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  1. #226
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    <CrunchyNuts> k, this is scary. Playing this SnG, I keep hearing dwarfman's voice in my head. Insanity can be all that comes from this.
    <dwarfman> rofl
    <dwarfman> hey but my voice is sexy!
    <CrunchyNuts> No comment
    <dwarfman>
  2. #227
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    <dwarfman> i'm gonna get banned from #twoplustwo
    <dwarfman> * Mr-McSexy feels sexy
    <dwarfman> * Mr-McSexy feels sexy
    <dwarfman> * Mr-McSexy feels sexy
    <dwarfman> <HawkWYNN> please op so I can ban gays
    <Estrop> lol
    <dwarfman> * You were kicked from #twoplustwo by HawkWYNN (Mr-McSexy)
    <dwarfman> -
    <dwarfman> #twoplustwo unable to join channel (address is banned)
  3. #228
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    <Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy said, "good"
    <Muxy`turbo> *** FLOP *** [Jc Td 5d]
    <Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy said, "bad"
    <Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy said, "no diamonds"
    <Muxy`turbo> *** TURN *** [Jc Td 5d] [4s]
    <Muxy`turbo> *** RIVER *** [Jc Td 5d 4s] [8d]
    <Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy said, "no diamond!!!!!!!"
    <Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy said, "GAH!!!!!!!"
    <Muxy`turbo> *** SHOW DOWN ***
    <Muxy`turbo> GAH!!!!!!!
    <Muxy`turbo> 5th
    <Muxy`turbo> fuck
    <Muxy`turbo> A7s>AQo
    <Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: ****ing fish
    <Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: A7s
    <Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: you suck
    <Muxy`turbo> ponchobird68: i didnt know you went allin
    <Muxy`turbo> ponchobird68: i was goin to try to steal blinds im sorry
    <Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: oh i thought you were dumb, now your just retarded
    <Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: you cant even ****ign read
    <Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: call his all in
    <Muxy`turbo> Dealer: Game #1997214910: jrv131 wins pot (500)
    <Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: or raise
    <Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: you a dumb dumb?
    <Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: That aint no fu c k ing blind steal dumbdumb
    <Muxy`turbo> ponchobird68: im playing two tables
    <Muxy`turbo> ponchobird68: it popped up
    <Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: good accuse fishj
    <Peja16> muxy u in a game now?
    <Muxy`turbo> yes 6.50 turbos
    <Muxy`turbo> on stars
    <Peja16> whats ur name on stars if u dont mind
    <Muxy`turbo> wow Peja
    <dwarfman> rofl
    <wiwwe> gaylord
  4. #229
    Wow i realized it like 10 minutes after, you didn;t have to shit on me, you coulda just helped a retard out u know?
  5. #230
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    all in fun man, relax.
  6. #231
    <Muxy`turbo> what are firsts in these sng's
    <mgobluefb> money?
    <Muxy`turbo> no fucking woodchips
    <Muxy`turbo> idiot
  7. #232
    Page 5 is turning out to be like Fillmaff 5, you expect it to be exciting because of the other pages but when you actually see it.. It's really not that good.
  8. #233
    Quote Originally Posted by Estrop
    Page 5 is turning out to be like Fillmaff 5, you expect it to be exciting because of the other pages but when you actually see it.. It's really not that good.
  9. #234
    <arkana> goddammit i think i have carpal tunnel from chip shuffling
    <arkana> either that or i wank too much...
  10. #235
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    ...Page 5 needs some good quotes.
  11. #236
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    <DoGGz_food> You, are a rock
    <dwarfman> i think GT+ does improve your game
    <Muxy> And doggz your full of shit
    <Muxy> touche
    <dwarfman> GT+ just diaplays stats, it's up to you to interpret the stats and make good plays according to the information you have interpreted
    <DoGGz_food> and Muxy I can out debate you any day, sorry
    <Muxy> I know
    <Muxy> pwned
  12. #237
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    * DoGGz_food moves over to 2+2 with intelligent discussion...
  13. #238
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    <cypher4235> how do i change my nickname to my FTR name? lol
    <grkn> Type "/nick FTRName"
    <ake> heylo
    * cypher4235 is now known as FTRName
  14. #239
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    <Muxy> summer school -EV
    <DoGGz_10> why do you have summer school?
    <Muxy> Um because I failed
    <Muxy> duh
    <Muxy> do you lack common sense?
  15. #240
    Muxy please.
  16. #241
    DoGGz Guest
    ok ok I join IRC and now all this is about me....
  17. #242
    DoGGz Guest
    <Mux`phone> Her: Bad ever since you started lying to me. ^picks up tone a bit^ why are you lying now.
    <mgobluefb> Her: "There are large pauses in our conversation. Are you typing it out in IRC?"
  18. #243
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    <boostNslide> dmmmmmmmmman
    <boostNslide> no hello for boost?
    <LeFou> hello boots
    <boostNslide> I WANTED A HELLO FROM DWAFY
    <boostNslide> NOT YOU LEPOO!
    * LeFou is now known as dwarfy
    <dwarfy> hello boots
    * dwarfy is now known as LeFou
    <boostNslide> ty dwarfy.
    <dwarfman> yw
  19. #244
    DoGGz Guest
    <mgobluefb> you guys are in the hot seat
    <mgobluefb> ** begin mgobluefb hotseat **
    <mgobluefb> 50NL
    <mgobluefb> 6max
    <mgobluefb> party
    <DoGGz_8> fold
    <mgobluefb> ok
    <mgobluefb> ** end hotseat **
  20. #245
    ‹@ake› Martin and Cecilia's bf are both out
    ‹@ake› FUCKING CRAP
    ‹wiwwe› he made chip shuffling while we were at it
    ‹wiwwe› AHW
    ‹wiwwe› SHE
    ‹wiwwe› ffs
    ‹wiwwe› goddamn ake
  21. #246
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    [15:30] * realgenius has joined #flopturnriver
    [15:31] <realgenius> hello?
    [15:32] <realgenius> *check* *check 1 2* Is this thing on?
    [15:32] <realgenius> echo
    [15:32] <dwarfman> no, you're not connected, sorry
    [15:33] <realgenius> damn
    [15:33] <realgenius> sorry, my first time ever in this IRC world
    [15:34] <dwarfman> that's ok, you just need to reconnect and all should be fine
    [15:34] * realgenius has left #flopturnriver
    [15:34] <dwarfman> hahaha
    [15:35] * realgenius has joined #flopturnriver
    [15:35] <dwarfman> that's better
    [15:35] <realgenius> whoo hoo
    [15:35] <realgenius> so if I wasnt connected, how could you talk to me??
    [15:36] <dwarfman> oh i couldn't see you talking
    [15:36] <dwarfman> i could see you weren't connected and i was talking on mere assumption
    [15:36] <realgenius> interesting
  22. #247
    Quote Originally Posted by Estrop
    <rippyfillmaff> Hi Cyndy by the way...we havent 'met'...Im Rippy
    <rippyfillmaff> havent seen you before
    <Cyndy_Lou> wow thats a lot better than who the fuck is cyndy lou
    <rippyfillmaff> wanna cyber ?

