*** Official Politics Shitposting Thread ***

[OngBonga]

It's not like 'ooh some of that deadly nerve agent might have got on me, i'd better go wash my hands.' it's like 'good job i didn't get any on me, or i'd be in my death throes right now. Ok, let's go pretend to be tourists while we wait for the train.'

Yeah, this is the agent that stays on door knobs for hours, in wet conditions, and is still verry much dangerous. They could only be confident there isn't any on their clothes if they protected their clothes. Or if they had a really safe way of applying it to the door knob. idk, but these guys aren't sweating. I fucking would be, even if I had a full hazmat suit.

[Poopadoop]

Yeah, this is the agent that stays on door knobs for hours, in wet conditions, and is still verry much dangerous. They could only be confident there isn't any on their clothes if they protected their clothes. Or if they had a really safe way of applying it to the door knob. idk, but these guys aren't sweating. I fucking would be, even if I had a full hazmat suit.

You think these guys must be experts in chemical weapons? You really think a spy is going to stop to put on a hazmat suit?

Probably all they would be told is 'hey comrades, you go spray this on his door, then dump the bottle in a bin. Then catch the next train back. And don't get any on you or you die. And if you don't do it, you and your family die. Have fun boys'