Offical IRC quotes thread.

[SixT-4]

Aha, lambchop you tard.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

<midas06> YES
<midas06> aok is first
<midas06> !!11
<BigRed> in what
<BigRed> what's his sn
<midas06> most hated
<BigRed> oh lol

[boost]

<niChuuu[FUKD]> sarahhh u nekkid ?

[bigred]

[10:53] <BigRed> ake
[10:53] <BigRed> are u ever not on irc
[10:53] <ake> haha
[10:53] <BigRed> like, do u live at home
[10:53] <ake> n
[10:53] <BigRed> and never leave
[10:53] <MannerBoy> he used to work as a comedian
[10:53] <MannerBoy> but they fire him
[10:53] <ake> im in a wheelchari
[10:53] <MannerBoy> so he start play poker
[10:53] <ake> brb poker
[10:53] <BigRed> fired him*
[10:53] <BigRed> started*
[10:54] <BigRed> to
[10:54] <MannerBoy> u know what ?
[10:54] <MannerBoy> i wish u was in the twin towers
[10:54] <BigRed> CHICKENBUTT
[10:54] <MannerBoy> when we bombed u
[10:54] <MannerBoy> asshole
[10:54] <BigRed> were" in the twin towers
[10:54] <BigRed> were*
[10:54] <BigRed> thx mannerboy
[10:54] <MannerBoy> go eat mcdonalds
[10:54] <BigRed> ur thirdworld insults don't hurt me
[10:54] <BigRed> u already said that one
[10:55] <MannerBoy> and watch ur back , maybe ur vise president shoot u
[10:55] <BigRed> vice* president will*
[10:55] <MannerBoy> u are my online dictionary
[10:55] * BigRed is now known as MB_Grammar_Chec
[10:56] * MB_Grammar_Chec is now known as MBGrammarCheck
[10:56] <MannerBoy> u have msn ? because im cyber with ur sister
[10:56] <MBGrammarCheck> I will cyber*
[10:56] <MannerBoy> fuck them all
[10:56] <MannerBoy> u and aok sux
[10:56] * MannerBoy has quit IRC (Quit)
[10:56] <MBGrammarCheck> suck*

[midas06]

[22:22] <Triptizzles> ru playng limit?
[22:22] <midas06> not atm
[22:22] <Triptizzles> o ok
[22:22] <Triptizzles> cuz limit
[22:22] <Triptizzles> =
[22:22] <midas06> awesome?
[22:22] <Triptizzles> just one long 3 outter
[22:23] <midas06> yeah
[22:23] <Triptizzles> yeah lee jones presses f3
[22:23] <Triptizzles> alot

[lambchopdc]