    hahahahahah
  23. #248
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    [05:37] <ripptyde> my dick is still hard from that hand
    [05:37] <TylerK> ...
    [05:37] <grkn> ...
  24. #249
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    <TheAmoeba> I'd love to be a poker broadcaster
    <TheAmoeba> announcer dude
    <TheAmoeba> cause I've always wanted to yell with excitement
    <TheAmoeba> "He has 2Jo!"
    <Symbolic> omg
    <Symbolic> i love it
    <Symbolic> 2jo
    <Symbolic> that'll be called the lonely mans hand
    TrapperAB: you know, I really should have named myself after the mandibles of a homeless person
  25. #250
    07:14 Hawklet: haha did you all read bailey's post in the Community
    07:14 Hawklet: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?t=15139
    07:15 DoGGz_1123: lol bailey got banned
    07:15 DoGGz_1123: rofl
    07:15 dwarfy1123: bailey got banned?!
    07:15 loanhorse: lol
    07:15 Hawklet: haha is all your fault
    07:15 loanhorse: hey dwarfy
    07:16 DoGGz_1123: Bailey got banned from all of quakenet
    07:16 mgobluefb1123: how did bailey get banned
    07:16 Hawklet: when he put 1123 at the end of his name
    07:16 Hawklet: since everyone else had it
    07:16 mgobluefb1123: ok
    07:16 Hawklet: they thought it was a trogen

