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    Warpe has the best sig of all time.

    I would like Jack's sig more if I knew who it was???

    Wuf's sig is great the first time you see it.

    @Chelle-You're already a sexy pink kitty-Ginger's FTW

    I'm not playing hockey this year and it sucks

    When my neighbor buys me beer for watching his house while he's working in Iraq, why does he always buy the wrong kind? Should I tell him? He usually buys me at least a case (one reason for this post)

    How fast does NASA need it's next spacecraft to be to reach Mars without the public bitching about it?
    "Just cause I'm from the South don't mean I ain't got no book learnin'"

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    ...we've all learned long ago how to share the truth without actually having the truth.
  2. #5477
    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk View Post
    I just got back from the stupidest fucking "haunted house" ever.

    My friend somehow comes up with some free tickets to a haunted house. Pretty cool, right? We get there and stand in line outside for an hour and a half. They are letting 15-20 people in at a time, which I thought was odd. We get to the front and find out that the whole thing is free to everyone. As soon as I heard this my expectations dropped, but I was still hopeful. We finally get in and it's a series of terribly acted out scenes of shit like domestic violence, families torn apart by drug use, etc. Nothing 'horror' about it at all, just everyday shitty situations. You get to the last room, it's pitch black, they turn on a light and you see big crucifix's and a guy jumps on a small stage, with a complete "HA GOTCHA!" attitude, talking about how jesus christ can help us avoid all these situations etc.

    I'm so fucking pissed.

    I'm atheist and so I obviously don't like the message, but I really hate being intentionally deceived and wasting my Friday night over this fucking bullshit.

    I certainly didn't find their tactics very jesus-like.
    Sounds like an awesome story given that you now know to no longer waste time being friends with that tool
  3. #5478
    No, he was as shocked as me. He turned to walk out while I was still processing what had just happened. There was nothing at all to indicate that this was anything other than a standard haunted house.

    I woke up this morning and the first thought through my head was "dammit i'm so pissed!" I should let it go, but it really does bother me.

    I'm all for allowing people to spout off on whatever they want to whoever wants to listen (freedom of speech and all), but the audience they were targeting were people who they knew probably didn't want to hear their message or they wouldn't have hidden that it was a church putting this whole thing on.
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    As an outsider looking in, I find it great. Funny story, you got pwnd by the church.

    However, if I were in your shoes, I'd probably be livid too. Why the fuck must Christians work so hard to push their god on other people? I don't see ANY other religion doing that. It really bothers me.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    As an outsider looking in, I find it great. Funny story, you got pwnd by the church.

    However, if I were in your shoes, I'd probably be livid too. Why the fuck must Christians work so hard to push their god on other people? I don't see ANY other religion doing that. It really bothers me.
    WTF Are you crazy? Islam just built an enormous mosque on the grounds of their 9/11 conquests.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasquach991 View Post

    @Chelle-You're already a sexy pink kitty-Ginger's FTW


    heheheeheh thank you <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk View Post

    I'm so fucking pissed.

    I'm atheist and so I obviously don't like the message, but I really hate being intentionally deceived and wasting my Friday night over this fucking bullshit.

    I certainly didn't find their tactics very jesus-like.
    You should have told them that, right there and then, exactly as you told us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    Im gonna be a sexy pink kitty for halloween
    Been there, done that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    Been there, done that.
    Pics
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256 View Post
    Pics
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    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    pics with and without costume (without being nekkid ldo) for fair comparison of your relative sexiness while in costume.
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    Sorry boys, I can't be too careful. You never know who might be reading this thread.
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    What's that dark spot on your lip?
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    People of FTR, I give you Tret the parkour dog from ukraine!

    YouTube - TreT - PARKOUR DOG FROM UKRAINE
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    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000 View Post
    People of FTR, I give you Tret the parkour dog from ukraine!

    YouTube - TreT - PARKOUR DOG FROM UKRAINE
    No you don't. Drew already gave us Tret:
    http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ml#post1982832
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    No you don't. Drew already gave us Tret:
    http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ml#post1982832
    Now that I'm thinking about it, what has XTR1k ever really given us? I don't even recall his presentation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe View Post
    What's that dark spot on your lip?
    HA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe View Post
    What's that dark spot on your lip?
    omg YES
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    The Strangest End To A Football Game We've Ever Seen

