"Blackout" Drunk

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I have never been 'blackout' drunk. That is, I've always had a nearly perfect recollection of the preceding night's events, even when I ingest so much alcohol as to cause myself to be literally retarded and stumbling around like... well, like a retard.

One of my good friends blacks out on literally every occasion he gets super fucked-up. Which is, to say, quite often. He literally doesn't believe that in 27 years of life I've never blacked out. He even challenged me to go drink-for-drink with him recently. He blacked out after the 8th or 9th or whatever it was, I remember the entire evening. Let's just say I'm glad I live pretty close to the campus bar (I'm a grad student ldo).

Alright, so the question to you is: have you ever been 'blackout' drunk? If so, have any embarrassing / retarded events occurred, or have been related to you, after said retarded drunkenness?

Here's a link to get everyone started:

What is Blackout Drinking?

My personal favourite:

I'm a 25 years-old girl. I've been getting blackouts more and more frequently.

I often attend parties where everyone is trying to get drunk as fast as possible. I like being tipsy but I have problems with the speed in which the alcohol hits me. I'm going to have slow drinks and keep on drinking because I think I feel the effect. Then it's like a retarded effect, and all of a sudden I'm too drunk. Once I'm drunk, all I want is to drink more, even if it's not what I would normally want to do.



I used to forget some parts or details of my nights but now it's gotten to be full-on blackouts.



I'm a pretty girl but never hook up with guys because I'm shy or they say they're intimidated by me. Once I'm drunk, I'm the total opposite and will act desperate to sleep with guys. I'm even finding myself wanting to drink because it's the only way I'm going to have sex. I find that pathetic, but it's the reality.



I must have not remembered having sex at least 10 times. Once i woke up alone in my bed still wearing clothes, without my panties and there were three condoms on the floor. I felt like I've been abused, but that was probably not the case. I must have been wanting it.
Sometimes i have memory flashes of some stuff that happened. Like once I drove a car around while being totally wasted. I would never do that. I'm scared that some really bad stuff is going to happen while I'm on a blackout.



I don't want to stop partying, but I don't know how to control myself with alcohol. I also hate missing the party. I try to eat well, sleep a lot and not drink spirits, but it's not improving.



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Once i woke up alone in my bed still wearing clothes, without my panties and there were three condoms on the floor.

loolollolololololo has to be true rite.