    ---

    07:22 *** loanhorse is now known as loanhorse1223.
    07:22 *** loanhorse1223 has signed off IRC (G-lined).
    07:22 spino1i: lolol
    07:22 dwarfy1123: wow
    07:22 mgobluefb1123: ROTFL
    07:22 spino1i: hahhahahh
    07:22 dwarfy1123: owned
    07:22 mgobluefb1123: it happened again
    07:22 mgobluefb1123: ROTFL

    ---

    07:24 *** HawkletII23 is now known as Hawklet1123.
    07:24 *** Hawklet1123 has signed off IRC (G-lined).
    07:24 dwarfy1123: OH MY GOD
    07:24 dwarfy1123: rofl
    07:24 spino1i: hahah
    07:24 spino1i: bummmmer
    07:24 mgobluefb1123: omfg


    Final Gauntlet Standings: 5th, Money Won: $128.97, Points: 195.30
  26. #251
    Quote Originally Posted by mgobluefb
    07:24 *** HawkletII23 is now known as Hawklet1123.
    07:24 *** Hawklet1123 has signed off IRC (G-lined).
    07:24 dwarfy1123: OH MY GOD
    07:24 dwarfy1123: rofl
    07:24 spino1i: hahah
    07:24 spino1i: bummmmer
    07:24 mgobluefb1123: omfg
    Bullies
  27. #252
    Bailey Guest
    happened to me too! lol
  28. #253
    DoGGz Guest
    <Muxy`food> and the asians that play the 5000 heads up matches
    <Bailey> asians
    <Bailey> lol
    <Bailey> how doyou know they are asians
    <Bailey> do they hit the buttons really fast
  29. #254
    Guest
    [22:57] <scN00bJack> my balls are gravity defying
    [22:58] <gutshot> cuz they havent dropped yet
  30. #255
    Guest
    [04:56] <Muxy`brb> Who ever runs a corner store and is blind
    [04:56] <Muxy`brb> is retarded
    [04:56] <grkn> or blind
  31. #256
    Guest
    [05:38] <DoGGz_> I hope my sister dies
    [05:38] <Bailey> thats not very nice
    [05:38] <grkn> that's not nice
    [05:38] <bair> thats not nice
    [05:38] <Muxy`brb> that is not nice thing to say
    [05:39] <dwarfman> thats just not nice
  32. #257
    DoGGz Guest
    <DoGGz_> I just got done with her telling me I'm throwing my life away
    <DoGGz_> Yea
    <DoGGz_> "I've seen friends throw their life savings away"
  33. #258
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    <BigRed1123> i'm going to be a virgin forever

    -'rilla
  34. #259
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    [13:14] <BigRed1123> i'm dwarfman
    [13:14] <rillaofthenile> That's a nice fish
    [13:14] <BigRed1123> i post pictures of my desktop
    [13:14] <BigRed1123> i'm going to be a virgin forever

    out of context, whore
    LOL OPERATIONS
  35. #260
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    <BigRed1123> dwarfman B==D
    <BigRed1123> bigred B============D
    <dwarfman> what does BD mean?

