Hory Sheet! When did M2M get good?

Ok. Since you were the last guy to ever play any serious hands against me (seriously, waay back when) If I were going to jump back into poker what 5 things would you recommend to me to help me not suck so bad at poker any more?

What do you think of the whole vuvuzelalalalal's controversy at the World Cup?

Who's your horse for the World Cup?

American Football? Favorite team?