Ikr.
Everyone around Trump is either being charged, convicted, or granted immunity. But he's completely going to walk away from all this 'cause people who surround themselves with criminals are always irrevocably innocent.
08-25-2018 08:32 AM
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Ikr. | |
08-25-2018 08:36 AM
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I'm actually starting to think this whole Mueller thing is just Trump using 3D chess to drain the swamp. | |
08-25-2018 08:55 AM
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Maybe he is innocent, and he's just doing what reasonably attractive women do... hang out with fat ugly girls. | |
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08-25-2018 09:05 AM
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08-25-2018 09:17 AM
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And by the way, those aren't just guys he has a beer with on the weekend; they're his employees. | |
08-25-2018 09:23 AM
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08-25-2018 09:35 AM
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LOL, so? |
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08-25-2018 09:37 AM
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08-25-2018 09:43 AM
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Lol, "nothing like this". | |
08-25-2018 09:47 AM
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On what level? You've yet to describe anything he's actually done that's scandalous. What crime is he guilty of? What's the proof? How many votes do you think he's lost? |
08-25-2018 09:50 AM
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Still clinging to that eh? I guess you don't see the writing on the wall there. Here's a clue: When Sammy the Bull and Jimmy the Snake get charged, and Billy Two Shoes and Bobby the Grime get immunity, it's not good news for the capo. | |
08-25-2018 09:56 AM
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Haha when it all goes down I guess Trump's line is going to be he didn't know about all the criminal shit going on around him. | |
08-25-2018 10:02 AM
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Well yeah. "innocence" is a pretty strong argument. Why wouldn't I cling to it? |
08-25-2018 10:05 AM
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Trump actually has several credible and extremely robust defenses |
08-25-2018 10:07 AM
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08-25-2018 10:09 AM
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Oh yea, I keep forgetting that the presumption of innonence lasts for all eternity in bananaworld. | |
08-25-2018 10:11 AM
#542
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You really seem to want to talk about this. I sense a wall of text coming listing your views and judgments on all his actions to date. | |
08-25-2018 10:19 AM
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I was about to cite Mariano Rajoy as a bigger cunt leader than literally-Hitler, but it turns out he got booted out in a vote of no connfidence this year. Wonder why that wasn't all over the news? Perhaps that same week, Trump said something that offended someone. | |
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08-25-2018 10:20 AM
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I hope he picks this one. "I didn't know you couldn't murder your opponent and bury them in the desert. My lawyer told me it was ok, I swear!" | |
08-25-2018 10:22 AM
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08-25-2018 10:25 AM
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08-25-2018 10:26 AM
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08-25-2018 10:27 AM
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To be fair, if you asked a lawyer if it's ok to kill someone, and that lawyer said yes, and you then asked the lawyer to do it, and he said OK, good chance the lawyer is in more shit than you. I mean, so long as you can prove you asked that very lawyer if your actions were lawful, and he said yes. | |
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08-25-2018 10:34 AM
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It's not hiring a lawyer that's a crime. It's ordering the lawyer to use campaign funds to make the payment - get that "ordering" - that is illegal. | |
08-25-2018 10:35 AM
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08-25-2018 10:44 AM
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Objection, ridiculous strawman. |
08-25-2018 10:48 AM
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No, it's only a crime if the lawyer actually does it. |
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08-25-2018 10:53 AM
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Overruled. The point has clearly gone over the head of the low IQ counsel, Your Honor. | |
08-25-2018 10:54 AM
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Where did the bolded even come from? |
08-25-2018 10:56 AM
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How would you even know? You get all your news from David Pakman |
08-25-2018 10:56 AM
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Really? Then all those people who got busted in stings trying to hire a hit man to kill their spouse better be let out of jail. | |
08-25-2018 10:59 AM
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Wrong. You posted a court document, moron. One that reported what a defendant said in his guilty plea. How in the world does that prove a document such as I described doesn't exist? Maybe in Fox News land it does, but your courts aren't made up of people who buy vests with 17 internal pockets. | |
08-25-2018 11:00 AM
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08-25-2018 11:01 AM
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08-25-2018 11:02 AM
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08-25-2018 11:03 AM
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08-25-2018 11:04 AM
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It's a GREAT argument. using campaign funds to influence an election is PERFECTLY REASONABLE. |