    -'rilla
  36. #261
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    continued

    [13:40] * BigRed1123 bangs head against wall
    [13:40] <dwarfman> wtf is BD?!
    [13:41] <elanto> b<a
    [13:41] <elanto>
    [13:41] <mgobluefb> it's a penis
    [13:41] <dwarfman> oh lol
    [13:41] <dwarfman> i see
    LOL OPERATIONS
  37. #262
    [23:16] <JFISH> so im just gay


    Final Gauntlet Standings: 5th, Money Won: $128.97, Points: 195.30
  38. #263
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    <JFISH> RILLA
    <JFISH> + ME
    <a1123lbgorilla> NO
    <JFISH> plz
    <a1123lbgorilla> ONLY THX AND CYNDY GET +
    <JFISH> (((
    <JFISH> i <3 you
    <a1123lbgorilla> CUZ SHE HAS BOOBS
    <JFISH> hahahahha
    <JFISH> i laughed at your joke
    <JFISH> + me?

    -'rilla
  39. #264
    <Hydroseeds> I went to pee before my SnG started
    <Hydroseeds> come back and I'm about to time out - I see AA
    <Hydroseeds> see
    <Hydroseeds> pokerstars purposely does that
    <Hydroseeds> they knew I was peein


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  40. #265
    Guest
    [18:55] <jfish> graverobbing is fun
  41. #266
    Guest
    [15:46] <ake> smallish field in the 30+3
    [15:46] <ake> I wanna play it..
    [15:46] <ake> but I need food
    [15:46] <dwarfman> order pizza?
    [15:46] <ake> I don't have the number for any delivery pizza places
    [15:46] <dwarfman> you know why?
    [15:47] <ake> besides i've eaten that kind of crap 3 days in a row
    [15:47] <dwarfman> because sweden haven't invented pizza
    [15:47] <dwarfman> NOR HAVE THEY INVENTED PHONES
    [15:47] <dwarfman> NOR COMPUTERS
    [15:47] <dwarfman> HAHAHAHAHA
    [15:47] <ake> fuck
    [15:47] <ake> you're right!
    [15:47] * ake has left #flopturnriver
  42. #267
    [12:15] <dwarfman> i have wireless and it never goes down
    [12:15] <dwarfman> i frequently sit in my garden with my laptop and a peniscolada


    Final Gauntlet Standings: 5th, Money Won: $128.97, Points: 195.30
  43. #268
    [03:30]< dwarfman> why is there one grey state in america on google earth?
    [03:30] <dwarfman> its... grey
    [03:30] <mgobluefb> whi state is it dman
    [03:30] <mgobluefb> which*
    [03:30] <dwarfman> chicago i think
    [03:31] <mgobluefb> rotfl
    [03:31] <dwarfman> no sorry
    [03:31] <dwarfman> indianapolis
    [03:31] <mgobluefb> lmfao


    Final Gauntlet Standings: 5th, Money Won: $128.97, Points: 195.30
  44. #269
    This happened a week or so ago, and I can't believei didn't post it before.