[09:37] <akesson> FOSDMFGSDKLn
[09:37] <akesson> http://profiles.yahoo.com/*****************
[09:37] <akesson> WTF
[09:37] <akesson> NO
[09:37] <akesson> NO
[09:37] <akesson> NO
[09:37] <akesson> NO
[09:37] <BigRed> HOLY SHIT
[09:37] <BigRed> MY EYES
[09:37] <BigRed> I RIPPED THEM OUT
[09:37] <lambchop> THERE SHE BE
[09:37] <BigRed> AND LIT THEM ON FIRE
[09:38] <akesson> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhadjfasnbkj
[09:38] <BigRed> OMG
[09:38] <akesson> a0+0+sja..
[09:38] <BigRed> SOMEONE KILL ME
[09:38] <akesson> wow
[09:38] <BigRed> WE'RE IN A HELL LIKE DIMENSON OF PAIN
[09:38] <akesson> no wonder shes such a bitch
[09:38] <BigRed> I CANT' SEVEN SEE THE KEYBOARD
[09:38] <BigRed> I NEED VRIALLE
[09:38] <akesson> if I looked like that I would be a bitch too
[09:38] <BigRed> I NBEED BAAILLE
[09:38] <akesson> okay..
[09:38] <akesson> now who will do the deed?
[09:38] <BigRed> MEY EYES
[09:38] <BigRed> OMG
[09:38] <BigRed> WHERE DID THE LIGHT DO
[09:38] <boost> ********************
[09:38] <akesson> nah not her
[09:38] <akesson> look boost
[09:38] <boost> if you have myspace you can look to see if hse has more pics
[09:38] <boost> that is her
[09:38] <akesson> http://profiles.yahoo.com/************
[09:38] <boost> yah.. thats her..
[09:38] <boost> I dont evne wanna click
[09:38] <boost> but *************
[09:38] <boost> is her too
[09:38] <akesson> yeah you posted the wrong link
[09:39] <akesson> h
[09:39] <akesson> thats a 24 year old girl from NY
[09:39] <boost> is it?
[09:39] <boost> hmm
[09:39] <boost> lies?
[09:39] <akesson> look at it
[09:39] <boost> pj
[09:39] <boost> oh
[09:39] <boost> you are right
[09:39] <boost> jeus
[09:39] <boost> I suck
[09:39] <boost> well done then
[09:39] <akesson> okay someone post the pic
[09:39] <akesson> *****************
[09:39] <akesson> man shes ugly
[09:39] <akesson> fat
[09:39] <akesson> ginger
[09:40] <akesson> pale
[09:40] <akesson> glasse
[09:40] <BigRed> GUYS SERIOUSLY
[09:40] <BigRed> I BURNED MY EYES OUT
[09:40] <akesson> hahaha
[09:40] <BigRed> I'M HOPING U CAN READ THIS
[09:40] <BigRed> CALL THE POLICE
[09:40] <BigRed> GET HWELP
[09:40] <BigRed> oh damn
[09:40] <boost> HAHHAH
[09:40] <BigRed> i typed that out with eyes close
[09:40] <boost> dude...
[09:40] <BigRed> that was good
[09:40] <boost> I was on vent when I first saw that shit
[09:40] <BigRed> i'm proud of myself
[09:40] <boost> dude..
[09:40] <boost> aks like muxy
[09:41] <boost> and those guys
[09:41] <boost> I was going balasitic..
[09:41] <boost> I screamed like a lil girl when I first clicekd
[09:41] <boost> HAHAHAHHA
[09:41] <lambchop> i warned u guys
[09:41] <boost> I really wanna post it..
[09:41] <akesson> ********************
[09:41] <boost> I just cnat..
[09:41] <boost> its wrong..
[09:41] <boost> THE CLEVAGE SHOT!
[09:41] <lambchop> big red
[09:42] <boost> I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
[09:42] <boost> OH GOD!
[09:42] <lambchop> its on you
[09:42] <lambchop> share the pain
[09:42] <boost> my dick just got anti-hard
[09:42] <BigRed> omg
[09:42] <boost> like I felt it shrink up into my body
[09:42] <BigRed> my penis
[09:42] <akesson> OMFG
[09:42] <akesson> **************
[09:42] <akesson> **************
[09:42] <akesson> **************
[09:42] <akesson> OMGSDKnjkngsd
[09:42] <akesson> PLEASE
[09:42] <BigRed> i forgout about that
[09:42] <boost> HAHAH
[09:42] <BigRed> OH SHIT
[09:42] <boost> HAHAHHHAH
[09:42] <BigRed> PUT IT AWAY
[09:42] <BigRed> OH GOD
[09:42] <boost> HAHAHHHA
[09:42] <boost> ak;slhg;sakhgsd
[09:42] <boost> l;sadhg
[09:42] <boost> sdg
[09:42] <boost> ghsalgshag
[09:42] <BigRed> I THOUGH OF MY PENIS WELFARE
[09:42] <boost> ;'asdhlgas;kghsa
[09:42] <boost> ghsa'gs'agsa
[09:42] <boost> g
[09:42] <boost> lkts'
[09:42] <BigRed> AND U FUCKING POSR THAT
[09:42] <boost> gas
[09:42] <boost> asl;kgdsdl
[09:42] <boost> gs
[09:42] <boost> g;saghls
[09:42] <boost> oooooh my god
[09:42] <boost> Im hysterical over here
[09:42] <BigRed> NOT ALL THE VIAGRA IN THE WORLD CAN SAVE ME NOW
[09:43] <boost> Im having spasms
[09:43] <akesson> guys
[09:43] <akesson> it was nice knowing you all
[09:43] <akesson> Im gonna kill myself
[09:43] <akesson> bye
[09:43] <boost> I dotn blame you
[09:43] <boost> Im having trouble coping...
[09:43] <BigRed> fuck
[09:44] <BigRed> ARGGHHH
[09:44] <BigRed> conflicting feelings
[09:44] <BigRed> evilness fighting what's left of a good side in me
[09:44] <akesson> fuck
[09:44] <boost> I have exactly 1 day of music on my ipod..
[09:44] <boost> cool..
[09:44] <akesson> there goes my breakfast down the toilet
[09:44] <BigRed> luke telling me he still senses the good in me
[09:44] <akesson> SOMEONE POST THE PICTURES
[09:44] <BigRed> NOOOO
[09:44] <BigRed> don't do it
[09:44] <akesson> DO IT!
[09:54] <boost> HAHHAHAH
[09:54] <boost> ROOFLROLFORLFORLF
[09:54] <BigRed> U IRRSPONSIBLE FUCKER
[09:54] <akesson> haha
[09:54] <BigRed> MAYBE U SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT, HEY I'LL BE UNLEASHING DOOM UPON THE WORLD
[09:55] <lambchop> lol
[09:55] <BigRed> I SHOULD PROBABLY LEAVE THIS HELLSPAWN IN THE BLACK CORNERS OF HELL
[09:55] <BigRed> BUT NNOOOOO
[09:55] <boost> hahahahh
[09:55] <BigRed> U NEEDED ATTENTIION
[09:55] <BigRed> AND NOW WHAT
[09:55] <lambchop> lol
[09:55] <BigRed> NOW I'M WALKING AROUND THE ROOM
[09:55] <BigRed> BUMPING INTO FURNITURE
[09:55] <akesson> haha
[09:55] <BigRed> CAUSE I BURNED OUT MY EYES
[09:55] <boost> hahah
[09:56] <BigRed> U TURNED ME INTO FUCKING HELEN KLLER
[09:56] <Demi|Hungover> I'm so tired.
[09:56] <BigRed> HELLEN FUCKING KELLER
[09:56] <lambchop> lol
[09:56] <Demi|Hungover> STFU
[09:56] <Demi|Hungover> Quit yelling.
[09:56] <boost> demi..
[09:56] <Demi|Hungover> I have a hangover
[09:56] <boost> click hte link
[09:56] <akesson> HELLEN KELLER
[09:56] <boost> and youll understand.
[09:56] <akesson> I WISH I WAS HELLEN KELLER