    ...there are two rules unique to Canadian football that allow this bizarre game of kickball to occur. 1) If you kick the ball out of the back of the end zone, you receive one point. It's called a single, or rouge.
    2) You are allowed to advance the ball by drop-kicking it.
    When Montreal lines up for what looks to be a field goal with time running out in a tie game, they're not even necessarily trying to split the uprights. If they can get it out of the end zone (rule 1), they get a point and win the game. That's why Toronto sends a couple of defenders back.
    Since the end zone is 20 yards, and the goalposts are on the goal line, this 36-yard field goal is actually 56 yards to score a single (rule 1). The kicker doesn't have the aim for the 3 points, or the distance for the 1. The Toronto defender keeps it in play, but must get it out of the end zone, because if he's tackled there, it's still a rouge. But he sees he doesn't have the room to run.
    He kicks the ball out of his own end zone (rule 2) to avoid being tackled and losing the game. But as luck would have it, it goes directly to the Montreal placekicker. Clearly he cannot run the ball in for a touchdown. But the opportunity to score the single is still in play. He kicks it back to toward the end zone (rule 2), trying to send it out the back (rule 1).
    He again fails. But the Toronto player cannot control the ball and whiffs on his attempt to clear it out of the end zone (rule 2). There is a scramble, a Montreal player falls on it, and it's a touchdown. Montreal wins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    CFL has a different rule regarding missed field goals. The opposing team can actually catch the ball if it misses just like a punt return and carry it down the field.
    However, if he gets tackled in his endzone, then the team that kicked will get one point. Because the game was tied, they had to make damn sure that they got the ball out of the endzone.
  24. #5499
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe View Post
    The Strangest End To A Football Game We've Ever Seen

    ...there are two rules unique to Canadian football that allow this bizarre game of kickball to occur. 1) If you kick the ball out of the back of the end zone, you receive one point. It's called a single, or rouge.
    2) You are allowed to advance the ball by drop-kicking it.
    When Montreal lines up for what looks to be a field goal with time running out in a tie game, they're not even necessarily trying to split the uprights. If they can get it out of the end zone (rule 1), they get a point and win the game. That's why Toronto sends a couple of defenders back.
    Since the end zone is 20 yards, and the goalposts are on the goal line, this 36-yard field goal is actually 56 yards to score a single (rule 1). The kicker doesn't have the aim for the 3 points, or the distance for the 1. The Toronto defender keeps it in play, but must get it out of the end zone, because if he's tackled there, it's still a rouge. But he sees he doesn't have the room to run.
    He kicks the ball out of his own end zone (rule 2) to avoid being tackled and losing the game. But as luck would have it, it goes directly to the Montreal placekicker. Clearly he cannot run the ball in for a touchdown. But the opportunity to score the single is still in play. He kicks it back to toward the end zone (rule 2), trying to send it out the back (rule 1).
    He again fails. But the Toronto player cannot control the ball and whiffs on his attempt to clear it out of the end zone (rule 2). There is a scramble, a Montreal player falls on it, and it's a touchdown. Montreal wins.
    Yeah, what he said...
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    does any company make a 'lite' kosher salt?

    by 'lite' i'm referring to the ~half sodium chloride, ~half potassium chloride mixes that can replace table salt.

    i'd like to combine the 'lite' salt awesomeness with the cooking utility of kosher salt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    does any company make a 'lite' kosher salt?

    by 'lite' i'm referring to the ~half sodium chloride, ~half potassium chloride mixes that can replace table salt.

    i'd like to combine the 'lite' salt awesomeness with the cooking utility of kosher salt.
    I'm a kosher salt user myself but for the texture and lack of iodine as opposed to the utility of it. I guess I don't get what you mean by utility.
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    Haha! I could totally see an american watching that play just thinking what the fuck are these retards doing?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Haha! I could totally see an american watching that play just thinking what the fuck are these retards doing?
    Because we only think this when we watch Canadians play football...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    I'm a kosher salt user myself but for the texture and lack of iodine as opposed to the utility of it. I guess I don't get what you mean by utility.
    by utility it was just a poorly worded way of saying that the texture (and possibly lack of iodine?) make(s) it good for cooking.
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    Potatoes. Racquetball.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    by utility it was just a poorly worded way of saying that the texture (and possibly lack of iodine?) make(s) it good for cooking.
    K, well, sel gris sea salt has slightly lower sodium than other salts. I don't mean just sea salt, it specifically has to be sel gris from France.

    But that's expensive shit and you're probably looking for something with even less sodium, like a potassium chloride mix.

    Google "Milldown salt" from the UK. It's low sodium coarse salt. There's probably an American equivalent, not sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Now that I'm thinking about it, what has XTR1k ever really given us? I don't even recall his presentation.
    Says the one accusing me of giving him herpes 17 months ago!
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    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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  33. #5508
    <3 kosher salt when cooking. When your hands are wet or damp you can still sprinkle it just fine, while table salt would clump up and cake on your hand.
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    Tell you know a great way to turn it into $2 million by the end of the month with hardly any risk at all.
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    Burning Desperation - Video Library - The New York Times

    Not a good video to watch if you want to smile.
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    RIP Dave Neihaus, the hall of fame voice of the Mariners since day 1.