    [22:24] <Fleece> haha xtreme suxed out 2wice to win
    [22:24] <Fleece> AQ > KK KQ > AQ
    [22:24] <Muxy> your mother sucked me off, to win my heart?
    [22:24] <a500lbgorilla> Those were like 50k suckouts
    [22:24] <Muxy> hah.
    [22:24] <Fleece> muxy i keep telling u my mom isnt that snowman outside ur house
    [22:24] <Fleece> =\
    [22:25] <Muxy> That is funny cause i dont have snow outside of my house
    [22:25] <Muxy> wonderful weather in fact
    [22:25] <Muxy> 30+
    [22:25] <Muxy> good +EV weather
    [22:25] <Fleece> lol
    [22:25] <Fleece> lieer
    [22:25] <Fleece> u live in a eskimo
    [22:26] <Muxy> AHAHAH your a dumb aussie
    [22:26] <Muxy> an eskimo is a PERSON
    [22:26] <Muxy> you idiot
  45. #270
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    <jfish> donna?
    <grkn> peer is an asshole
  46. #271
    <vaks`> im building a Bankroll thank u
    <bair> why dont u just deposit some fucking money
    <bair> do you live in a fucking foster home
  47. #272
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    * Santa_Claus was kicked by dwarfy`afk (you don't exist)
  48. #273
    Guest
    [03:46] <soupie> um hello
    [03:46] <mgobluefb> no you're stupid
    [03:46] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
    [03:46] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
    [03:46] <dwarfy`afk> no you're stupid
    [03:47] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
    [03:47] <mgobluefb> no you're stupid
    [03:47] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
    [03:47] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
    [03:47] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
    [03:47] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
    [03:47] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
    [03:47] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
    [03:47] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
    [03:47] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
    [03:47] <scgolfer> hi soupie how in the heck are ya
  49. #274
    <jshark> im going to kill myself...
    <jshark> do you guys not care?
    <ake> no
    <bair> i care
    <wiwwe> go for it
    <wiwwe> but quit irc first if someone is that stupid to want your nick name
  50. #275
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    <mgobluefb> hi
    <mgobluefb> ok guys
    <mgobluefb> in 20 mins
    <mgobluefb> you are going to see pics of me
    * ake leaves
    <mgobluefb> lol
    * nme stabs out his eyes
  51. #276
    <wiwwe> i've already burned 6 cd's of porn
    <wiwwe> <3
    <wiwwe> gay porn.
    <wiwwe> outrageous gay porn.
    <wiwwe> german. firemen.
  52. #277
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    <bmxicle> is it possible to like compress winrar within itself, and then compress that copy within itself and so on?
    <bmxicle> until it doesn't exist?
  53. #278
    <Bailey> that hurt
    <Bailey> seriously
    <Bailey> bye
    * Bailey has left #flopturnriver
    <JSHARK> NO
    <JSHARK> WTF
    <JSHARK> he left?
    <ake> nice work
    <ake> asshole
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    <ake> sup?
    <Bailey> I forgot my hat
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  54. #279
    Guest
    [16:39] <dwarfman> ROFL
    [16:39] <dwarfman> oh my god
    [16:39] <dwarfman> some guy just rang asking for my dad
    [16:39] <dwarfman> he's not in
    [16:39] <Estrop> ROFL
    [16:39] <ake> LOL!
    [16:39] <dwarfman> i gave him my dad's mobile number
    [16:39] <jfish> LOOOOL
    [16:39] <ake> ROOOFL
  55. #280
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    [11:46] <dwarfman> me B=============D
    [11:46] <dwarfman> bigred B=======================D
    [11:46] <jfish> whats bd?
    [11:46] <dwarfman> shit held = too long
    [11:46] <dwarfman> hahaha
    [11:46] <dwarfman> BigRed B===D
    [11:46] <BigRed> LOL OWNED
    LOL OPERATIONS
  56. #281
    <bair> JUST BECAUSE WE JACK EACH OTHER OFF DOESNT MEAN WE ARE FAGS
    75% of online poker players believe they are better than 75% of the other online poker players

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  57. #282
    <BigRed> dude trance is awesome
    <BigRed> i want to like do ecstasy
    <BigRed> and then use that as an excuse to grind on all my guy friends
  58. #283
    <Estrop> the day this country makes a tunnel to france
    <Estrop> is the day this country goes to shit
    <Estrop> show me the tunnel and I'll show you a bomb
  59. #284
    [15:14] <dwarfman> brb gonna give my cat some love
  60. #285
    Guest
    [21:54] <mgobluefb> n,e
    [21:55] <mgobluefb> m,e
    [21:55] <mgobluefb> nme*
    [21:55] <mgobluefb> let's fighdt
    [21:55] <mgobluefb> giht*
    [21:55] <mgobluefb> fight*
  61. #286
    [15:16] <Bailey2> so elanto... how big is your tree house?
    [15:17] <elanto> one of the best in the neighberhood
    [15:17] <elanto> its neer this cool canopy
    [15:17] <elanto> so we get shade
    [15:17] <elanto> still
    [15:17] <jfish> shade isnt cheap in colombia
    [15:17] <elanto> the pumas kill one or two villagers a day
    [15:17] <jfish> haha
    [15:17] <elanto> yeah we havent figured out how to makle sharp sticks
    [15:18] <elanto> we throw coconuts at them but it isnt enough
    [15:18] <Bailey2> ever walk through the jungle and find guys with ak47s growing drugs?
    [15:18] <elanto> yeah i live sorrounded vy crop field
  62. #287
    <ake> Estrop hasn't left his computer in 4 months
    <ake> during which he has played 1.3 million hands
    <ake> and made almost $400


    edit:

