Quote Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics View Post
wtf @ everyone having small dogs
It's called reverse psycho-morphism. Whenever a well-regulated entropic system engages an undulating dysmorphia the autonomic response converts into parasympathetic pathology. In plain English, men with small dicks make up for it by acquiring large possessions, and since everybody knows that FTR Commune posters have enormous cocks, we expect to find they choose small pets over large ones.