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08-25-2018 11:05 AM
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I heard Trump uses his left hand to wipe his arse. | |
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08-25-2018 11:06 AM
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Go and read his entire admission, retard, not just the Fox News summary version. He clearly and unequivocably says "I admit to breaking the law in using campaign funds to pay off SD, at the order of "The Candidate"" Hence the reason people started using the term 'unindicted co-conspirator' to refer to Trump following that little speech in court. | |
08-25-2018 11:08 AM
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08-25-2018 11:09 AM
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08-25-2018 11:10 AM
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08-25-2018 11:11 AM
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08-25-2018 11:13 AM
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If you're asking the question "Did Trump use his own money, or a donors, to pay off SD", then I would think that receipts would be an incredibly compelling piece of evidence that would answer that exact question beyond a reasonable doubt. |
08-25-2018 11:15 AM
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You just keep spinning your wheels here. | |
08-25-2018 11:16 AM
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08-25-2018 11:17 AM
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08-25-2018 11:19 AM
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08-25-2018 11:19 AM
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What I'm getting is that despite it not being illegal to use campaign funds to pay off hookers, he still used his own funds. | |
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08-25-2018 11:20 AM
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08-25-2018 11:21 AM
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08-25-2018 11:22 AM
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Where in that statement does he say that he "used campaign funds"? |
08-25-2018 11:22 AM
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I'm pretty sure I saw Trump asking millions of people to vote for him. | |
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08-25-2018 11:23 AM
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Hey, when are you going to write that essay where you go on for several pages about how you're not really a Trump fan and why you only give him a B+? | |
08-25-2018 11:24 AM
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08-25-2018 11:25 AM
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08-25-2018 11:25 AM
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08-25-2018 11:28 AM
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08-25-2018 11:28 AM
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08-25-2018 11:32 AM
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Here it is explained for anyone who wants to understand it. | |
08-25-2018 11:34 AM
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If I cared enough, I'd want to see a full transcript of the court session so I could see what he actually said. | |
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08-25-2018 11:38 AM
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The allegations being made by deranged members of the media are the following: |
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08-25-2018 11:41 AM
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Well according to banana (aka Fox News), Cohen didn't even break any laws by paying off those sluts using campaign funds, but for whatever reason he pled guilty to things that aren't even crimes. | |
08-25-2018 11:44 AM
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You'll notice that congress isn't going ape-shit about this since it's quite obvious that the money that Cohen and Pecker spent was NOT a campaign donation. They already tried to prosecute John Edwards for this exact thing, and he was not convicted. There is such a thing as "the mistress loophole". Plus, we already know that there are invoices that show that Trump used his own money. |
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08-25-2018 11:45 AM
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08-25-2018 11:47 AM
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banana is just basically repeating whatever he hears on Fox News. It's hilarious how many different angles their experts like Dershowitz keep coming up with to try to explain how Trump can magically squirm his way out of this. | |
08-25-2018 11:49 AM
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No, I'm not. I'm asking you WHO says that Trump is in trouble for using campaign funds to pay porn stars. And WHO thinks that's a criminal act. |
08-25-2018 11:56 AM
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08-25-2018 12:00 PM
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So let's recap. |
08-25-2018 12:03 PM
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here you go buddy. And actually all of those media you mentioned above say much the same thing (except Fox of course). So suck it. | |
08-25-2018 12:05 PM
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Blah blah blah. Just read or watch something besides Fox News and stop claiming I'm the only one who is saying these things. | |
08-25-2018 12:07 PM
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Where does it say "used campaign money improperly"? |
08-25-2018 12:08 PM
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Ok. So can we just agree now. Trump isn't in trouble for "using campaign money to pay porn stars" |
08-25-2018 12:09 PM
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08-25-2018 12:11 PM
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I don't really care if some argument I make on the internet is legally precise or not. I'm not a lawyer or a judge in the case. The part that matters to me is that the orange clown goes down and you have to spend a few months telling us all how you were never really a big Trump fan anyways lol. | |