Let's talk hot sauce

[OngBonga]

Yeah alright I'll give you lobster.

But leave the pigs alone. They get sliced up and cooked, so there's no shit left behind.

[BananaStand]

But leave the pigs alone. They get sliced up and cooked, so there's no shit left behind.

You are what you eat. Cows eat nature's salads. Pigs eat garbage.

[OngBonga]

Cows eat nature's salads.

Freshly fertilised by their sisters.

[BananaStand]

Freshly fertilised by their sisters.

I'm being 100% serious here.....do you realize how valuable cow shit is??

Do you really think beef farmers are letting their livestock just shit wherever, and just leave it there?

[OngBonga]

I'm being 100% serious here.....do you realize how valuable cow shit is??

Do you really think beef farmers are letting their livestock just shit wherever, and just leave it there?

Do you suppose after they've picked it up they give the grass a good rinse with diluted disinfectant?

I don't give a fuck what cows, pigs or chickens eat. I care how good they taste when they are dead and cooked.

Honestly, while I'm in a trollish mode, I'm serious when I say that it's ridiculous to judge what meat you'd eat based on the cleanliness or eating habits of the animal in question. No animal is clean by our standards. How many of them wipe their arse after having a shit?

The meat is obviously clean, because I haven't had food poisoning thanks to bacon yet.

[BananaStand]

I don't give a fuck what cows, pigs or chickens eat. I care how good they taste when they are dead and cooked

Yeah, but cows and chickens are delicious when they're dead and cooked. Pigs taste like meat marinated in garbage.

I can't help but notice the correlation when the one animal that tastes like garbage, is the one animal that eats garbage.