Randomness thread, part two.

[jyms]

shitmydadsays is one of my only twitter accounts I follow.

[Warpe]

I miss wpp.

[jyms]

Yea what will the freetrollers ask about to get the post count up to 10

[wufwugy]

Curiously, my nearly 260 wasn't even the highest

[UG]

every time I see ISF's "Anarchist" thread I read it as, "Why I am basically the Antichrist."

[Jack Sawyer]

every time I see ISF's "Anarchist" thread I read it as, "Why I am basically the Antichrist."

hahaha this!!!

[Chelle]

where did the avatars go

[a500lbgorilla]

There's an option somewhere in your profile to activate them.

[Ash256]

A mate and I were on Chatroulette drunk and we witnessed and verified two russian 18-22 lesbians doing obscene things to each other whilst wearing collars and handcuffs and shit.

Even though we only got 5 mins out of them until they Nexted us for refusing to get gay for them, I can't see how anyone's Chatroulette experience can possibly surpass what we just saw.

[Jack Sawyer]

Currently watching: Capitalism, A Love Story

Yesterday, while watching Forget Paris, there is a scene in which they tell David Robinson that his salary was $5,000,000.

One of the best centers of all time, in his prime, earning $5,000,000. That was baffling. And I have a few theories on this, and also some observations, but that is best reserved for another thread.

Back to capitalism, one thing that I have seen as a key to madness, is the expectations firms have that it will always be rosy. That's pure madness.

[wufwugy]

A mate and I were on Chatroulette drunk and we witnessed and verified two russian 18-22 lesbians doing obscene things to each other whilst wearing collars and handcuffs and shit.

Even though we only got 5 mins out of them until they Nexted us for refusing to get gay for them, I can't see how anyone's Chatroulette experience can possibly surpass what we just saw.

That was probably real, I haven't seen any trolling with that kind of scene. Beware: /b/tards and ebntards are highly dedicated to trolling chatroulette with the most disgusting things they can find. I won't post any here though. If you want to see screencaps of lots of the trolling just sign up for forum.ebaumnation then find the thread in NSFW section. If you thought goatse was bad, you've seen nothing yet....

Here's one of the more clever and badass trolling. No tags cuz it has bare titties

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/3044/o539729.jpg

[bigred]

<Luco> if a naked gay guy jumped on your back, would you leave him there or toss him off?
<nish81> uh
<nish81> probably toss him off..
<AdamThePirate> lolololol

This made me lol a lot

[Luco]

<Luco> if a naked gay guy jumped on your back, would you leave him there or toss him off?
<nish81> uh
<nish81> probably toss him off..
<AdamThePirate> lolololol

This made me lol a lot

Oh dat nish, so innocent

[givememyleg]

FBI investigates allegations webcam used to monitor student - CNN.com

FBI investigates allegations webcam used to monitor student.

Sick.

[a500lbgorilla]

The best part is they felt justified that based off pictures of a kid eating Mike N Ikes at home, that he should be punished for drug use at school. At least they didn't try to frame him for something on school grounds 'knowing' that he's popping pills at home.

[bigred]

Rilla, you ever going to get down to your peak weight of 400 lbs?

[a500lbgorilla]

I'm trying to bulk up to 600lb.

[a500lbgorilla]

Hillary Duff Teaches All Girls How To Handle Getting Engaged Boston.BarstoolSports.com

[boost]

wow, she is awesome, and that guy is my hero.

[bikes]

thats absolutely fucking hysterical

[bigspenda73]

epic, glad I finally figured out vbulletin so I could see it

[kiwiMark]

LINK ----> I'm just sayin' <------LINK

^^^ OMFG HERE IT IS IT'S A LINK ^^^


(The "Drag" arrow is pointing to the thing that resizes your window)

[a500lbgorilla]

Your website has failed and you have failed by proxy.

[boost]

Your website has failed and you have failed by proxy.

worked fine for me and was pretty awesome.

[bigspenda73]

NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euTu04297sI

I need to get on chatroulette

[givememyleg]

NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euTu04297sI

I need to get on chatroulette

hahahhaha

[Luco]

BBC NEWS | UK | 'Most unfortunate names' revealed

A list of unfortunately named people... guess which one made me lol the hardest

[bigred]

BBC? Don't bring that communist crap into this country.


STAN STILL

[wufwugy]

I knew a chick named Amanda Duer

[bigred]

BTW, if I go to the BBC page, do I have to pay for long distance internet?

[boost]

BTW, if I go to the BBC page, do I have to pay for long distance internet?

nope, but you might have to explain your treasonous browsing to a few gentlemen from the FBI.

[Warpe]

I went to school with a guy named Chris Crossing

[JKDS]

Knew a guy named Harry Trojan. Lets just say he had it rough.

[UG]

went to elementary and middle school with a Michael Hunt, he did not like being called Mike

I am also related to a Richard Johnson -- my 2nd or 3rd cousin married him

[a500lbgorilla]

I would have never thunk it possible.

Fatwa to condemn terrorism to be issued - Telegraph

[wufwugy]

I would have never thunk it possible.

