Trump Is Reality TV, Mueller Is The Wire

[BananaStand]

I'm really surprised you're not crouching down under your desk in the fetal position after your embarrassing failure to find a video of Trump looking coherent for more than 20 seconds straight.

I didn't fail

[Poopadoop]

I didn't fail

It's ok, we'll let you off the hook.

Now I'm tuning out for the day. You can go back to having sex with your Trump blow up doll, and dream about the day he hires you to manage the Ministry of Silly Handshakes.

[MadMojoMonkey]

You can go back to having sex with your Trump blow up doll

You are also well capable of recognizing where the line is and when you've crossed it.

If you're not clear on where the line is, it's personal attacks, and this is dangerously close.

Keep it in check, everyone.

[BananaStand]

You are also well capable of recognizing where the line is and when you've crossed it.

If you're not clear on where the line is, it's personal attacks, and this is dangerously close.

Keep it in check, everyone.

Hey....maybe you didn't catch on, in this thread we maintain skepticism until definitively proven otherwise.

You don't know for sure whether or not I have a Trump blow up doll, so you can't say definitively that his statement was an attack.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Hey....maybe you didn't catch on, in this thread we maintain skepticism until definitively proven otherwise.

You don't know for sure whether or not I have a Trump blow up doll, so you can't say definitively that his statement was an attack.

Pay attention, man.

dangerously close

[BananaStand]

Pay attention, man.

It's like you're daring me to say something disparaging about you.

You're the greatest!!

[BananaStand]

It's ok, we'll let you off the hook.

You know damn well I have no sound on my work computer. Now that I'm home it didn't take very long to find this

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/...speech-sot.cnn

Do you need help with any of those words?

Now I'm tuning out for the day. You can go back to having sex with your Trump blow up doll, and dream about the day he hires you to manage the Ministry of Silly Handshakes.

I would most definitely be Secretary of Salt

[Poopadoop]

You know damn well I have no sound on my work computer. Now that I'm home it didn't take very long to find this

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/...speech-sot.cnn

So classic that after months of prodding to show Trump being coherent you find a speech where he a) reads off a teleprompter and b) misreads off a teleprompter.

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/20/trump-...peech-7244934/

[BananaStand]

So classic that after months of prodding to show Trump being coherent you find a speech where he a) reads off a teleprompter and b) misreads off a teleprompter.

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/20/trump-...peech-7244934/

So classic that in your mind, yesterday = months ago

So classic that you suddenly move the goal post and disqualify it because there was a teleprompter.

So classic that you equate the misreading of a single letter as incoherence.

So classic for a media site to shit on Trump for what even they admit is an "obvious" mix up that could happen to anyone

So classic to create a story out of a non-story, just to create an opportunity to bring up some 2 year old bullshit about Trump

So classic for that media site to find a so-called "expert" to debunk Trump's claim even though Trump's claim is undeniably true.

[Poopadoop]

So classic that in your mind, yesterday = months ago

So classic that you suddenly move the goal post and disqualify it because there was a teleprompter.

You think it's a point of pride to be able to read most of a speech off a teleprompter? Lol, ya that's a sign of intelligence for sure. the guy can read most of the words put in front of him, wp gg.

The challenge remains: find two minutes of Trump speaking on a policy issue in a coherent manner without assistance.

[BananaStand]

The challenge remains: find two minutes of Trump speaking on a policy issue in a coherent manner without assistance.

He let cameras come into legislative talks on gun control this week. Did you catch that?