[lambchopdc]

<BigRed> [10:05] <boost> we are gonna get the IRC logs post locked...
<BigRed> at least it will go out with a bang
<boost> br, true
<BigRed> if this thread gets locked
<BigRed> and we all get banned
<BigRed> i just want u guys to know
<BigRed> i couldn't be any more proud of you
<BigRed> *sniff*

[boost]

<BigRed> u know when we get back from classesor stealing tvs (didn't forget you boost ), the shit will have hit the fan

[lambchopdc]

<boost> Im half black, hah.. thats enough black for anyone! amirite?

[Xianti]

{Removed from FTR Community}


Received via PM:

I wasn't making anything into some irc sob story. I was answering boosts question. If that qualifies as some irc drama thats fine. I do have a question though. If there is not supposed to be any irc talk why is there still an irc quotes thread? To me that seems a bit hypocritical. If you think that by me asking this question is some drama then sorry. I simply made a post not talking badly about anyone or putting anyone down and I noticed that every reply made to the post I had made about the actions of rippy and boost and everyone else ended up with comments made about me. About how I am starting some drama by answering a question posed to me and by making a comment back to people. Maybe I am wrong or overly sensitive as I have never been anything but cussed at and bashed by people on the forums. Oh well. Nothing I can do about that. Thanks for reading this.

Cyndy

[gabe]

<ake|laptop> <- fish
<boostNslide> ^ homosexual
<ake|laptop> ^ handsome

haha

[Xianti]

{Restored from Recycle Bin per member requests}


I will now allow some IRC discussions. Please keep them cordial -- no drama!

[bikes]

yessssssss

[a500lbgorilla]

Not IRC but still hilarious.

TylerK: I saw this show last night about like tribal dudes and they all had huge wangs
TylerK: I felt inadequate
TylerK: either that or they all had average-sized wangs and I really AM inadequate
BigRed: i ti saw one like it
BigRed: except they were really small
BigRed: which one did u see?
TylerK: now I'm not telling you. I know what you're up to here. I see what you're about to do.
BigRed: i just wanted to compare our non-coinciding shows
BigRed: that we both watched that are different
TylerK: I was watching "Huge Wangs of Africa" on the Huge Wang channel
BigRed: werid
BigRed: u get that too?
BigRed: u know
BigRed: they weren't really that big...
BigRed: poor tyler
BigRed: ZING

Golden lulz

[Galapogos]

It's back! It's baaaaaack! And it's still as good as I remember it! Next stop, the true Randomness thread.

[dranger7070]

[18:32] <Stax1> How about you step on another frog you fucktard!
[18:32] <dranger> i was 7 imo
[18:32] <Stax1> Go throw another puppy off the cliff!
[18:32] <dranger> i havent done that in a long time

[kingnat]

Not IRC but still hilarious.

TylerK: I saw this show last night about like tribal dudes and they all had huge wangs
TylerK: I felt inadequate
TylerK: either that or they all had average-sized wangs and I really AM inadequate
BigRed: i ti saw one like it
BigRed: except they were really small
BigRed: which one did u see?
TylerK: now I'm not telling you. I know what you're up to here. I see what you're about to do.
BigRed: i just wanted to compare our non-coinciding shows
BigRed: that we both watched that are different
TylerK: I was watching "Huge Wangs of Africa" on the Huge Wang channel
BigRed: werid
BigRed: u get that too?
BigRed: u know
BigRed: they weren't really that big...
BigRed: poor tyler
BigRed: ZING

Golden lulz

YES!!!!!! Xianti makes me teh happy.