    <Estrop> no I made $500
    <Estrop> and once I saw the sun
    <Estrop> time flies when your locked in a basement
  63. #288
    <ake> jfish hasn't left his computer in 4 months
    <ake> during which he has played 13 hands
    <ake> and made almost $4


    edit:

    <jfish> no I made $5
    <jfish> and once I saw the sun
    <jfish> time flies when your locked in a basement
  64. #289
    Quote Originally Posted by Estrop
    <ake> jfish hasn't left his computer in 4 months
    <ake> during which he has played 13 hands
    <ake> and made almost $4


    edit:

    <jfish> no I made $5
    <jfish> and once I saw the sun
    <jfish> time flies when your locked in a basement

    seriously, i hate you.
  65. #290
    Guest
    [01:57] <lambchopdc> i need to win one of these tourneys, it sucks going out in 9th when 1st is $3500
    [01:57] <jfish> 3500 is nothing
    [01:57] <jfish> if somebody gave me 3500 id burn it
    [01:57] <jfish> in front of starving children
    [01:57] <jfish> ohhh, no food for you!
  66. #291
    Guest
    [21:31] <dwarfman> What do you call a man with half a brain?
    [21:31] <dwarfman> Hydroseeds.
    [21:31] <Hydroseeds> I dont get it
    [21:31] <dwarfman> exactly
  67. #292
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    Not IRC but still hilarious.

    TylerK: I saw this show last night about like tribal dudes and they all had huge wangs
    TylerK: I felt inadequate
    TylerK: either that or they all had average-sized wangs and I really AM inadequate
    BigRed: i ti saw one like it
    BigRed: except they were really small
    BigRed: which one did u see?
    TylerK: now I'm not telling you. I know what you're up to here. I see what you're about to do.
    BigRed: i just wanted to compare our non-coinciding shows
    BigRed: that we both watched that are different
    TylerK: I was watching "Huge Wangs of Africa" on the Huge Wang channel
    BigRed: werid
    BigRed: u get that too?
    BigRed: u know
    BigRed: they weren't really that big...
    BigRed: poor tyler
    BigRed: ZING
    TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
  68. #293
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    Definitly one of the funniest things i've read in a while.

    -'rilla
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    <ake> you know what would be really cool
    <ake> if you cut off the electricity to Estrop's house
    <ake> he'd die in like 1 week
    <ake> seriously
    <ake> he'd be sitting in the dark tapping his mouse and keyboard
    <ake> until he died
  70. #295
    <Estrop> actually waxing your balls doesn't hurt as much as you'd think
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    Dwarfman reading from his diary

    The hard knock life in Kent, United Kingdom

    [15:11] <dwarfman> Thursday 26th September 2002: Had a massive argument with my dad because he is watching golf tomorrow so i won't be able to watch Sabrina the Teenage Witch.


    What the hell!!

