Trump Is Reality TV, Mueller Is The Wire

[Poopadoop]

THey're both totally coherent

I see. So because example 2 is a pretty damn good impression of how Trump might describe WW1, it's coherent.

But, if you asked two people on the street to describe WW1 and those were the answers you got, which one would you prefer teaching history to your kid? Which one seems to know wtf their talking about and which one is babbling?

[BananaStand]

I see. So because example 2 is a pretty damn good impression of how Trump might describe WW1, it's coherent.

But, if you asked two people on the street to describe WW1 and those were the answers you got, which one would you prefer teaching history to your kid? Which one seems to know wtf their talking about and which one is babbling?

Except no one is asking Trump to teach history. They're asking him to run the economy, kill terrorists, and drain the swamp. And in those regards Trump seems to have expressed himself coherently enough to convince people to vote for him over 18 other people.

[OngBonga]

Coherent (but somewhat garrulous) -
I am rolling myself a joint, because, y'know, I like to smoke, not much of a drinker, except for tea, ooh yes a cup of tea too, spliff and tea.

[Poopadoop]

Coherent (but somewhat garrulous) -
I am rolling myself a joint, because, y'know, I like to smoke, not much of a drinker, except for tea, ooh yes a cup of tea too, spliff and tea.

That's garrulous but not on Trump's level where it becomes incoherent.


Try: "Some people like spliffs. I have them sometimes because I like them. Some and times are also two separate words but here they're one word. You know what I like with a spliff? No? I do. I like a tea with a spliff. I know what I like. A tea with a spliff, because it's like another thing you can have with a spliff that is a drink, but not any drink. No, a tea drink, which is like a different kind of drink than say, a coffee drink or a wine drink or a water drink. Those are all different drinks, but I like tea. You know, the one you make with a teabag in a pot? Thats called tea. "

That's Trump babble-speak and it's also how five year old girls talk (except replace tea and spliff with milk and cookies). Are you saying an intelligent person talks like a five year old girl?