[Xianti]

Next stop, the true Randomness thread.

Beg Lukie.

[spoonitnow]

Finally.

[mbiz]

(7:30:55 PM) dranger: god
(7:30:58 PM) dranger: why are porno dudes
(7:31:01 PM) dranger: always so fucking weird looking
(7:31:03 PM) dranger: like god damn
(7:31:07 PM) dranger: i personally feel
(7:31:08 PM) martyb: so normal chumps
(7:31:10 PM) dranger: that im like
(7:31:11 PM) martyb: think they can score the chick
(7:31:18 PM) martyb: eg
(7:31:20 PM) dranger: at least as good lookinga s the average
(7:31:23 PM) martyb: the sentence you are about to finish
(7:31:24 PM) dranger: porn star dude
(7:31:27 PM) martyb: = case in point
(7:31:27 PM) dranger: lol
(7:31:30 PM) dranger: FUCK
(7:31:30 PM) dranger: YOU

[bikes]

Please to read the quality of quotes on previous pages and don't add garbage to this golden thread.

[a500lbgorilla]

<Estrop> I'm making $-2.60 a hour
<Estrop> I'll be a millionaire in..
<arkana> last decade

-'rilla

God bless this thread.

[Galapogos]

Please to read the quality of quotes on previous pages and don't add garbage to this golden thread.

mbiz's made me lol pretty hard. Nonetheless, Bbickies speaks the truth.

[dranger7070]

[18:55] <dranger> my soon to be born child has a name tho
[18:55] <dranger> since i fuck without a condom
[18:55] <@spoonitnow> mr anger
[18:55] <@spoonitnow> son of dr anger
[18:55] <dranger> if its a boy, im naming it Jesse Eddleman Ranger
[18:55] <dranger> and beating the fuck outof it from day 1
[18:55] <dranger> and never letting it learn math
[18:55] <dranger> ever
[18:55] <dranger> or poker
[18:55] <@spoonitnow> i'm laughing prettyhard atm

[BooG690]

Tacky to post your own quotes imo.

[spoonitnow]

Yeah this thread isn't for your stupid shit.

[amifat]

<BooG> who wants to give me a high five?
* BooG sticks arm out
<Imthenewfish> me
* BooG puts hand back down
<BooG> no
<BooG> not you

[mbiz]

<everyone at irc> marty you are fucking awesome!
<martyb> thanks guys!

[spoonitnow]

I found Cyndy_Lou's Facebook.

[sweetlemon69]

21:34 <@bikes> when i enjoy jersey shore
21:34 <@bikes> its far worse than me listening to beiber on occasion

[supa]

<dranger> what the fuck are you talking about Ahole?

Good times, good times.

[surviva316]

<TheLongGrind> fok canda
<@d0zer> fok u!
<TheLongGrind> rather slit my wrists
<m2m96k> lol
* TheLongGrind was kicked by d0zer (eurocunts are cunty)
<@d0zer> being able to kick people is pretty awesome from time to time
<@d0zer> not gunna lie

[bigred]

<TheLongGrind> fok canda
<@d0zer> fok u!
<TheLongGrind> rather slit my wrists
<m2m96k> lol
* TheLongGrind was kicked by d0zer (eurocunts are cunty)
<@d0zer> being able to kick people is pretty awesome from time to time
<@d0zer> not gunna lie

All these second generation IRC quotes are meh at best

[Galapogos]

All these second generation IRC quotes are meh at best

Yeah what the hell's going on here? Why aren't you people funny?

I blame rap music.

[jyms]

There is no history. They are just angry and into insults. You have to dig deep, and find the words that hurt. Saying FU or calling someone names just won't cut it. Everyone has a soft underbelly, find it.

Example, I pull up to the bank and park out front. Some guy pulls up behind my vehicle,blocking it, and is staring at me like a deranged lunatic as I walk into the bank and through the window while I am at the ATM. The car beside me pulls out of a handicap spot and he pulls in. He gets out of his car and is obviously handicapped but not a cripple, and as I am walking back to my car he screams at me "YOU DON"T LOOK HANDICAPPED!!" and I say "Nope, but you do" and get in. He goes from fucking losing it about me parking in a handicap spot and is now dumbfounded and obviously a bit shamed and as I pullout I yell "Hey, ******* look" and point at the ground. I wasn't in a handicap spot.

Guy is probably still crying.