    [15:15] <dwarfman> Friday 11th October 2002: I think i have just found out something today. I might be gay in later life.
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    [17:26] * actiondavidk has joined #flopturnriver
    [17:27] <dwarfman> hi actiondavidk
    [17:27] * D3scride has joined #flopturnriver
    [17:27] <mgobluefb> hi actiondavidk
    [17:27] <dwarfman> hi D3scride
    [17:27] <D3scride> hey dman
    [17:27] <mgobluefb> hi D3scride
    [17:27] <D3scride> hey mgo
    [17:27] <mgobluefb> hi dwarfman
    [17:27] <dwarfman> hi mgobluefb
    [17:28] <Hydroseeds> hi actiondavidk
    [17:28] <Hydroseeds> hi dwarfman
    [17:28] <Hydroseeds> hi mgobluefb
    [17:28] <dwarfman> hi Hydroseeds
    [17:28] <mgobluefb> hi Hydroseeds
    [17:28] <Hydroseeds> hiD3scride
  74. #299
    <Estrop> why did jfish cross the road?
    <jfish> no.
    <jfish> dont finish this joke.
    <jfish> no.
    <jfish> NO.
    <vaks`> finish
    <vaks`> pls
    <vaks`> for teh vaks
    <Estrop> he was stapled to the baby
    <jfish> ..
    <Estrop> I mean the chicen
    <vaks`> OOOOOOOOOH
    <lambchopdc> wtf estrop?
    <Estrop> CHICKEN
    <Estrop> STAPLED
    <Estrop> FUCK YOU
  75. #300
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    [17:47] <UncleBud> assmonkies!
    [17:48] <mgobluefb> hi UncleBud
    [17:49] <UncleBud> howyou
    [17:49] <mgobluefb> good, you
    [17:49] <UncleBud> pardonthelackofspaces,butIbrokemyspacebaraftergett ingsuckedouton
    [17:49] <UncleBud> imgood
    [17:49] <jfish> uh are you being serious
    [17:50] <UncleBud> yeah,youthinkIwoulddothisjusttobeajerk?
    [17:51] <jfish> maybe?
    [17:51] <UncleBud> no
    [17:51] <UncleBud> iwouldntdosuchathing
    [17:51] <UncleBud> thatwouldbeshitty
    [17:52] <UncleBud> analbumcover
    [17:52] <Jimmy_mac> use.full.stops
    [17:52] <grkn`afk> UB, I've done that before
    [17:52] <UncleBud> good.idea
    [17:52] <UncleBud> thats.better
    [17:52] <UncleBud> full.stops
    [17:52] <UncleBud> you.brits.are.funny
    [17:53] <Jimmy_mac> wtf u call them
    [17:53] <UncleBud> period
    [17:53] <Jimmy_mac> ohh yeah
    [17:53] <UncleBud> or.decimal
    [17:53] <jfish> haha full stops
    [17:53] <jfish> havent heard that in ages
    [17:53] <Robert_> yay final table in the $500 garanteed freeroll on EP
    [17:53] <Robert_>
    [17:54] <jfish> jimmy mac!
    [17:54] <edudlive> anyone else gonna play in the $1 FO?
    [17:54] <edudlive>
    [17:54] <edudlive> nice! AK in EP
    [17:55] <jfish> hi edud
    [17:55] <jfish> whats going on
    [17:55] <edudlive> hey fish
    [17:55] <edudlive> just playing some 10NL
    [17:55] <UncleBud> oh cool
    [17:55] <UncleBud> check this out
    [17:55] <UncleBud> I can space
    [17:55] <edudlive> this guy
    [17:55] <UncleBud> by pressing ctrl-alt-del
    [17:55] <edudlive> "Maniac777" is living up to his name
    [17:55] <UncleBud> twice
    [17:56] <UncleBud> try it
    [17:56] <jfish> cool it works for me too
    [17:56] <n00bJack`MOHAA> how does bodog bonus work? how many pts per bonus dollar?
    [17:56] <UncleBud> edud are you on XP?
    [17:56] <dwarfman> what does 'space' mean?
    [17:56] <jfish> actually im just pressing the shutdown key on my tower
    [17:56] <edudlive> i have linux
    [17:56] <jfish> apparently that also is a spacebar
    [17:56] <dwarfman> UncleBud: what does space mean?
    [17:56] <UncleBud> space?
    [17:56] <UncleBud> its the final frontier
    [17:56] <dwarfman> [23:53] <UncleBud> I can space
    [17:57] <dwarfman> wtf?
    [17:57] <UncleBud> my space bar is busted
    [17:57] <UncleBud> but i found a way to space without it
    [17:57] <dwarfman> ou can space by 2x ctrl+alt+del? wow call
    [17:57] <dwarfman> *cool
    [17:57] <UncleBud> try it
    [17:57] <dwarfman> ok
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