Fatwa to condemn terrorism to be issued - Telegraph

More a thing of the non-extremist sect modernizing themselves than affecting the fundies in the ME and impoverished regions IMO

The real situation IMO is to see what happens with Iran. I haven't perused the issue thoroughly, but it wouldn't surprise me if they were influential enough to be the primary driver of extremism in the ME. Hopefully international policy supports the Green Revolution enough that it causes an actual revolution towards progressivism. The other option appears to be end of the line military use, but that itself will only make the existing problem much much worse for several decades due to unifying the current regime and the revolting faction against Western oppression, and thus perpetuating the most powerful source of Islam extremism

[BooG690]

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

The dude's smile at 0:07 is so damn infectious.

[bigred]

herpes is infectious, that shit is just annoying

[b-rabbit]

Yea bigred drunk spamming the com thread!!!

[a500lbgorilla]

all is right in the world

[a500lbgorilla]

The NYC Air Traffic Control Kid and Aviation Professionalism - BusinessWeek

Am I alone in thinking that this is no big deal and anyone raging about it needs to dislodge whatever they have shoved up their asses?

[kiwiMark]

l THINK MANY TRAVELLERS WOULD DISAGREE.

[boost]

I got to the end of the article, and then realized the boy was in fact not a terrorist attempting to route planes into phallic symbols of american greatness.

[wufwugy]

remember the flu shot dystonia garbage?

YouTube - Hot Cheerleader Hoax: Disorder After Flu Shot? (Video)

[a500lbgorilla]

lol attention whore

[boost]

lol the australian/british/whatever accent solidifies the lawls.

[givememyleg]

haha!

[a500lbgorilla]

YouTube - EPT Berlin Robbed by 6 armed men, live stream recording. Pokerstars version of rush poker?

EPT Berlin robbed by 6 gunmen, live.

[bigred]

Hey rilla, fuck your penguins and Cook. Dirty blind side elbow to the head

[a500lbgorilla]

I forgot the Bruins preferred hockey two-hand touch.

[a500lbgorilla]

Logorama | Entertainment

Oscar winning short film for consumer whores. Like you!

[Warpe]

I like you too.

[Chelle]

fucking cock

[BooG690]

Conan O'Brien announces a thirty date "half-assed" tour today. So ballin. Pumped to go.

Dates and tickets at www.teamcoco.com

[wufwugy]

[bigspenda73]

I need 3 FTR teammates!

The Swedish Armed Forces ? The team test

[BooG690]

^ Sick game.

[bikes]

Fish caught in the gulf. Was fun.

[BooG690]

Pics of these fish scaled, gutted, and filleted. Thank you.

[BennyLaRue]

I don't have HBO and am jealous of all you fuckers who will be watching The Pacific tonight.

Fuck you.

[BennyLaRue]

Also, my fish apparently has TB, so this is not a good day for me.

[Jack Sawyer]

I don't have HBO and am jealous of all you fuckers who will be watching The Pacific tonight.

Fuck you.

VIRUSES

wait until someone gets it up and you have no longer a need to be jealous!

[BennyLaRue]

Releaselog | RLSLOG.net

wait until someone gets it up and you have no longer a need to be jealous!

And watch it after the original broadcast like some kind of peon?!?!

Pshaw, I say.

[a500lbgorilla]

aM laboratory

I thought I posted this yesterday. Click this link. Click some boxes. Enjoy.

[UG]

LINK REMOVED BY UG

wait until someone gets it up and you have no longer a need to be jealous!

Clicked link -- viruses galore thank you

[Jack Sawyer]

Clicked link -- viruses galore thank you

hmm sorry about that, I don't know what went wrong. I never had a problem with that site fwiw, but hey, the dark side of the net can go rogue at anytime.

[Jack Sawyer]

aM laboratory

I thought I posted this yesterday. Click this link. Click some boxes. Enjoy.

verrry nice

[Warpe]

The Internet's 99 Greatest Hits:

Greg Rutter's Definitive List of The 99 Things You Should Have Already Experienced On The Internet Unless You're a Loser or Old or Something

[a500lbgorilla]

verrry nice

Quickly becoming one of the best things on the internet.

[UG]

fuck yeah, The Pacific was awesome (thanks rilla)

no hard feelings, Jack, I probably clicked on a banner or something and didn't even realize I had done it--all is good!

[UG]

can't let this thread die


ok what the fuck--when I drink large quantities of things, like water, beer, or just something I'm taking multiple gulps of, I count my gulps. If I get close to the number thirteen I drink more so I don't land on thirteen. I will even take smaller gulps to make sure I pass that fucking number, but I usually go to at least fifteen or sixteen to make for goddamn sure. why?

[wufwugy]

Goddammit UG when are you gonna stop using IE

[UG]

ok. seriously. your fucking avatar has to be removed. goddamn.

I'm posting this again because it was the last post of the last page 90, so fuck it



ok what the fuck--when I drink large quantities of things, like water, beer, or just something I'm taking multiple gulps of, I count my gulps. If I get close to the number thirteen I drink more so I don't land on thirteen. I will even take smaller gulps to make sure I pass that fucking number, but I usually go to at least fifteen or sixteen to make for goddamn sure. why?

[BooG690]

Um...why don't you just take down twelve gulps?

[jyms]

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