    If only I could have heard him call an M's world series game.

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    As is this: UFO
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    As is this: UFO
    I can't stop laughing at this. The dog is soooooo funny
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    So the Romans were like, "Hey Jesus, wanna hang out sometime?"
  45. #5520
    Jabu do you have any basic cake recipes that you like? I just want a light sponge cake that I can layer between whipped cream. I could pick a random recipe online but it kinda sucks going to the trouble of making something only to discover that the recipe sucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    Jabu do you have any basic cake recipes that you like? I just want a light sponge cake that I can layer between whipped cream. I could pick a random recipe online but it kinda sucks going to the trouble of making something only to discover that the recipe sucks.

    I don't do a ton of baking, I tend to lean more towards custards for deserts. A lot of bakers though will lace their cakes with either a fruit juice or a liqueur such as grande marnier. This helps to make the cake moist and flavorful. As for layering with whipped cream, that will be hard with straight whipped cream. It just doesn't really have the structure to let it stand up to any sort of weight.

    But ya, sorry I'm not much help.
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    I'll probably try a cream cheese icing or something then!

    I've never baked a cake from scratch, I'm sure it will go horribly :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    I'll probably try a cream cheese icing or something then!

    I've never baked a cake from scratch, I'm sure it will go horribly :P

    Ya, cream cheese icing would be my go to, that or some variation of a pastry cream. As for making a cake from scratch, just don't slam the oven door at any point (will cause cake to collapse) and don't over mix the batter, it will start to develop the gluten in the flour and your cake will not have a desirable texture (think of kneading bread dough... the developed gluten is desirable in bread giving it a sort of chewiness.) Oh and use the trick of inserting a toothpick into the cake to check if its done... if when you pull it out it is clean, it's done.
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    I'm not entirely sure what this is but I am entirely sure you should watch it.

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    that was nuts. Song is ok.. prob wouldn't listen to it on its own, but the video is insane.
  51. #5526
    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    Ya, cream cheese icing would be my go to, that or some variation of a pastry cream. As for making a cake from scratch, just don't slam the oven door at any point (will cause cake to collapse) and don't over mix the batter, it will start to develop the gluten in the flour and your cake will not have a desirable texture (think of kneading bread dough... the developed gluten is desirable in bread giving it a sort of chewiness.) Oh and use the trick of inserting a toothpick into the cake to check if its done... if when you pull it out it is clean, it's done.
    thanks!
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  52. #5527
    Victoria sponge recipe:

    225g butter creamed together with 225 caster sugar (plus vanilla if u want it). Add 4 eggs one at a time. Fold in 225g self raising flour*. Use milk to lighten to 'soft dropping' consistency. Bake for 180C 20-25 minutes. Should be plenty of resources online for proper techniques

    *Substitute 225g self raising flour for 70 cocoa and 175g self raising flour
    A teaspoon of baking powder will also help cake to rise
    Last edited by SaulPaul; 11-18-2010 at 05:30 PM.
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    Also i believe buttercream is the best filling for layered cakes, altho ive never made it.
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    wow I have to google like 3 things in those two lines of instructions.

    thanks! i wish someone would just make cakes for me
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    cooking is art
    baking is science
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    And science sucks.

    DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, SCIENCE!!!
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    Awww no you did not just say that to Science.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    And science sucks.

    DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, SCIENCE!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Random winge: FT points can get you a TV in the electronics section, but there are no tvs in electronics UK/Europe section, WTF! I need a tv
    Make money at poker?
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    Yay for King Felix!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk View Post
    Yay for King Felix!
    +1, he deserves it!



    Also, I'm new to twitter. When I retweet someone it just posts it with a retweet symbol in the corner. When some of the commercial places retweet something it was RT. Why?
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    just checking in guys, I'm not dead--just BUSY

    holla


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    Quote Originally Posted by SaulPaul View Post
    Also i believe buttercream is the best filling for layered cakes, altho ive never made it.

    buttercream tends to be pretty gross imo. But then again there are several cake fillings that are commonly referred to as "buttercream" yet are quite different and really have specific names that differentiate them. But even so, I tend to be a fan of alternative fillings since butter cream tends to be so heavy and overpowering.

    oh, btw.. if you want to use straight up whipped cream or another filling without much structure, you can.. but you should use fruit (sliced strawberries work really well) to give structure. The fruit will act as support beams and the filling will.. well.. fill in the open space.
    Last edited by boost; 11-19-2010 at 01:21 PM.
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    fix the economy in ten minutes. and he's absolutely right

    YouTube - The Punk Patriot Fixes The USA Economy
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    Nice video sir.
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    yeah this guy is actually really good

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    next person to post a picture picks my avatar

    (you'll have to look at it)
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    k now wtf is it
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    LOL it was my thing for draw mohammed day
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