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    I've had a tonne of blackouts. Here is my most recent experience:

    Blacked out about 3 hours from last Saturday night. I remember my approx 6th shot of tequila, I remember gagging as some fucker thought it was funny to cover my piece of lemon in salt, this was in a bar at about 1.30am, and then I remember standing outside my house with my buddy at approx 5am smoking saying I can't remember what we we're arguing about anymore so can we please stop,and then proceeding to argue with people on the internet.

    No idea what happened in the gap, but apparently I met up with some other friends, had a mini party back at my house, cleaned someone elses vomit out of my kitchen sink with my bare hands, kept playing under the boardwalk on youtube much to some of my friends annoyance (some apparently liked it), had an argument with one of my oldest friends about who could relate to blues music more and then told spoon to fuck off on the internet.

    Total alcohol consumed:
    1 pint of mead (wine made from honey, 14%)
    6 to 8 beers
    6 to 8 shots of tequila
    unknown quantity of random other drinks including vodka and brandy
    unknown quantity of fuck knows what between 1.30am and 5am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    I've had a tonne of blackouts. Here is my most recent experience:

    Blacked out about 3 hours from last Saturday night. I remember my approx 6th shot of tequila, I remember gagging as some fucker thought it was funny to cover my piece of lemon in salt, this was in a bar at about 1.30am, and then I remember standing outside my house with my buddy at approx 5am smoking saying I can't remember what we we're arguing about anymore so can we please stop,and then proceeding to argue with people on the internet.

    No idea what happened in the gap, but apparently I met up with some other friends, had a mini party back at my house, cleaned someone elses vomit out of my kitchen sink with my bare hands, kept playing under the boardwalk on youtube much to some of my friends annoyance (some apparently liked it), had an argument with one of my oldest friends about who could relate to blues music more and then told spoon to fuck off on the internet.

    Total alcohol consumed:
    1 pint of mead (wine made from honey, 14%)
    6 to 8 beers
    6 to 8 shots of tequila
    unknown quantity of random other drinks including vodka and brandy
    unknown quantity of fuck knows what between 1.30am and 5am.
    Just be happy you didn't see Harley.
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    I blacked out twice - the first two times that I ever got drunk. Never managed to repeat it
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