]

<TheLongGrind> fok canda
<@d0zer> fok u!
<TheLongGrind> rather slit my wrists
<m2m96k> lol
* TheLongGrind was kicked by d0zer (eurocunts are cunty)
<@d0zer> being able to kick people is pretty awesome from time to time
<@d0zer> not gunna lie

All these second generation IRC quotes are meh at best

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[01:57] <lambchopdc> i need to win one of these tourneys, it sucks going out in 9th when 1st is $3500
[01:57] <jfish> 3500 is nothing
[01:57] <jfish> if somebody gave me 3500 id burn it
[01:57] <jfish> in front of starving children
[01:57] <jfish> ohhh, no food for you!

so true bigred. so i'm bumped this one

[Galapogos]

All these second generation IRC quotes are meh at best

Yeah what the hell's going on here? Why aren't you people funny?

I blame rap music.

[jyms]

There is no history. They are just angry and into insults. You have to dig deep, and find the words that hurt. Saying FU or calling someone names just won't cut it. Everyone has a soft underbelly, find it.

Example, I pull up to the bank and park out front. Some guy pulls up behind my vehicle,blocking it, and is staring at me like a deranged lunatic as I walk into the bank and through the window while I am at the ATM. The car beside me pulls out of a handicap spot and he pulls in. He gets out of his car and is obviously handicapped but not a cripple, and as I am walking back to my car he screams at me "YOU DON"T LOOK HANDICAPPED!!" and I say "Nope, but you do" and get in. He goes from fucking losing it about me parking in a handicap spot and is now dumbfounded and obviously a bit shamed and as I pullout I yell "Hey, ******* look" and point at the ground. I wasn't in a handicap spot.

Guy is probably still crying.