Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
Ok, so I've been moistening TP for a long time now.
If I did that, I'd have a wet slop of mush spread across my shitty ass.

How can you moisten TP without it just disintegrating in the time it takes your hand to move toward your ass?

(I use Charmin, BTW, not some damn hippy extra-biodegradable-for-your-latrine TP, neither.)


Though these days, I'm about to be using whatever sandpaper is left on the shelves.