Sure people will want a haircut. But will their usual hairdresser still be in business?

I think you're seriously underestimating the impact this will have. I hope you're right, and that everything will be all hunky dory by the end of the year. But this could fuck us for the entire decade.

This is different to Spanish flu. We basically just let that run rampant. There was no shutdown. Also, the population was much smaller, electricity was relatively new, it's a completely different world. We're trying to avoid a Spanish flu, basically arguing that a global recession is not as bad as tens of millions of deaths.